Thirstie Allsopp
@scrubmummy.bsky.social
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Gay man pushing 30
Paul āThomasā Anderson
3 months ago
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Trump⦠heās running
4 months ago
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Checking Bluesky after several months and seeing that some of my Twitter pals are posting regularly
5 months ago
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Michael Fry
9 months ago
Here are the US reciprocal tariffs against all the territories mentioned in Enyaās Orinoco Flow
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When Gen Zs post their
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fits and they all just look like this
10 months ago
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rev. howard arson
10 months ago
this is in line with the government hiding the identities of DOGE workers. the regime has a right to know who you are. you have no right to know who rules you.
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Tim Onion
10 months ago
They are just disappearing people off the street. Having a hard time thinking about literally anything else.
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Jack Antonoff producing the most recent Kendrick album
11 months ago
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I have the potential to make the funniest wedding DJ hire of all time
11 months ago
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Perhaps one of the funniest things that has ever happened for a select group of around 200 people from left twitter
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11 months ago
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Actually crying at this
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11 months ago
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Gen Zs wearing Uggs to the office⦠have some fucking clarse
11 months ago
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This is where I live
11 months ago
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Filling in the stupid data capture form for a wedding stylist so I could get their brochure of services and had to click exit upon reading this compulsory question
12 months ago
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Cake Box
12 months ago
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Iāve asked Ham if we can have āGossip Girl hourā at our wedding reception
12 months ago
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Rachel Shabi
12 months ago
Free Palestine = antisemitism Nazi salute = just fine As clear as day that the ADL is undermining the fight against antisemitism
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A Few Good Men? Wouldnāt have thought so.
12 months ago
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priscilla page
about 1 year ago
once again thinking about this passage from David Lynch's book Catching the Big Fish
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[Hotel California voice]
12 months ago
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The algorithm since I got engaged ššš
about 1 year ago
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ceej
almost 2 years ago
I hate that going on the computer is just for getting mad now. computers used to be for sending your friends a mysterious file called free_drink_coaster.exe that popped out their cd tray when they ran it. we have lost our way
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Stuck at Hās parentsā house because our car window has gotten stuck all the way down on the coldest day in months while our car is packed to the rafters with everything weāre taking home after being away for a week and a half š«
about 1 year ago
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Even the mere amazing flavor of the tantalizing food, entices one to eat it. And believe it or not, that delicious journey from plate to mouth, is only the beginning.
about 1 year ago
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At my parentsā house, liberally dousing everything with extra virgin olive oil like itās my job
about 1 year ago
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Merry Christmas! In November my grandpa bought 350 cans of John Smithās because āit was down to a good priceā and has said āthis will last me until Aprilā
about 1 year ago
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Merry Christmas!!
about 1 year ago
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stephen
about 1 year ago
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felix
about 1 year ago
war maria ein girlboss? war jesus ein nepo baby?? war joseph ein rizzless beta male??? waren die heiligen drei kƶnige ein poly power throuple???? waren die hirten goated-
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Brand: You finish that ring yet? Designer: Sure did boss, big Goatse vibes, just like you asked. Brand: what
about 1 year ago
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Promise to be Dazzling
about 1 year ago
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Call me George the way I dub ya Bush
about 1 year ago
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Kelzor
about 1 year ago
I have to take an annual fire safety training for work, and I am reminded that I asked some of the folks who manage these things how they evacuate the NICU and apparently they have vests you can load up with babies
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Jessica Ritchey
about 1 year ago
"Okay, get some snaps of that Mangione character, but you better not pull any bullshit where he looks like the subject in a 16th century painting called 'Christ taken at the Garden of Gethsemane'." "Okay, now don't be mad but..."
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Done with work for the year
about 1 year ago
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Last-minute online shopping basket: dinosaur stickers, Mario tree ornament, space-themed bath bombs, bottle of Dirty Cow Dairy Free Cre*m Liqueur (Original Flavour)
about 1 year ago
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Adam Weinstein
about 1 year ago
Me in 2004, teaching 10th graders: For the love of god don't cite Wikipedia, it's not a reliable source Me in 2024, to literally anyone in earshot: Good ol' Wikipedia, the only thing the internet hasn't fucked up yet
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[Me sorting through my emails, to the tune of Eleanor Rigby] Januaryās problem
about 1 year ago
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Something so refreshing and relieving about getting into the habit of leaving the night at 9/9.30 and doing all your home stuff before midnight. Iāll still have time to read my book tonight! You donāt have to stay until the pub shuts!
about 1 year ago
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Read Hās thesis acknowledgements and naturally cried at the bit where he mentions me. Pithy and romantic and I love him
about 1 year ago
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Fully putting all my chips on Bluesky now so I need there to be a certain threshold of madness on here to keep me hooked. Whereās Sarisha when you need her
about 1 year ago
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How and why are we still buying into this
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about 1 year ago
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Goated love song, sorry
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Guilty
Blue Ā· Best Of Blue Ā· Song Ā· 2004
https://open.spotify.com/track/1wFS8LTSRSYhNmMdPPFLHr?si=2HmitsRCRxSo2oWKMboZ5Q&context=spotify%3Aplaylist%3A7kvaiU0aG9xOnJpasijr13
about 1 year ago
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Convincing myself that a year of reckless spending can all be recouped by spending a week at my parents' house over Christmas šÆšÆšÆ
about 1 year ago
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Ed Zitron
about 1 year ago
Newsletter: Our digital lives are unregulated growth-hacked ecological disasters. The modern tech ecosystem's growth-at-all-costs mindset is actively harming billions of people, pushing them toward authoritarianism for profit. We must fight back.
www.wheresyoured.at/never-forgive-them/
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Never Forgive Them
In the last year, Iāve spent about 200,000 words on a kind of personal journey where Iāve tried again and again to work out why everything digital feels so broken, and why it seems to keep getting wor...
https://www.wheresyoured.at/never-forgive-them/
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Pick it up dorlin, London Carling⢠When I go pronzing, yeah I go all IN
about 1 year ago
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Watching Buffy and the most demonic thing is the extent to which I'm deeply horny for Spike
about 1 year ago
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Need to talk to whoever was doing Cordyās makeup on Buffy. With a knife perhaps
about 1 year ago
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