My mother raised me to love the Sixers and to hate the Celtics, so I hope they have PRISM in the afterlife.

I don't know if there's any validity to the "Hunter Schafer as Mystique" rumor, but now I'm going to be pissed if they don't cast her.

Finally some good Star Wars game content. www.polygon.com/powerwash-si...

A friend of mine worked on Cecil B Demented and said two things: John Waters is wonderful to work with and if you have the chance you MUST get on his Christmas card list. Happy birthday, John!

Listen to this: youtu.be/HIUlLBImgH8?...

Jah bless the inventors of Wi-Fi for allowing me to realize my dream of playing M.O.P.’s “Ante Up (Remix)” (2000) in every room of my house.

Is Susan Vance in “Bringing Up Baby” the first manic pixie dream girl?

I can’t believe we haven’t gotten an attempted American remake of Baby Assassins

How is Trent Reznor getting hotter? I need him to drop the routine.

Maiden, Joy Division, Sade, Wu-Tang , MC Lyte AND Celia Cruz? Apparently I'm old enough to sort of care about the Rock Hall of Fame.

As someone who owns many 4ks of bad movies, I still believe that you should only be able to buy Faces of Death, Cannibal Holocaust, and The Star Wars Holiday Special in an unmarked physical copy, in a brown bag, from a weird dude at a convention.

More deep space trips more often please. This is like when the Olympics are over. I crave more humanity at its best. Not whatever you’d call every day for the past decade.

Back on my (Miley Cyrus) bullshit. www.youtube.com/watch?v=JxNa...

When you're leaving the venue but the encore is "A Message to You, Rudy"

Teams backgrounds got all my colleagues looking like ghosts haunting a $6M house.

Good morning, listen to this. www.youtube.com/watch?v=gfF8...

The most Gen-X thing about me is that I answer everything with sarcasm, but the second thing is I love going to the mall.

Hi, My name is Erich and it's been zero days since I shopped the Criterion 50% Off Sale.

Today I have fought a medical bill, dealt with legal proceedings in a foreign country, and ordered a headstone. Whatever you do, kids, don't get old.

Decided to put a hold on a trip involving air travel until ICE is out of our airports. So I guess the terrorists won.

Jeremy Culhane’s Tucker Carlson is amazing. Like a culture war huckster Andy Rooney.

It is axiomatic that no one looks as good in linen as Chow Yun Fat.

There’s something funny about seeing the Cannon logo come up in 4k.

Weird mix. 💄💰🧟‍♀️🙈

Not sure this Lanterns trailer is selling the show I hoped for, but I love both of these guys. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z1jc...

I've gotten lucky on concert tickets before, but I don't think I'm getting Metallica at the Sphere.

In their house at R'lyeh, dead Friedberg and Seltzer wait dreaming

Now would be a good time for anyone who wants to learn about recent Iranian history to read this. It is well worth your time and money (I am sure your local library has it if you don’t want to purchase it).

Was told that I'll no longer be recording the voiceover for our corporate training materials because "they have good AI voices now". Thanks, Elon

“This guys expects me to do Development work in the Production environment?!” and other stupid things I get mad about because I grew up and got a dumb job.

Meanwhile, in your conservative relatives email:

Now that I know that Sam Raimi was tasked with overseeing John Woo on HARD TARGET, Ted’s cameo makes so much more sense.

Jonathan Groff is probably the most famous person from my hometown and that's delightful. www.youtube.com/watch?v=spAl...

Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…

"I’m Chevy Chase and You’re Not" might have been enough to redeem Chase's reputation a little, but then he opens his mouth.

TIL that the director of Planet of the Apes, a film I adore, graduated from my high school. I think I need to turn in my geek card now.

Ocasio gang rise up 🙌🏽🇵🇷

What made it such a great show is that it was entertaining and layered and explicitly political with excellent music, delightful surprise guests, stunning sets, a clear narrative, a shout out to ALL of the Americas and a cameo from Belcalis.

WEPA!

As someone that runs hot I give big, dumb, white guys a lot of space to wear shorts in the winter, but motherfucker it is -7 today.

I contain multitudes.

It’s not even 9am and I’ve already dropped my glasses in the toilet. How is your day going?

Recently started using a CPAP when I sleep. I hate it, but it’s great for my sleep condition and my wife’s anxiety. An interesting fact that I’ve learned is that apparently 7 hours is the perfect amount of sleep for me.

Hot in Cleveland

sad books

There are six of them, but here's one.

*Achievement Unlocked* Peed in the middle of a meeting while also being the facilitator/presenter.