So let me get this right- The Turtle Man died, went to hell, and made a deal with the Devil. In exchange for the Closeted Warmonger's soul (payment taken immediately), Turtle Man could live a few more months. Is that correct?

Being in a hotel is weird. Watching TV shows that I wouldn't normally watch. Example- Watched the US Air Guitar Championship on ESPN11. Yep.

She's... She's destroying an American creation. With (some) history in Japanese traditions. I hate this timeline.

Turns out when I'm doing something fun (painting) the day goes by a hell of a lot faster...

I spoke with him for 20 minutes today...

So Michael's has officially (Vincent) Priced me out of their Halloween decorations.

For real. Wife and I had a Mix CD that we gave out to guests at our wedding, and one of the songs chosen was Que Sera Sera from the soundtrack. Featuring amazing lyrics such as "I know you love me I wanna wad you up into my life Let's roll up to be a single star in the sky" Absolute Poetry

Just saw an anti-Kimberly Yee ad that was one of the most racist fucking things I have seen in modern times. I know it was "not affiliated" with any candidate, but Tom Horne better denounce it. Or I will assume he is fine with this kind of bullshit. Fucking hell. What is going on?

Watching Panama V. England and Cheba Hut. I got a Bikini Bottom and a Papago Orange Blossom. Jolene by Dolly Parton is blasting. I am content. For now.

I'm sure it has already been talked about, but in the Ice Nine Kills x Dead By Daylight "Devil's In The Details" shirt it contains a sample of the lyrics to Play Dead. These lyrics contain titles for past INK songs about Halloween Scream My Bloody Valentine The Shining IT Hmmmmmm... #dbd

Dead Dead By Daylight- I don't want items in my bloodweb, I want Pictures Of Spiderman! I mean, CAKE! I WANT CAKE!

So AI is not only NOT making our lives easier- It is also making everything more expensive. And making everyone more stupid. And causing mass layoffs. And destroying our planet. Cool. CoolCoolCool.

Watching the France vs. Iraq match in Spanish at my local Filibertos. As one is meant to watch it.

How is my Sonic 1/4 Pound Footlong Coney both cold and burnt? Amd somehow hard? Worst fucking thing I have ordered from them in a long time. Gross.

Dear writers- Use whatever words you want to. Use unusual words. Use difficult words. Use words I will need to look up. Use ye olde wyrds. Use 1337 words. Use proper phrases. Use slang. Hell. Make up words (with context clues, I guess). Sincerely - A Reader

Reminder: they didn't like her laugh. So, now we are here.

With political ads going up - I had a thought Fuck "Endorsed By Trump" I wanna know who is "Hated By Trump" "Reviled By Trump" "Given A Stupid Nickname By Trump"

First Jason match on Dead By Daylight: Adept Slasher. Jason is pretty damn fun.

Sometimes it is hard to focus on the good things. Hard to wade through the bs my own head. Hard to see the good through the bad. Even if the bad isn't really as bad as it seems. Fuck

Anything fun happening with Dead By Daylight this month?

Five Summer Outfits That Will Make You Look Like A Sexy Little Reflecting Pool

This showed up in my FaceBook memories today. Seemed appropriate.

Looks like I will be playing as Sable exclusively while survivor on Dead By Daylight for the month of June.

Not only do I get this reference, I've seen the performance. On DVD, not live.

Honestly. Looking forward to playing the next God Of War.

I will vote for whomever makes it law that hitting X on a fucking mobile ad actually close the ad. Not open mobile store Not open my browser to the ad's site Not bring up another fucking page to the ad Hit the X Close the fucking ad! -end.rant-

"Ace The Celebration" Interesting phrasing for the first day of Pride Month, Dairy Queen... Ha!

Just made a Wyooter Hooter. Didn't even know about them before we went to Terror Trader, where I picked up a promotional plastic glass.

Does that QT ad get Brimful of Asha stuck in anyone else's head, or is that just me?

It's a good thing we decided not to do anything partywise for my birthday. 2 friends are doing a play (yay!) 1 friend is in the hospital (boo!) My father is being moved to a care facility 🫩

If I make an appointment for an oil change, why is it still gonna take a couple of hours?

How have I never seen Ghosts Of Mars until now? This is all kinds of amazing.

Waitaminute - did the latest update on Dead By Daylight get rid of the "play survivor as you wait" when killer? They just added that!

The sad thing about the Jason x Dead By Daylight crossover, which I am fucking excited for, is they will use that damned JasonUniverse mask. I hope they get the rights to others, but I'm not holding my breath

Why am I just now learning about HauntedWeen?

Speedrun xkcd.com/3246/

Not enough of you fuckers watched the 1993 music video for We Shall Be Free by Garth Brooks, and it shows.

I feel at this point that with all the clues that the Dead By Daylight is throwing at us almost makes it obvious who the 10th anniversary is going to be about. And as much as I like who everyone (including me) thinks it is, I kinda hope we're all wrong and the killer will come outta left field.

For a movie that’s 36 years old, Dick Tracy’s make up & prosthetic artists did a fantastic job on the outlandish Dick Tracy villains that still holds up.

How do I get 37,502 points and my co-killer gets 17,061 in 2v8? I mean, at least why weren't AFK, I guess...

I am actually angry when I learn the name of some shitty rightwing grift streamer. I don't want to know about them. I don't want to know their name. I don't want to know what horribly racist, misogynistic, ragebait bullshit they spew for clicks and cash I don't care. I just- Do Not Fucking Care

Ok. So I liked Black Phone 2 more than The Black Phone.

I apologize to anyone I'm playing DBD with this morning. My father fell and is back in the hospital, so my mind is not quite right. But I'm trying to pretend to be normal so I don't fall into a pit of despair, but alas, I am failing...

If only @captmarkkelly.bsky.social had added a journalist to his unverified, unsecured group messag for confidential war information. Then there would be no problem and nowone would get reprimanded. That's how this administration works, yeah?

Two of my favorite pubs shut down. It really saddens me that The Rose And Crown and Guilded Stein are dead.

This week's song on constant rotation is Fabulous by MEEK. Thanks SNL UK!

Not really enjoying 28 Years Later: The Bone Temple. But the Number Of The Beast musical interlude is worth the price of admission.

They should put a buncha rings in Lord of the Flies and a shitload of flies in Lord of the Rings just to blow people's minds and whatnot.

My father is in the hospital. They have to do bloodwork and a CT scan. Unsure what's wrong.