I didn’t feel it 😬

The two things authoritarians fear most is satire and hope The first exposes their absurdity and the second gives people a reason to resist them Promote satire and spread hope

Our brains are not wired to comprehend presidential corruption on this scale. Nor is our government, I fear, equipped to address it. trib.al/ZyLd3wO

This could be “the largest public corruption scandal in the history of the United States"—amounting to a $2B bribe from an Emirati royal and the sale of the world’s most valuable artificial intelligence chips to the UAE, despite national security concern. trib.al/iZEOnGq

Nada. Zip. Nothing. www.nbcnews.com/politics/jus...

Oh wow.

Never

Oh brother is all I can say

Jimmy Kimmel and other late-night comedians have certainly said things about me that I found offensive, even outrageous. It never crossed my mind to call up the networks and say, "Hey, get rid of this guy." Because that's not how America works. play.prx.org/listen?ge=pr...

Exactly right ⬇️

He’s CRAZY

Taliban - "What's with this guy? It was only a few years ago that he invited us to an all-expenses paid trip to Camp David!"

Remember all those times we couldn’t tell whether Biden’s social media posts pressuring the attorney general to prosecute republicans were meant to be DMs?

Holy shit www.youtube.com/watch?v=emiB...

not sure about the accuracy of this particular data, but not surprised readers abandon outlets that insist on framing events around the delusional arguments of corrupt, unserious figures, people transparently building out their own realities for gain & protection from their own internalized taboos.

As I have said repeatedly: Donald Trump is dead set on turning the United States into a Russia style mafia state. Surrounding himself with deeply corrupt officials furthers that goal.

Working on it. bsky.app/profile/muel...

Oh JFC

I canceled HULU too

meanwhile costco was all “DEI is good and we’re keeping it, fuck you” and they’re now basically printing money

Trump. Putin’s little bitch.

The Anchorage summit persuaded Putin that Trump won’t bolster Kyiv’s defenses or intervene in the conflict

A growing number of prominent Democrats are calling for cutting off sales of offensive weapons to Israel over its assault on Gaza — part of a notable shift on an issue that deeply divided the party during the 2024 election.

All that's missing is President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Camacho

lol. lmao.

trump literally negotiated the exit from Afghanistan 🇦🇫 DIRECTLY w the Taliban We live in the dumbest of times

California Proud And even though this will face legal challenges from the mob boss admin at large, never give up the fight

While Trump is getting rid of U.S. Attorneys who won’t gun up prosecutions against his enemies, his Justice Department is quietly closing investigations into members of his own administration (apparently at Bove’s direction) www.msnbc.com/msnbc/news/t...

Living a moral life in an age of bullies requires collective action; it cannot be done alone. Each of us must organize and participate in a vast network of moral resistance. From this solidarity we will grow stronger. This is what our current moment requires.

Poland just scrambled jets after Russia launched one of its biggest aerial assaults yet: hundreds of drones + missiles raining down across Ukraine, with airspace near Poland on edge. NATO & allies now in high alert. This isn’t a drill…global stability is being teste

2. The FBI and the Justice Department planned to wait to see whether Homan would deliver on his alleged promise once he became the nation’s top immigration official. But the Trump administration closed the investigation.

1. BREAKING In an undercover operation last year, the FBI recorded Tom Homan, now the White House border czar, accepting $50,000 in cash after indicating he could help the agents — who were posing as business executives — win government contracts in a second Trump administration.

One person familiar with the federal investigation told NBC News “thus far, there is no evidence connecting the suspect with any left-wing groups…Every indication so far is that this was one guy who did one really bad thing because he found Kirk’s ideology personally offensive.”

If reporters would push back on trump they would eventually become heroes. Yes, they would feel trump's wrath but if many started to consistently take him down it will be a win in the long run.

YES.

Putin has ordered intensified strikes on Ukrainian homes & energy infrastructure, with Russia gearing up for harsher attacks, per Bloomberg. Sources say Putin sees military escalation as key to forcing Ukraine’s capitulation, believing Trump’s Anchorage talks will limit U.S. support for Kyiv.

Something to make you smile: a guy got pulled over by the police in Italy

ANTIFA literally means "anti fascist" but Trump is confident his MAGA cult is too stupid to know this. And he is correct. An ANTIFA HQ outpost is the U.S. WWII military cemetary in Normandy, France. Brave Americans died fighting fascism. Trump called them "suckers and losers".

🚨 Larry Ellison controls CBS, deals for CNN and TikTok are near. Given Ellison’s friendship with Trump, "an increasingly emboldened president could be getting an extraordinarily powerful media ally — in other words, the very last thing our country needs right now." www.nytimes.com/2025/09/18/o...

Herewith, I would like to congratulate Canada on becoming the IT superpower since all these H1B folks will now come to you.

could everything stop being terrible for, like, a couple of days? maybe a week? just give us a moment to catch our breath.

The Pentagon is implementing new guidelines that will require journalists to sign a pledge and agree to report only approved and officially released information.

“If you are in H-1B or H-4 status and are currently outside the U.S., we strongly recommend that you do what you can to return to the U.S. tomorrow before the deadline.”

One person familiar with the federal investigation said that “thus far, there is no evidence connecting the suspect with any left-wing groups.” www.nbcnews.com/politics/jus...

Per Reuters, Pentagon has informed European diplomats that the United States will partially halt military assistance to the Baltic nations and NATO member states bordering Russia. The department stated that the decision is linked to the United States’ new priority — “homeland defense.”

The H1-B fiasco that is about to unfold is almost certainly a Stephen Miller Special to continue “whiteifying” the country, packaged in a way that Trump will see as a “deal” that gives him further leverage over companies to do what he wants

Read this book

Go fash, lose cash

Just spoke to someone off the record, diplomats and leaders are clear that Trump entered a new phase where he doesn’t just hints that he is pro Russia, now he physically aids Russia.