Hey folks, PSA, don't take a right turn in front of a bike FROM BEHIND JESUS. MARY. AND JOSEPH. PLEASE.

It's my birthday today, and my deepest wish? To see that one Mitch McConnell headline we've yet to see

I spoke with Mitch McConnell for about 20 minutes yesterday, I gave him a very large wooden horse as a peace offering.

I spoke to Mitch McConnell for twenty minutes last night, I asked him to verify if the wine I had bought was truly a Cask of Amontillado.

It's hard to look gay when I'm biking everywhere in 80°+ heat, I just look fucking tired

This one goes out to taking your 15 on two stacked milk crates in the walk-in

Technically I'm part of a Protestant denomination (I'm atheist but UUs don't care) so it's REALLY funny to see some Catholics go "Protestants are going to jump all over this!!!" Like the pope is leaving people to fall into a pit of vipers

HUGE drama happening in the Catholic community RN I know most of my friends aren't religious but you might want to take a peek at it

I'm thinking of jumping on the bandwagon and reading The count of Monte Cristo

Too hot

I keep thinking about this, the No Exit set in TADC

If you don't like how a piece of media went/ended then git good and write fanfiction No amount of bitching will ever change what's already been published

Say what you want about pagans but I've never met a pagan who thought me incapable of morality simply because I don't believe a God exists

Happy Birthday to a legend against oppression The pro mental health king

The world is a mess and everyone is just talking about that damned reflecting pool I don't care about the pool

My favorite number is 2 because it's <3

© Elena Wuest. 'Still Water Ritual.' Oil on canvas, 2026. 120 × 100 cm.

I am a big fan of modern art but there is something to be said about the lack of classical-style portraiture in contemporary art exhibitions, like, with the pigments and techniques available to us today I think it would be fun to see some new portrait oil paintings in galleries.

Let them build those extra car lanes, we'll just turn them into protected bike Lanes when they eventually realize that intersections are the bottleneck and removing the car lane will speed up traffic.

i will not stand for "larp" becoming the new "poser". there is nothing in this world that requires more genuine unbridled passion in the face of people calling you a total nerd than live-action roleplay

The fact that the neurodiversity movement doesn't include degenerative diseases fucking sucks actually We only benefit from allyship

Wegmans is Overhyped, don't let the people from NY lie to you

My deepest wish is to forget everything that happened in the return of the obra dinn so that one day I can replay it as if I had never played it

Fair to say our D&D game got a bit derailed this afternoon.

This painting, titled Dos Mujeres (Two Women) or Portrait of Two Women, was created by Mexican artist Diego Rivera in 1914. It is an important early work from Rivera in Paris, where he engaged with Cubism alongside Picasso and Braque.

It’s finally happened. After 18 months. Finally, a media merger you can root for.

This impressionistic oil painting is titled "Marco Pierre White and The Golden Pig Trotters" by the artist Mark Andrew Bailey.

Planning your week, San Francisco? Consider the free screening event of "No Place to Grow Old," a documentary about the housing crisis facing older adults. 📅 Wed, April 22 🕠 Doors 5:30 PM 📍 Internet Archive, 300 Funston Ave, SF 🎟️ RSVP luma.com/lrtq1eg5 @lwvsf.bsky.social

People might dunk on tarot cards but despite not actually believing in them, doing readings is one of the few things that can calm me down as effectively as talking to people. And 100x better than an AI chat bot "therapist"

Update: fantastic results, once I get more chocolate I am going to do this again

I've been trying to make my own peanut butter cups recently (without a recipe I'm winging it) and honestly it's been a blast

Welcome home Artemis II!

No sleep but I still have shit to do, whyyyyy

I've got something to go to in the morning and I've decided to caramelize onions to freeze, what am I doing

Currently writing a story and MAN am I bad at naming things, how TF do you not name people wacky tacky shit but still make it sound futuristic

When recommending reading material to people who want to get *into* reading more you should NOT be afraid of recommending short stories Actually you SHOULD recommend short stories they're a fantastic way of getting into reading And more avid readers should read them more too

Boys, my bike bags are going to be in the mail by Tomorrow! Thrilled