my new memoir is out now ♥️ you’ll burn in hell. @lorde

desperately need a remote job

vacation over… work tomorrow…

best thing about this app is that annoying ass irl gay guys aren’t on it

lowkey struggle with resentment…

finding solace in the music of addison rae this evening

my vibe today

coworkers use this gif so often it actually awakens a prehistoric rage in me

oomf is a fucking idiot

at work again. what’s up with that?

we all have that one gay guy we’re friends with but deeply resent for their transgressions we’ve claimed to forgiven but never did…

the way i kind of hate dogs

good morning bloomfs

new ethel cain album awakening a subtle level of psychosis within me

me and oomf last night

in a god awful mood today

monday…

think i’m going to use this app a little more often actually

new marina album is so good this is humiliating

good afternoon.

walking at park on the weekend kind of the only thing to give my life any meaning

logging onto this app once every three months to say how awful it is before leaving again

hate when someone busted on hinge send me a really funny message… now i feel bad.

just remembered this app existed

today like a bottom three work day of all time

Just walked past City Market Sushi and didn't see Alex Haire 😢

pokemon the most washed up franchise of all time omfgggg i say this as an og lover and avid player for over a decade…

this horrible horrible awful day.

randomly a staunch defender of tate mcrae like i have to protect this sweet little girl from the thwarts of mean gay men

reply guy got a boyfriend NOOOOOO

she was born five minutes ago in a meadow surrounded by deer and butterflies

i don’t give a fuck about retiring. i yearn to support my queen financially. click here to preorder mayhem 👉🏼 ladygaga.com

the cinematic parallels between kim richards and laura palmer are too uncanny to be ignored

deleted twitter but redownloaded tiktok

think i’m entering a depressive episode

the way you can be employed and still reek of joblessness is something really interesting that i’ve started to notice in people. the cash flow is indeed coming. but are you actively pursuing professional enrichment?

only perk of this app is that i can complain about whatever i want with no consequence since maybe only ten people in the entire world actually use it

just remembered all the infographics we’ll be enduring the next 4 years

katy on tour and coming to my city

slept so good last night

new gaga album announcement tomorrow oh my lanta.

researching the theory of nostalgia being for geeks

what if i am tho

we oftentimes says that so and so wanted someone’s nachos. but she was CRAVING madonna’s. music.apple.com/us/album/gir...

what the hell, sure!

oldest selfie on my phone (2002 on my grandma’s flip phone 😭)

now oomf…

womanizer woman womanizer you’re a womanizer OH womanizer you’re a womanizer baby.

gaga going through her website code to get rid of all the leaks