Paul “Thomas” Anderson

Trump… he’s running

Checking Bluesky after several months and seeing that some of my Twitter pals are posting regularly

Here are the US reciprocal tariffs against all the territories mentioned in Enya’s Orinoco Flow

When Gen Zs post their #OfficeSiren fits and they all just look like this

this is in line with the government hiding the identities of DOGE workers. the regime has a right to know who you are. you have no right to know who rules you.

They are just disappearing people off the street. Having a hard time thinking about literally anything else.

Jack Antonoff producing the most recent Kendrick album

I have the potential to make the funniest wedding DJ hire of all time

Perhaps one of the funniest things that has ever happened for a select group of around 200 people from left twitter

Actually crying at this

Gen Zs wearing Uggs to the office… have some fucking clarse

This is where I live

Filling in the stupid data capture form for a wedding stylist so I could get their brochure of services and had to click exit upon reading this compulsory question

Cake Box

I’ve asked Ham if we can have “Gossip Girl hour” at our wedding reception

Free Palestine = antisemitism Nazi salute = just fine As clear as day that the ADL is undermining the fight against antisemitism

A Few Good Men? Wouldn’t have thought so.

once again thinking about this passage from David Lynch's book Catching the Big Fish

[Hotel California voice]

The algorithm since I got engaged 😍😍😍

I hate that going on the computer is just for getting mad now. computers used to be for sending your friends a mysterious file called free_drink_coaster.exe that popped out their cd tray when they ran it. we have lost our way

Stuck at H’s parents’ house because our car window has gotten stuck all the way down on the coldest day in months while our car is packed to the rafters with everything we’re taking home after being away for a week and a half 🫠

Even the mere amazing flavor of the tantalizing food, entices one to eat it. And believe it or not, that delicious journey from plate to mouth, is only the beginning.

At my parents’ house, liberally dousing everything with extra virgin olive oil like it’s my job

Merry Christmas! In November my grandpa bought 350 cans of John Smith’s because “it was down to a good price” and has said “this will last me until April”

Merry Christmas!!

war maria ein girlboss? war jesus ein nepo baby?? war joseph ein rizzless beta male??? waren die heiligen drei könige ein poly power throuple???? waren die hirten goated-

Brand: You finish that ring yet? Designer: Sure did boss, big Goatse vibes, just like you asked. Brand: what

Promise to be Dazzling

Call me George the way I dub ya Bush

I have to take an annual fire safety training for work, and I am reminded that I asked some of the folks who manage these things how they evacuate the NICU and apparently they have vests you can load up with babies

"Okay, get some snaps of that Mangione character, but you better not pull any bullshit where he looks like the subject in a 16th century painting called 'Christ taken at the Garden of Gethsemane'." "Okay, now don't be mad but..."

Done with work for the year

Last-minute online shopping basket: dinosaur stickers, Mario tree ornament, space-themed bath bombs, bottle of Dirty Cow Dairy Free Cre*m Liqueur (Original Flavour)

Me in 2004, teaching 10th graders: For the love of god don't cite Wikipedia, it's not a reliable source Me in 2024, to literally anyone in earshot: Good ol' Wikipedia, the only thing the internet hasn't fucked up yet

[Me sorting through my emails, to the tune of Eleanor Rigby] January’s problem

Something so refreshing and relieving about getting into the habit of leaving the night at 9/9.30 and doing all your home stuff before midnight. I’ll still have time to read my book tonight! You don’t have to stay until the pub shuts!

Read H’s thesis acknowledgements and naturally cried at the bit where he mentions me. Pithy and romantic and I love him

Fully putting all my chips on Bluesky now so I need there to be a certain threshold of madness on here to keep me hooked. Where’s Sarisha when you need her

How and why are we still buying into this

Goated love song, sorry open.spotify.com/track/1wFS8L...

Convincing myself that a year of reckless spending can all be recouped by spending a week at my parents' house over Christmas 💯💯💯

Newsletter: Our digital lives are unregulated growth-hacked ecological disasters. The modern tech ecosystem's growth-at-all-costs mindset is actively harming billions of people, pushing them toward authoritarianism for profit. We must fight back. www.wheresyoured.at/never-forgive-them/

Pick it up dorlin, London Carling™ When I go pronzing, yeah I go all IN

Watching Buffy and the most demonic thing is the extent to which I'm deeply horny for Spike

Need to talk to whoever was doing Cordy’s makeup on Buffy. With a knife perhaps