Im not saying Europe doesn’t have the right to make fun of us. However I just think they should remember world history classes are 90% european history because they couldn’t keep their hands to themselves

Keurig coffee machines have mythical aura ngl. Whole experience is asmr

I never thought id be saying this, but shoutouts to the british monarchy rn

When I get bored I manipulate people into forming different geometrical versions of love triangles. My favorites are the love star, the love rhombus, and the love icosahedron.

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I have written and deleted a lot of posts but I keep thinking about how the brutal assassination of Minnesota State senator Melissa Hortman, her husband Mark, and their beloved dog Gilbert in June did not prompt this same level of calls for empathy, sympathy, and flags at half-mast.

It’s very depressing that Adolph Shitler getting pwned made the school shooting that day get 0 coverage

Being in a STEM field is the constant experience of Poisson and Gauss jumpscares. Any random unit in any class could introduce them back into your life

Me when I’m hosting a birthday party :3

Shell Shreddin' so the Lesbian with a Wolf Cut Thinks You're Cool

The worst scam in history is going from elementary school to middle school where you lose recess and get recess with less freedoms and for a grade (PE).

Tell Wario How Much He Means To You

Not to be a D1 complainer but idk how literally anyone enjoys going to the gym. Been going twice a week for just short of six months and I have yet to have any positive emotions around it at all except for “I did something today”

8:11 missed 2nd portal in Minecraft :(. I know sub10 can happen any day now but fuck man that sucks

T94 front dragon please

After 5+ years of being an affiliate, I’ve finally leveled up. To affiliate

Not to flex, but I think if I were elected president that I could save the government more money in one day than cutting pennies did for the next decade

Fish tacossssss

Surprise! 🌵 One last starfish for the road

Winning

Day 19 of no andrew iof

Day 18

Starfish are meant to FLYYYYYY Day 17

Day 16 of a starfish every day until andrew plays iof

HOLY FUCK

Day 15

BORRRRRRNANA

Day 14

Starfish haters will NOT like this post Day 13 (andrew will play iof soon right?)

didnt get a moment to myself all day today so here starfish 12. wrong day by my timezone but whatever, i havent slept yet

Andrew playingn’t IoF Day 11 starfish

Day 10

Day 9 of posting a starfish every day until andrew plays iof

Day 8 of starfish posting yall already know

Break from starfish posting to acknowledge I’m kind of popping off. First to double digits and we ain’t stoppin