Soon he might start talking in Obama's voice.

I haven't seen it said but I no longer consider the US a super power.

Where do you stand on Nazis?

Yikes!

This one time... my grandfather was drunk and fell off of a cruise ship.

Still here

With out powers combined...we have one working unit

Theres still another day in January.

This library could use a ghost.

Um...I'm just going to block you if you start spelling things with special characters to bypass my word blocks.

all they needed was some addled dope with a sharpie to make all their dreams come true

Here's to to you Mr. Goes-to-the-strip-club-at-11AM while us normies are having brunch next door. I commend you.

If they're so mad they can remove the church's tax exemption.

Nope, can't have that.

People calling it the Gulf of America are a special kind of stupid.

The gluttonously rich party in tuxedos while the price of food continues to rise. They dance in ballrooms while basic housing remains in crisis. They laugh and smile while democracy crumbles. We've been here before, and it didn't go well for anyone.

He said "golden age". He meant "guilded age"

Last nigh"s ban was just performative. The real ban would remove it from the app stores, not disable the app on your phone. You'd still be able to use the app, but couldn't update it, or install it on a new phone. (1/2)

I'm of the mind that the real reason the TikTok ban is such a high priority for the US government is because they can't track you through it the way they can with US apps.

Snoop, I am disappoint.

Honestly, I've never watched any swearing in.

I organized. #RetroGaming #Gaming #Retro #CRT

I'm of the mind that the real reason the TikTok ban is such a high priority for the US government is because they can't track you through it the way they can with US apps.

When you order a pillow on Temu.

Like we'll ever be able to afford to retire... 🙄

I got in a debate. My side was nobody uses cookbooks anymore.

Knowing my Repug brother is cut off from porn is hilarious. I'll laugh harder when he asks me how VPN's work.

The money I've saved from grinding my own beef has easily paid for the grinder ten times over.

Breakfast...tacos

Starving myself so I can be drugged while strangers run a camera up my ass is a hell of a way to start the new year.

On one hand, it's nice here being surrounded by people who have a foot in reality. Not having an algorithm designed to make me angry to boost engagement. No comments from people who belong in an asylum. On the other hand, I could use a little more variety besides how everything is fucked.

Heh. I wonder if there's stickers for this.

Face down, ass up. This is the way we get F'd by bugs. #StarshipTroopers #Xbox

WaPo, then and now

Evidence would suggest he was pushed out through a straw.

"It’s becoming a crisis in the whole world," traveler Keone Lundy said. No Keone, that's pretty unique to us.

This is, or should be, a big deal -- Ann Telnaes, an absolute legend, quitting WaPo due to censorship of a cartoon criticizing billionaires anntelnaes.substack.com/p/why-im-qui...

I wish mainstream news that supposedly still have some credibility would stop cherry-picking Trump quotes that leave out all the insane gibberish he spouts.

We're people putting vinegar on potato chips before they offered the flavor?

When I said i wouldn't be caught dead in a Cyber Truck, I meant that figuratively, but I am updating to literally as well.

I had just assumed...

Anyone else ever notice it's always their Republican neighbors with the illegal fireworks?