I wonder if the rest of the CEOs that make their money off of fucking over the working class are gonna maybe try to look into better business practices?

Playing a fun lil game called "take 3 maximum strength melatonin gummies and see how much I can get done before I pass out"

the beths

Here’s my hack for helping your body adjust to the time change: spend your entire life so completely dysregulated that nothing can affect you

Thank you Mardi Gras for making my 12am commute home on a Saturday very nice and not anxiety inducing (everyone in the city passed out at 6pm)

You have a differing opinion about music than me? What if I showed you something to make your argument invalid?

sloan

White girls love sing boygenuis just a lil too loud at not very appropriate times

Wishing I didn’t have to work for a living

I am low balling like I've never low balled before

I miss Safety Always Off

Accidentally made Ashby a big mouth character on our painting date

Some friends I have just to remind me that I actually am emotionally intelligent

I enter the millennial band group chat after not responding for days to say "I fucks with tapes heavy" and then disappear again

Women deserve a better song than "Man I Feel Like A Woman"

Folks…. The rumours are true. New John Congleton-produced PUP album for you in May 2nd. Remember guitars?!

The Yuno Miles cameo tonight during the Kendrick Show was crazy

Imagine getting famous for getting shot in degrassi high, and that’s only the third worst thing to happen to you on television

Alright I had my fun being a performative football fan, now back to business

Patrick Mahomes stop chewing on your mouth guard challenge level impossible

Get to the Good Looks APFO INNS gig tonight

Go Birds 🐦

I sneeze in harmonic minor

Women love me, beer fears me

My best vocal performances have been wasted on this stupid fucking anti-wicked (the movie) hardcore project

I don't trust any jazz musician to play pop music well

Please keep your shirt on in the pit

Being in a band with millennials is so funny cause they'll be like "har har har wouldn't it be hilarious if we covered this song that's stupid and awful" and it's like one of the best songs of all time

Scene Louis Radio is back on air. Check out the whole thing on TikTok, IG Reels and the brand spanking new YOUTUBE CHANNEL (same handle, with an underscore, on there) 😱

STL hardcore really just loves to eat itself alive

I just watched Peter Jackson jerk himself off for 3 hours and 30 minutes

Why tf is it called "Mt. Doom" in lore. Everything else gets big cool fantasy names and that is basically "mt. big and scary"

Reading my 20th century music analysis textbook and remembering this shit was written by absolute dorks and feeling better about understanding very little of it

Jump scare seeing Pat from movements in the 40ball university TikTok live

An all femme The Strokes cover band called The Broad Strokes

The porn bots have migrated this really is starting to feel like home

lmao no, TikTok users are not moving to Bluesky. They would literally rather learn Mandarin than learn how to read a feed of text posts. This is a millennial retirement home.

I know you all idolize this band but knocked loose is coworker core

Ashby's daylist is a hate crime against white people

Paul Mescal cannot catch a fucking break

Shawty lemme hit that shit somali wild ass style

I'm off the UV blue and a Benadryl trying to infiltrate the psyche of the weak willed

I heard there was a secret ooze that turned four reptiles into dudes, but you don’t really care for turtles do ya

Now that I am very secure in my relationship I got a smashing pumpkins wall flag and am about to get a Scott pilgrim tattoo. I will be the walking red flag I've always wanted to be

Sneezing into the Zoom mic. Rattling cabinets across the east coast

It's time to lock tf in

C L O C K R O A C H

Chugging this shit just to feel something

Bassist in band I'm tracking: There's not a lot of low end in these mixes, can we fix that? Me: Buddy I have unfortunate news for you