Wake up babe new fucking loser just dropped

Going to the ren faire

CEOs should not post (about their job)

I love my gay best friend I love my gay best friend I love my gay best friend I love my

“I have a hard time distinguishing old people” - @thebiwonder.bsky.social

Drunk with pizza pizza and guess what? Penhqminz

We out here

It’s Friday y’all I can’t be mad at nothin

Follow me here if you want, it’s where I’ll be going next if this place goes up mastodon.social/@arthurbridges

I hate what Xbox has become but god fucking damn it if I don’t love those little achievements. Literally the only thing keeping me in that ecosystem. And Halo. (Sorry Halo please forgive me 🥺)

Happy Friday Eve

cuck 'em suck 'em robots

#justice4shidd I can’t believe just replying to the CEO of BlueSky will get you banned 😔

Oh cool my mutuals feed is busted?

watch this with the sound on or we're not friends anymore

Deleted my post about Dairy Queen because I was incensed and the vibe was off

The radical left increased the price of Game Pass on Xbox

Having a preference for Xbox whenever news like this drops: A starter pack

Who names someone Guy

been rewatching yugioh (again)... mai wife...

Brought a book today, I will not be bored.

👻 It's October #promosky time! I'm Jesse, I'm a 35+ nonbinary weirdo. ♡︎ / ⟳ appreciated 🧡Fallout 🖤Borderlands 🧡BG3 🖤The Sims 🧡Cats (I Foster!) 🖤Magic the Gathering 🧡Board Games 🖤TTRPGs 🧡420 🖤Reading/Writing 🧡Dragon Age 🖤Cyberpunk 2077 🧡Collecting random trinkets mdni 21+ please! 👻

who wants to hang out with me on the internet this evening

Feeling gay (positive)

Guess no one is buying glasses today

Brb going to get stoned and read Watchmen

Post something random or have an awful October

Fuck Ohio

food morning!

My amazing beautiful talented soulmate writes like she’s running out of time

cripmunks

If you see this, quote skeet with a screenshot from a video game that released the year you were born

Fuckin wanker

If you used your teeth as direction indicators I would stay lost

Drop something CARTOONY

Bro I stg go unearth some other dry ass, humorless Plato-posting on some dumbass fossil Rosetta Stone of unfunny you absolute prick

My father was a man, that’s all we know

My arthritic fingers are acting up. (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧ ✧ﾟ･: *ヽ(◕ヮ◕ヽ)

A high of 80 degrees on average for the end of September and beginning of October is totally normal, right?

Proud to have seen this flick

#mootsky #promosky I was just wondering if you wanted to HANG out with me and smoke weed and fill our bellies with DIET soda and play Burnout Revenge for the PS2. But if you also love: 🎮Halo 🦝Sly Cooper 💀🦇A7X 🧙🏻‍♂️Lord of the Rings 👾DOOM 🤖Transformers 🦔Sonic the Hedgehog Let’s be friends! ☮️

Wishing all my moots a wonderful Friday night

If you knew what went on in my mind you’d freak out I guess I’m just a little more demented than mo— *MASSIVE WET FART*