sports betting should be legal, but no one should be able to do this at home. you should have to go to a place to do this like a casino or a dive bar. somewhere medium-seedy or worse

there was a post on the old site riffing on parents who don't put a diaper on their kid, where the parent held a kid over an open manhole until they heard a plop. every time off-standard potty training comes up i think about that post and start laughing. I think it was @bloach.bsky.social

as far as football goes, the 2010 nfc championship game is absolutely my rock bottom worst loss as a fan. cannot lose to the packers in the playoffs, it ruins the whole offseason.

*approaching Anthony Kiedis w my son* "hi we're huge fans. would you PLEASE yell 'mooba boo dah bah dah ba dooba deebah' for my boy?"

The us and Denmark are in the same group for ice hockey. Nice.

I actually played super Mario brothers 3 pre launch. I didn't even have an uncle who worked for Nintendo. My stepmom knew someone who had obtained it and I had it for a week like a month before it came out. No one believed me at school. This is a literally true story from my life.

REGIME CHANGE 🇺🇸

if you are a man with a great head of dark hair and a fantastic mustache, i am gonna ask that you not also become a strongarm dictator. field is pretty crowded, it's getting hard to tell you guys apart.

I am begging Democratic leadership to recognize that funding and legitimizing your authoritarian opponent’s secret police is a bad idea. This should not be a difficult concept.​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​

If your third chin ain't resting 'top your tie knot, you ain't true maga

Whether alone in their closet, in a jailhouse, or at the local gas station, they always end up swinging eventually

Guillotines for the nazis, ropes for the democrats

Whether alone in their closet, in a jailhouse, or at the local gas station, they always end up swinging eventually

Arrest the murderer and arrest Bovino. Not complicated.

Every second the murderer is not arrested is another second for feds to hide him in a place that would create a jurisdictional fight. He's on video killing a person. You have to arrest this guy an hour ago, but you might still have time now.

the pope, the inheritor of the throne of st peter, the literal voice of god, wants to get out of work stuff right now so he can watch the bears. lol

If I ever find myself alone with stephen miller in an elevator, there's a decent chance the movie silence of the lambs gets brought up in some of the articles reporting on the matter

Pat Hughes is the best baseball radio play by play guy I have ever heard. I've listened to Harry Caray, Vince Lloyd, Jack Buck, Ernie Harwell, Milo Hamilton, Vin Scully.... Lots of guys. None better.

A touching tribute to Mike F

"We live in a world, in the real world ... that is governed by strength, that is governed by force, that is governed by power. These are the iron laws of the world since the beginning of time." - stephen miller. i know it sounds hitlerish. but there ya go. that's us now i guess

very well then. send as many men as you can spare. and fresh horses for all of them (covering the phone and leaning over to talk to my wife, the queen) an egg fell. off a wall

“why are you still on twitter” -> whiny, makes you sound like a scold “oh you post on the pedophile app” -> makes them sound like a pedophile

there should be a publicly accessible grok user registry.

andrew should be happy the royals have no real power these days, because back in the day when black sheep royal relatives pissed off the mother of the future king they wound up dying, usually in a pretty good deal of discomfort

there are a million examples so i don't mean to single the dude out, but when a guy like chris pratt appears in a walmart commercial it makes me want to never watch anything he's in ever again

this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier

gonna need a wheelbarrow full of bricks with the word "resign" painted on them unless WAAAAAAY more congresspeople come out hard and fast against this

Impeaching and imprisoning our criminal president immediately is the moderate position

this is so fuckin good

we're gonna get ourselves re-9/11'd

we finally have a team with no holes and now we're trying to become an international pariah just in time to blow up our chance at gold

Impeaching and imprisoning our criminal president immediately is the moderate position

this is so embarrassing as an american. we are the dogshittest nation

Tonight, the President of the United States has launched an unconstitutional war of aggression, dooming another generation to spill their blood for oil, and lay waste to a sovereign nation. I demand that Congress exercise its power, halt this conflict, and impeach this war criminal president.

so functionally ai can construct a derivative "grink" reference, snipe the first post of the second page, and create generic image macros. through billions in research and infrastructural investment, they made a bottom tier gbs poster that gets banned right out of the gate.

Who is trending in the highlight debates? Where is the vibe giving engagement feels? If llm's were designed to drive people completely insane, they knocked them out of the park

i thought it sucked having to apply for jobs on a holiday, but to the guy who just sent out my rejection email at 730 am on new years day: oof brother

I was at a wedding 2005ish, and the pastor had a terrible lisp, and a few minutes into the ceremony he used the word "marriage" for the first time and pronounced it like the priest from The Princess Bride and we spent the rest of the wedding trying not to lose our shit because it wasn't a bit at all

Like it’s very funny watching people here try to parse out the mythical average voter’s exact degree of intended malice when I know a solid 20% of the population thinks Roku City is real

gonna apply to be the guy who tests shoe inserts for their shock absorption by dropping eggs on them a bunch. seems like a fun gig.

making a neon sign for a company that does cloud services for public sector accounting. guys you do not need a neon sign. it's too much trust me. your business does not have a neon sign vibe. LEDs is pushing it

dude. mike fuckin ruled. this sucks.

things to do if you do not like the way your body looks: eat healthier lift weights be more active get therapy have a bunch of cadaver bone inserted into your face until you look like a porno version of dudley doright

catching up on some news and if this were anybody else it would be clear probable cause for a 72 hour psych eval truthsocial.com/@realDonaldT...

Willson Contreras going from living in Chicago, to St Louis, then to Boston has ensured that he will tell everyone he talks to for the rest of his life that no American city beats Chicago

i think every sport should do free agency in the playoffs like college does with coaches

"it raises that appearance" is such a weasel phrase. To whom? What about this raises that appearance? Explain yourself.