Not at all! My momma ain’t had a successful relationship since my daddy died in 94 and honestly I wouldn’t even call that successful because they were separated a year before he died and she was only with him for financial stability

My child: Mommy I’m tired of peanut butter and jelly sandwiches! Also my child: oOoooOo can I get these uncrustables!? Me:

My best friend really drove down to bumfuck,NC to spend the day with me on my birthday because everyone was at work/school. then she took me to a pedicure AND made me a cookie cake from scratch. Not to mention bought Alessia some clothes cause I told her jeans were tight. I love this girl ❤️

Look at my baby putting up numbers at her basketball game 🥹 #proudmama

Yessss ! Had me thinking somebody had a baby on me 😂😂 Leon in the video too !

Your Child

I’m a true crime girl and I always think about the fact that we could’ve caught the zodiac killer if it wasn’t for racism…

I feel like NBC trying to sabotage The Irrational cause why Peacock not showing when the new episode drops?

Stfu!? Are you serious? This is crazy! Link?

Playing in the snow before helping her complete this snow day packet

Kelvin Harrison Jr and Keke Palmer

white people.

Elsbeth Tascioni (currently)

Love drought 1+1 Rather Be Riiverdance Virgos Groove Suga Mama Summer On the run 2 Mood 4 Eva Tyrant

This app is just one giant group chat fr 😂

Ascension by Jhene Aiko and Brandy sounds so ethereal

It don’t matter what app you get on, there is no escaping ppl talking about that orange looking scrotum man

You in high school vs. You Now 🙈 Let’s see yours!

Life with a narcissistic mother: You tell her you suffered an incomplete miscarriage and she makes it an “I told you so” conversation

Silk sonic hands down! Dry hill did way too much trying to make it there own and ruined the damn cover

Where are my “The Sex Lives of College Girl” watchers at? I need to vent about this new season..

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Craig of the Creek and anything Scooby Doo.

Imagine a black squid games with a Spades tournament and your partner reneges

Don’t ask my why this shit look like it was taken in the 70s

Oh myyy…

Women who say they dont know where to eat usually have more than one place in mind and instead of telling you they want items from 2 or 3 different places we tell y’all we don’t know.

I hate Miss Independent til this day because of this song… NY djs played tf outta this song the summer it came out and as soon as hear the beat thinking it was neyo song and it was this, I’d be mad af.

Were you living under a rock in New York cause I’m not understanding how you ain’t heard one song of his?

Happy new year!! #blacksky

Random year-end reflections: My partner and I celebrated 26 years in October. If our relationship were a child, it would be kicked off our insurance—even with Obamacare!

I don’t know who this is but it ain’t Beyoncé #blacksky

Negativity is more attractive apparently

Justin Timberlake

🤣🤣🤣 I’m witchu. They would have needed to escort me out the room for laughing

I’m staying out of the popular with friends skyline… all that’s in there is nudity. Why my mutuals so horny?

Murder She Wrote Law and Order (SVU or original) Psych

I've always thought it's fun how, pretty much by accident, O'Neil created a very compelling story of a completely normal woman who turns herself into an unstoppable engine of kung fu destruction for vengeance, GETS that vengeance, and then goes "Well fuck, what now?" Nobody has ever really tried...

I’m still mad at writers of SVU for killing Sergeant Dodds on his last fucking day!? He had the perfect exit set up!!

They don’t even give serial killers this kind of escort service… did the ceos put a bounty on his head or something?

They should’ve named it “Instant clogged artery sandwich”

I’m ready for another Silk Sonic Album

Did Paris Hilton have a c section cause I’m trying to figure out how she pushed megamind out vaginally… my cervix hurt just thinking about it

In the spirit of Kraven, what’s one live action Villian origin story (from any comic book franchise) would you like to see? #blacksky I’ll go first Lady Shiva or Cheshire

I’m grown and I still don’t know the unedited version of Late Night Special by Pretty Ricky.. I remember hearing it for the first time as an adult and feeling like my virgin ears were violated 😂😂

Myron crashing out cause Druski made fun of his podcast in his skit is the funniest shit.. “ohh you’re fat so you already took an L” the lamest thing you can say from the lamest nigga ever.

Y’all my baby was getting her shots off at basketball practice 🥹