This should be our album cover

My painting NORTHERN ENGLAND

Me as an intern doctor: Madam vomit the medicine, I have made a mistake

I'm back How is here

I want a female best friend who will look me in the eyes and be like , bestie I can see you are not okay go and lock the door🥹🥺🦦

Being single is not easy. You will start missing the person you made eye contact with on the street.

Only relationship advice I can give is stay single🧍🏾

Nowadays most ladies have two boyfriend's Minister of finance and minister of home affairs 😩❤‍🩹

When writing the story of your life, don't let anyone else hold the pen.

Have male friends who actually look out for you and protect you🏳‍🌈🥹🤍

Girls from rich homes who fall in love with poor boys, haven't you seen me?🥲🥹‼️

Whoever loves a Monday is either stealing at work or dating a workmate.

Girls from rich homes who fall in love with poor boys, haven't you seen me?🥲🥹‼️

You will never find a contact on my phone saved as babe , love or any cute names. I type your name and surname like Home Affairs:😌‼️

Was busy stealing meat & my mom caught me...she said that the number of reactions i get on this post will be the number of slaps she'll give me .....please don't react, she's watching😒

Are you gonna have 4kids you planned with your Ex?? 2 boys n 2 girls or should l mind my own business😹😹❤‍🩹!?

Weak men chase women. Women chase strong men. But strong men chase God, money, success and status. Don't get it twisted, SON🧶

Have male friends who actually look out for you and protect you🏳‍🌈🥹🤍

It is only in Africa that you will drive someone to the airport and the person will get to London before you get home because of Traffic 🚦🚗😂😂😂

The same man who doesn't have airtime to talk to you is telling another girl” Money is not his problem.”😒

People say everything happens for a reason. So when I punch 👊 you in the face, remember I have a reason.😤

When writing the story of your life, don't let anyone else hold the pen.

Also I don’t get why people be surprised when I say that I don’t drink either

Being ugly is not easy imagine taking 10 selfies and deleting 15😭💔

Whatsapp should remove Blue ticks and put something like "ignored" to Increase a little bit more pain 😂💔 😂

You are.….? ❤️: First-born 😮: Second-born 😂: Third-born 🥹: Last-born 👀: Others

The harder the battle, the sweeter the victory.

" I want to know you better" There's nothing better friend, I'm m always hungry🥺 Just that 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Teenagers that believe that they will change their home situation heart this.🥹❤‍🩹

❔ How old were u when u started dating📍>>> 12yrs-15yrs❤️ 16yrs😂 17yrs💗 18yrs😩 19yrs😭 20yrs🫶

```It’s another Saturday for someone to marry the wrong person 🥲😂```

When I was young I used to think that it's too much food that causes pregnancy not knowing that there is something behind.😂😂😂

When I was 13 years old, I used to say when I grow up, I'll be helping those in need, at 20 I am the one in need. This life aaa😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

We took pictures and you're telling me not to post this particular picture because you were not looking nice. Who said I care about you? So far as I am looking nice, I don’t care about the rest. 😒😒🤣🤣

My biggest fear about marriage is my money being called "our money":😭

I am at a point where being approached by a girl annoys me to the core:🤞🏼

When the forehead is big, they wear mini skirts so the focus won’t be on the billboard. Ladies are wise. 🤐🤐🤣🤣🤣

"Seeing everyone falling inlove but then remembering how I was cryíng at 2am asking god why I wasn't enough."🥹🤞🏻😭

Being ugly is not easy imagine taking 10 selfies and deleting 15😭💔

Whatsapp should remove Blue ticks and put something like "ignored" to Increase a little bit more pain 😂💔 😂

You are.….? ❤️: First-born 😮: Second-born 😂: Third-born 🥹: Last-born 👀: Others

The harder the battle, the sweeter the victory.

" I want to know you better" There's nothing better friend, I'm m always hungry🥺 Just that 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Teenagers that believe that they will change their home situation heart this.🥹❤‍🩹

❔ How old were u when u started dating📍>>> 12yrs-15yrs❤️ 16yrs😂 17yrs💗 18yrs😩 19yrs😭 20yrs🫶

```It’s another Saturday for someone to marry the wrong person 🥲😂```

When I was young I used to think that it's too much food that causes pregnancy not knowing that there is something behind.😂😂😂

When I was 13 years old, I used to say when I grow up, I'll be helping those in need, at 20 I am the one in need. This life aaa😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

We took pictures and you're telling me not to post this particular picture because you were not looking nice. Who said I care about you? So far as I am looking nice, I don’t care about the rest. 😒😒🤣🤣