The world is beyond heavy today. I think I’ve spent 3/4 of the day crying and it’s not even 2p

A heating pad and a historical documentary >>>

I really do miss how not to critically think sometimes. Like I was way happier when I didn’t understand what the fuck was going on.

Obsessed with my Gordy tattoo

WHY ARENT YOU OLD

You know what my heartburn needs? Pizza at 1030p.

Bryson Dechambeau sucks.

Whenever I think of the gay agenda. I think of how every male comic book character is sexy as hell.

View of Planet Earth from Artemis II...

My huge tits are not your costume. Quit appropriating big tit culture.

Why do I get the feeling that men were just WAITING to make jokes about tits and are using this opportunity to be straight up awful.

I wanted it to look like CLAYFACE had a hammer for a hand, but it looks like he's on his way to work

I’m rewatching ER and so far I’ve counted the word “ret*rd” word twice in one episode.

Whenever I need to feel approval I post one of my plants in a gardening group. Bunch of people praising you for how well you take care of a plant.

All except Fahrenheit 451… but I did read Brave New World

My brother and dad forcing some ridiculous speakers on me is not the business

I think I got a fucking sunburn from gardening

Sometimes you just get that shot. Anna's hummingbird with a little friend, in my yard. Davis, CA. #birds #ants

Getting off my meds because it’s March Madness

Zionism uses Judaism as a front so they can claim antisemitism. Because of this we have to be careful when wording our complaints about Zionism/Israel. Criticizing them should not be done lazily.

I’m going to survive on spite alone

Jaws. It’s the only movie I can think of that’s better than the book.

Bluesky is the place where no thought goes unexpressed

My crown came off my tooth, I’m menstruating, and I’m having anxiety… can I go to bed yet?

Maybe you should do something about it instead of just posting about it.

Snow and my kid has school… what

I know for a fact Bluey should be at least top 5

I would give up my ability to orgasm to see Trump rot in prison.

Me to all my seeds

When that stupid bitch from high school starts posting shit about how the current admin is making Target take out dyes from their cereal and we should all be thankful

Japanese artist Masayo Fukuda hand-cut this life-sized octopus from one sheet of paper. Known as Kirie in Japanese (translated as “cut picture”), the art form involves cutting intricate forms from a single sheet of white paper and then contrasting it against a black background to reveal the design.

I grew up with a gal who is a huge Trump supporter and she has started posting Armageddon videos on her social media… shit is bonkers

The best buddy

What a wild way to find out Hooters still exists

It’s fucking 40° out here and I’m hitting balls with the youth of America

Ever since my dipshit neighbors lit off fireworks after the Super Bowl I haven’t heard my owls… I hope they come back

Also, I went to this small live local show on Friday and this older guy live streamed the whole thing while doing duck face into the camera. He had turquoise jewelry and was wearing sweatpants. I want that level of confidence.

Got Just Dance on the switch so if you see me busting out some sick moves soon, that’s why.

Really easy to be a fucking shitty parent when you can just blame god

Does Goofus and Gallant count?!

I cried for 2 hours straight today. I couldn’t figure out why until I realized this entire year has been a constant reminder of every time I was sexually assaulted.

Just fyi white moms are coming after a company called Frida baby because of marketing that sexualizes children… so that’s the world we live in.

Mox, Lance, and Billy Bob are all gone. 😭

If anyone thinks being Jewish=zionist they are not fit to have an opinion about anything

God, grant me the confidence that men have who give unsolicited advice at the driving range

My least favorite movie troupe is a meet-cute in a horror film.

If you didn’t learn how to play Egyptian rat screw and uu camp I’m not sure you will survive the revolution

Oh cool now I’m manic and grieving. Oh well

Ugh this is so true