Managed to stab my self in the back of the hand whilst cooking dinner. Can confirm that a knife scraping on bone does not feel good.

Yep, The Times is going with 'The murder of Renee Nicole Good is the fault of immigrants'.

The United Kingdom is the second largest owner of US government debt after Japan. If America wants to bankrupt us, we should simply dump the debt & watch America burn.

Gone out to the garage for a Friday afternoon treat…

Jesse Ventura spitting truth. No fucks given. youtu.be/_FKcP8j010o?...

Martinelli isn’t the only sack of shit.

Probably our easiest second half in months

Great performance. Fuck Gabrielle Martinelli, the disgraceful sack of shit

I would have zero problem with someone taking a red to smack Martinelli there

Kerkez has played Saka very well.

Very good half that.

Ask yourself - which team is happiest here? Which team has come closest to scoring?

Some soft old free kicks in the last couple of minutes

This has been a good performance so far

I’d argue this has very much gone to plan for the first 20.

Is Gary Neville watching the same game as the rest of us?

The Arsenal fellatio hour continues after the break…

Sky’s pre-match coverage here is really odd.

IF and that is a big IF, there are fair and free elections in the midterms and 2028, they're all fucking toast. www.economist.com/interactive/...

America is fucking toast.

A number of fighter jets going faster than the speed of sound passed over the outskirts of Cambridge a few minutes ago, headed in the direction of the North Atlantic…

This is exactly the state of American politics right now:

The first 20 minutes of Predator Badlands is unwatchable. I sure hope it gets better!

Yes Mo!!!!

If you follow this argument through to its logical conclusion there should be a UK Government channel on pornhub.

Give it Southgate!

Taking Football Personally open.substack.com/pub/karlcopp...

Never has a film made me feel as itchy as Phase IV has.

Oh well. Back to work tomorrow, so I have no intention of spending the evening arguing on here. Have a lovely evening folks!

I get being frustrated and all, but this constant need to find someone to be the escaped goat for everything negative that happens in a game of football is WILD to me. WILD.

Unbeaten in 8, showed the character to come from behind and get in front, only to be undone by a strike that 3 keepers wouldn’t save. On we go.

There’s nothing you can do about that it’s a once in a lifetime strike

Yes! I suspect some of our miserable support are going to be gutted

We’ve reached the point in the game where we stop passing and just aimlessly hoof it

Lovely

You know that walking football that old fellas play? That’s our identity.

Our complete lack of movement is really concerning.

Nightmare

I think that’s onside

15 minute delay to kick off due to a medical emergency

Ooof. The squad is down the barebones

lol

Their messaging is so fucking incoherent. Maduro was an illegitimate leader who lost in 2024, which is why we're replacing him with his VP instead of the person who won in 2024. We did this to stop fentanyl, which is why he's indicted for cocaine. We're also occupying Venezuela via Zoom call.

Kier Starmer now has an enormous quantity of egg dripping from his face. We can no longer allow the US to continue to base their military in the UK.

The Red Letter Media takedown of Stranger Things Season 5 is fucking hilarious. I haven’t seen any of it since season 2… and that is in no way a bad thing.

The United States is a rogue actor throwing the world into disarray. It hosts war criminal Netanyahu, sanctions ICC and European officials, launches strikes around the world, and now kidnaps foreign leaders. Western allies need to stop it if they truly believe in human rights and international law.

The UK is a bizarre country where its seen as just fine & normal for people to sleep in tents in the freezing cold. Temperatures to hit -4 this week But the idea Billionaires could be less rich. Not poor, not struggling, just a bit less rich, this is seen as extreme and radical

Tonight, the President of the United States has launched an unconstitutional war of aggression, dooming another generation to spill their blood for oil, and lay waste to a sovereign nation. I demand that Congress exercise its power, halt this conflict, and impeach this war criminal president.

Liverpool had big chances in the first half (Flo and Hugo) but did not convert either. The Hugo chance above had the same xG as a penalty. It is always good to score your big chances, is my hot take on football. But let’s get back to talking about why Arne Slot should be fired today. 🤪