DittoToo
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I'm a red button that cracks jokes.
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Jack 🌐✌️💠
9 months ago
Soon he might start talking in Obama's voice.
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I haven't seen it said but I no longer consider the US a super power.
10 months ago
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Where do you stand on Nazis?
11 months ago
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Yikes!
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Child complains of 'monster' under the bed. Babysitter then comes face-to-face with man hiding there
A Kansas sheriff's office says a babysitter looked under a bed to reassure a worried child that there wasn’t a monster hiding there — and came face-to-face with a man who wasn’t supposed to be there.
https://apnews.com/article/monster-under-bed-babysitter-kansas-00004624219431932311888a4ca08776
11 months ago
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www.usatoday.com/story/news/p...
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Minnesota senator behind 'Trump derangement syndrome' bill faces child solicitation charge
A Minnesota state senator who co-authored a bill defining “Trump derangement syndrome” as a mental illness was arrested on charges of soliciting a minor for prostitution.
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/2025/03/18/minnesota-senator-justin-eichorn-trump-derangement-syndrome/82523535007/
11 months ago
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This one time... my grandfather was drunk and fell off of a cruise ship.
11 months ago
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Elon’s ex-wife says Elon has a botched penis implant | White House & Policy - Blind
American rapper says that Elon’s ex-wife Grimes told her that Elon has a botched penis implant. That’s not hard to believe given that he also had a hair transplant and likes IVF pregnancies.
https://www.teamblind.com/post/Elons-ex-wife-says-Elon-has-a-botched-penis-implant-mmdVYZxV?fbclid=IwY2xjawIsOYRleHRuA2FlbQIxMQABHZxEAqVlFmY3cqzKx9PMfdG6s0HwpY28HIxjSWT5NdioTnZVdqnUY5uoIA_aem_M6oDYIodOc6IyereYqYl-Q
12 months ago
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Still here
12 months ago
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With out powers combined...we have one working unit
about 1 year ago
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✪ Happy Black Fistory Month! ✪
about 1 year ago
Theres still another day in January.
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This library could use a ghost.
about 1 year ago
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Um...I'm just going to block you if you start spelling things with special characters to bypass my word blocks.
about 1 year ago
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shauna
about 1 year ago
all they needed was some addled dope with a sharpie to make all their dreams come true
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Here's to to you Mr. Goes-to-the-strip-club-at-11AM while us normies are having brunch next door. I commend you.
about 1 year ago
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If they're so mad they can remove the church's tax exemption.
about 1 year ago
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Nope, can't have that.
about 1 year ago
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about 1 year ago
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People calling it the Gulf of America are a special kind of stupid.
about 1 year ago
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John Elrod II
about 1 year ago
The gluttonously rich party in tuxedos while the price of food continues to rise. They dance in ballrooms while basic housing remains in crisis. They laugh and smile while democracy crumbles. We've been here before, and it didn't go well for anyone.
add a skeleton here at some point
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He said "golden age". He meant "guilded age"
about 1 year ago
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Last nigh"s ban was just performative. The real ban would remove it from the app stores, not disable the app on your phone. You'd still be able to use the app, but couldn't update it, or install it on a new phone. (1/2)
about 1 year ago
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I'm of the mind that the real reason the TikTok ban is such a high priority for the US government is because they can't track you through it the way they can with US apps.
about 1 year ago
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Snoop, I am disappoint.
add a skeleton here at some point
about 1 year ago
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Honestly, I've never watched any swearing in.
about 1 year ago
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I organized.
#RetroGaming
#Gaming
#Retro
#CRT
about 1 year ago
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I'm of the mind that the real reason the TikTok ban is such a high priority for the US government is because they can't track you through it the way they can with US apps.
about 1 year ago
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When you order a pillow on Temu.
about 1 year ago
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Like we'll ever be able to afford to retire... 🙄
about 1 year ago
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I got in a debate. My side was nobody uses cookbooks anymore.
about 1 year ago
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Knowing my Repug brother is cut off from porn is hilarious. I'll laugh harder when he asks me how VPN's work.
about 1 year ago
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The money I've saved from grinding my own beef has easily paid for the grinder ten times over.
about 1 year ago
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Breakfast...tacos
about 1 year ago
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'Pizzagate' gunman killed by police during traffic stop in North Carolina
In 2016, Edgar Maddison Welch traveled from North Carolina to Washington, D.C., and fired shots in a pizza restaurant, acting on a conspiracy theory that had spread online.
https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/politics-news/pizzagate-gunman-killed-police-traffic-stop-north-carolina-rcna187082
about 1 year ago
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Starving myself so I can be drugged while strangers run a camera up my ass is a hell of a way to start the new year.
about 1 year ago
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On one hand, it's nice here being surrounded by people who have a foot in reality. Not having an algorithm designed to make me angry to boost engagement. No comments from people who belong in an asylum. On the other hand, I could use a little more variety besides how everything is fucked.
about 1 year ago
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Heh. I wonder if there's stickers for this.
about 1 year ago
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Face down, ass up. This is the way we get F'd by bugs.
#StarshipTroopers
#Xbox
about 1 year ago
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DemocracyLover #BlueCrew-FBR-FBPE-NAFO 🇫🇷🇪🇺🇬🇧🇺🇸🇺🇦🇨🇦
about 1 year ago
WaPo, then and now
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Just A F*cking Ray of Chaos
about 1 year ago
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Lady Bee Middlemast-Neal
about 1 year ago
Evidence would suggest he was pushed out through a straw.
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"It’s becoming a crisis in the whole world," traveler Keone Lundy said. No Keone, that's pretty unique to us.
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Man arrested at Trenton Transit Center after bringing handguns, rifles onto Amtrak train
An unattended bag at Newark Penn Station led to the discovery of a man carrying several handguns and rifles while he traveling to Virginia on an Amtrak train, officials said. He was arrested at the Tr...
https://www.nbcphiladelphia.com/news/local/trenton-transit-center-unattended-bag-new-jersey/4068290/
about 1 year ago
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MicheleWitchyPoo🦋🤍🐾🦋🤍🐾🦋🤍🐾🦋
about 1 year ago
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Your Internet Friend Tom Tomorrow
about 1 year ago
This is, or should be, a big deal -- Ann Telnaes, an absolute legend, quitting WaPo due to censorship of a cartoon criticizing billionaires
anntelnaes.substack.com/p/why-im-qui...
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Why I'm quitting the Washington Post
Democracy can't function without a free press
https://anntelnaes.substack.com/p/why-im-quitting-the-washington-post?r=18kzf&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=email&triedRedirect=true
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I wish mainstream news that supposedly still have some credibility would stop cherry-picking Trump quotes that leave out all the insane gibberish he spouts.
about 1 year ago
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Why Don’t the Tech Bros Just Hire from MAGA?
Decoding the DOGE-MAGA civil war.
https://www.thebulwark.com/p/why-dont-the-tech-bros-just-hire
about 1 year ago
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about 1 year ago
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We're people putting vinegar on potato chips before they offered the flavor?
about 1 year ago
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When I said i wouldn't be caught dead in a Cyber Truck, I meant that figuratively, but I am updating to literally as well.
about 1 year ago
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I had just assumed...
about 1 year ago
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Anyone else ever notice it's always their Republican neighbors with the illegal fireworks?
about 1 year ago
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