Scary Movie 2 is not as good as Scary Movie.

The weird part of rewatching Stranger Things after so long is seeing how damn good the Dead By Daylight lab map really is.

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Finally starting my rewatch of Stranger Things. I don't really care anymore. But I spent so much time initially watching it, it feels stupid not to watch the final season. And it's been so long since I've seen any of the show that I need to watch all of it again... Gah!

So the art of the deal got us (checks notes) The treaty we had in 1951?

A reminder how ICE treats priests.

If your christian church leader is an ICE member you should find another church. They are not leading you on the path of your savior.

The generation that got pissed off that "everyone gets an award" is clapping like seals that the president turned the Nobel Peace Prize into a fucking participation trophy.

Reminder - Horse dewormer does *not* cure cancer.

Having watched both the 1974 and 2017 versions of Murder On The Orient Express today, and having only seen the 74 version today, I can say I actually like that one (74) better. Though I like Branagh's Poirot character, I liked the story telling of the 74 better.

Some white wine. Some hot chocolate. Some Agatha Christie. Happy Sunday Afternoon.

Just saw a video of Mr Blobby performing the theme to Dawson's Creek. How's your year going, so far?

#thelastdrivein #MutantFam

You don't just wave goodbye and let them walk into the wilderness. There is a LOT of paperwork to be done. #thelastdrivein #MutantFam

There's no sex. The blood is laughable. And they've dissected worse. Why hasn't @rifftrax.com done Don't Go In The Woods? #thelastdrivein #MutantFam

This soundtrack is, amazing? Not quite the word I would use for it, but the gummy is in full effect and the beers/buzz ballz isn't hurting either. #thelastdrivein #MutantFam

Reoccurring theme tonight: creepy dollheads. #thelastdrivein #MutantFam

These are "Friends?" #thelastdrivein #MutantFam

Well, @darcythemailgirl.bsky.social, now I want to know what that term means. #thelastdrivein #MutantFam

We talked so much about the music of the first film. Are we not going to talk about the guitar noodling and shaking a can full of pennies of this one? #thelastdrivein #MutantFam

You don't need an audible fart. The joke lands just like Ed's in Shaun Of The Dead. Implied is actually funnier. Or whatever... #thelastdrivein #MutantFam

What a honeymoon! #thelastdrivein #MutantFam

Madman Marz, this ain't! #thelastdrivein #MutantFam

I'm not convinced that's not Micky Dolenz? #thelastdrivein #MutantFam

"Don't go in the woods...alone?" #thelastdrivein #MutantFam

@therealjoebob123.bsky.social @darcythemailgirl.bsky.social #thelastdrivein #MutantFam #samuraicop

#thelastdrivein #MutantFam

What, they couldn't get Don't Fuck In The Woods? #thelastdrivein #MutantFam

Hell yeah! #thelastdrivein #MutantFam

Well, priest. Your pretty face is going to hell. #thelastdrivein #MutantFam

Nailed it! #thelastdrivein #MutantFam

I've seen a local theater group do a Black Box Theater production of Picnic. #thelastdrivein #MutantFam

Imagine the producer for this and telling her girlfriend "I got the perfect role for you!" She must have full faith in their ability to do this. #thelastdrivein #MutantFam

Is this one of the first instances of ironic needle drop in a movie? #thelastdrivein #MutantFam

Whaaaaaa? #thelastdrivein #MutantFam

The priest is just a pretty as some of the ladies in this movie... #thelastdrivein #MutantFam

I don't know why, but I dont quite trust Father Clark Kent, there... #thelastdrivein #MutantFam

The one's outfit looks like the background set of Laugh-In. #thelastdrivein #MutantFam

We DON'T talk about Bruno... #thelastdrivein #MutantFam

First time watch. #thelastdrivein #MutantFam #dontnight

Got ready for Don't NIght by watching the @edgarwright.bsky.social parody trailor from Grindhouse, "DON'T." Don't! Don't! Don't! Don't! Don't! Don't! Don't! Don't! #thelastdrivein #MutantFam #dontnight

Caught a look at myself at a self checkout camera. I look like a guy you would avoid at a party because he'd corner you, ask if you have any drugs, and proceed to tell you a conspiracy theory dumber and hollow earth...

Who are you gonna belive? Our great and honest government? Or your lying eyes and ears?

Got to watch the Rose Parade on Pluto. Pretty cool.

I feel like a background character in an end of days movie. Going about my day unaware of the shit that's happening in the world...

Did a Knives Out triple feature tonight. Whooooo... That's a lot of Benoit Blanc charm all at once...

It is 8 am. The Saturday after Christmas. And one of our neighbors is running a chainsaw.

And lo, on this Christmas morning, a miracle did occur as a double melded peanut M&M appeared in a bowl to honor baby Jesus in swaddling clothes.