Happy Pride Baltimore someone threw this at my head 🙂‍↕️

I got a giant bag of kettle corn. might never leave the house again

You ever book a show so fun the one weekend you're out of town and you never forgive yourself for missing it? linktr.ee/laughtracksb...

. @andieisonline.bsky.social is hosting this ALL STAR LINEUP, and Baltimore? If you haven't been to Laugh Tracks yet, this is THE ONE NOT TO MISS

apparently wearing headphones and leaning against a wall means "come and talk to me, I've been waiting for you my whole life" to old men

cashier at the rofo held me hostage at the register until I guessed what video game franchise his tattoo was from 🥲

does anyone else feel the need to rearrange all their furniture every three months or is it just me??

On Saturday, May 10, Super Art Fight returns to Remfest. Our show starts at 4:30pm at the Family Stage. Bring your friends, family and kids! Promo Art designed by @andieisonline.bsky.social #Remfest2025 #superartfight #baltimore

Neil banging out the tunes #art

subtweeting the Pet ER because I wanted Peeps soo bad

death is so cruel and absurd, not a fan!!

this is neither here nor there but don't decorate with candy-themed decor if you're not also putting out a bowl of the candy you reminded me of!!!!

extremely fucked up that pets have shorter lifepsans than we do

oatmeal rats in cookie

☕ #Art by Death by Coffee

the friend who buys the group tickets should be allowed to list their friends as dependents

have you ever tried...this one? *clamdips and runs over your corpse*

Mike White you are a REAL one* (*pervert)((complimentary))

shotgunning a tiny plastic Oriole's cap full of dippin' dots in broad daylight would fix me

stop drinking bleach with a leech and come drink cyanide with a ride or die

sitting in the sun to improve my mental health and immediately cancelling it out by scrolling on my phone

Now, more than ever: we have a new episode! Here repping @superartfight.bsky.social , it's stand-up comedian, artist, and overall vibe connosieur, @andieisonline.bsky.social ! We talk about Bob's Burgers, #men, and the inescapable insatiable need to post. youtu.be/70GVpF5FimY

look at him. this guy doesn't know what the hell is going on

you guys would tell me if I was on a list, right? RIGHT?!!

typed my work laptop password into my pc at home... I need a vacation

hootie has a cold :(

happy new year, don't look at my feet

hello

thinking about embracing cringe

LOVE cons!

I like my CEOs the way I like my music, underground

don't have to be inspired, just have to write

shooter's from Towson? that's smalltimore for ya

you're an obscene one, Mr. Grinch

CHAPPELL ROAN COVERING LAST CHRISTMAS!!!!!

A nonsense christmas with sabrina carpenter is cute but they didn't think to sync the audience with the music, it's so awkward and offbeat when it pans to them

it me 🙂‍↔️

officially obsessed with jentry chau v the underworld 🤩🤩

I started watching Fargo this morning because it was supposed to snow today but it never snew 😒 anyway, cool show

meanwhile, just a few blocks away, Samantha had her sights set on a rich CEO as well

this CEO shooting would've made a great episode of succession

why are they acting like the Joker's about to pop up on all the healthcare CEOs attending the Rockefeller Center Tree lighting tonight?

I need to branch out a little maybe

everyone wants classic unhinged posts on here right away... but you can't force it. Rome didn't go batshit insane in a day they had to consume a lot of lead over an extended period of time

do you have a moment to hear about my lord and savior chappell roan??

they're calling it the nancy reagan special and it's only available at DQ

If you’d like to follow our crew here on Bluesky, we’ve made it easy with this Starter Pack. We’ll update it as more of us migrate over. go.bsky.app/EeQJv7Z

We’ll be performing @oceancitycomiccon.bsky.social on Saturday, December 14th, at Noon in ROOM 217. Get ready for three matches of Super Art Fight chaos featuring our hosts @andieisonline.bsky.social & Special Guest Host, @jakemyday.bsky.social!!! #superartfight #oceancitycomiccon #SurpriseDebut

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