Note that SNL called Michigan winners during their cold open before the game was even over.

Michigan Basketball competing without its best player - lol. lmao, even.

Love to see a good ABS review. It's fast, it's definitive, and it shows just how damn good these players are

God works in mystery ways (logo 3s at the last second to take down Duke)

We need an option on MLB TV to turn the on screen strike zone on and off. I don't see why it can't be done? Love going old school

"The fans are booing ABS. That's like booing a Waymo for running into a wall" Welcome back, Jason Benetti

Can we get 10,000 RTs for this

SVG 1 spot from a top 5 is underrated. Man is going to be HOT later this year

Carson Hocevar opting to make NASCAR entertaining by making all the other drivers mad.

www.maptap.gg January 26 99🎯 94🏅 81🌟 100🎯 96🔥 Final score: 943

This is the absolute perfect ballgame to finish 2024. #GoBlue

I do not care that Oregon (NOT a Big Ten team) is going to win the Big Ten. I do care that neither Ohio State nor Penn State will win. That is good enough for me.

This truly might be Bluesky overtakes Twitter. Much better Michigan fanbase.

Absolutely dumbest game all around.

Davis "clutch throw only" Warren

It's looking like OSU is just going to rely on their talent differential and slowly put away this game. But Paige is trying his hardest to make sure that doesn't happen.

That's two PI calls that prevented OSU touchdowns. Would prefer breakups, but not a dumb penalty. Better than a TD.

Ohio State - please keep running the ball. Remember, passing is losing.

Up and to the right!

Dono being down could be a tough loss. He's always outperformed himself in big games. However, I think the key to this game is to run run run and grind clock. Mullings can do that.

Let's rip it Zvada!

I'm encouraged and discouraged by th 1st down runs from Michigan. You've got to get more than 3 yards, but you are ALWAYS getting 3 yards. I'll take it. Gotta hope it wears the defense over time.

Time to post into the void, but let's go Blue!

Have we tried renaming this platform Twitter?

Meet with one minor, shame on you. Meet with two minors, also shame on you. No reasonable electoral system should result in a man of such moral bankruptcy holding any level of office.

Bluesky? More like Bluey-sky

It's so nice to have the freedom to re-invent myself here and yet I face the same problem I always do - there is no niche or hole that I want to put myself in. But I'm not clever enough for much. Looks like we're just here for the ride.

@afewgoodyabs.bsky.social Do you think they have vegan BBQ on this platform?

When I grow up, I want to contribute to shareholdet value.

(Crying hysterically) "A man who identifies as a bat? I'd like to see this 'bat man' try to capture me, if he dares. It won't be so easy!" Batman appears and captures him very easily. It's the easiest thing he's ever done. Literally just places one hand on his shoulder and Peterson faints

FOOTBALL Not sure if I have the energy to go to any Michigan home games this year. We need to open Crisler for low-energy watches and just stream on the video board.

This is a great platform because Black Rifle Coffee is not on here. Praise the Lord.

Back in my NPR era. Help me before I start making donations for a tote bag.

he’s here

I'm about to make fun of Black Rifle Coffee so much on Twitter. I'm pumped.

I need DMs on this platform or someway to enable group chats. Them I'm all in.