breakfast for dinner never misses

Same energy, almost 6 years apart.

Not washed and ironed yet, but it’s done!!! #wip #crossstitch #cross-stitch #craftsky

ITS SO CUTE

in some cultures, not being verified is a sign of respect

Every day, I wake up, take a shower, have a cup of coffee, clean my feathers, climb to the top of my black spruce, and sing my song that tells everyone whose spruce this is

i love eating hunk of bread with soup so much its ridiculous. chunk of cheese to eat with it? oh hell yesssssssss im so alive and i love living

It’s a bacon double cheeseburger night yall.

(not getting likes because my Posts are bad) they must be preparing to cut over the firehose to a new relay

Jerry Chen feels like the puchiko of Bluesky

The prodigious huntress, Miho, reclines triumphantly on the remains of her prey--an injured bison who had the misfortune of encountering Miho prior her conversion to veganism. She can still hear the lamentations of his women, in her darkest dreams.

Rare brother sharing of the giant floofy dog bed.

ReWhat #2 Computer Troubles

Its so proud of its dandelion 🥹

Personally I like Slungus but I see those who like Slungus too

Her angelbabyself. Warm enough she didn't need her jacket.

[OC] U Got That Animation - Part 2 WIP 👁️ #oc #animation

GENUINELY WHY DID I POST THIS 💔

Pinterest will NOT STOP advertising me mouthwashing body pillows bruh. Im so freaking tempted

he thinks my fingers are baby birds

realised recently that even when i'm not looking at a screen, i tend to experience the world only through what is online. i scour the internet for the highest reviews and the most effusive praise, and travel directly from point to curated point

How do neurotypical people live without hyperfixations. I'd die bruh

Well shoot

You know what? I don't give a single heck *pirates an already free video game*

*steps onto pedestal in front of crowd* i forgot what I was going to say

to turn off autoplaying video on the bluesky mobile app select the icon in the top left corner go to settings go to content and media make sure "autoplay videos and gifs" is toggled off

it's still there

this year, i resolve to have a positive attitude! in 2026, things are no longer "no bueno." they're "no bueyes"

when my roomba learns how to do a sick backside 360 kickflip it's all over for those dust bunnies

Jonathan Entertainment Appleseed

I think Bluesky is making up people so they can verify them before you

Things I recommend a very great deal: 1. These eel-flavoured potato chips. 2. Getting off the internet. I've done without it for 3 days and it has been glorious. I'm starting to think the internet was a BIG mistake.

An english muffin seems like if a biscuit and a bagel had a baby and inherited all their worst traits

Here are some nice mushrooms

mods would rather verify invalid handles than go to therapy smh

I'm busy getting my feathers up about stuff I have no control over on a Sunday night

He sleepy

after switching to the rotisserie chicken variation of the pomodoro method, my productivity has PLUMMETED

I've always wanted to make a little comic of my own, so here's the cast of 2 losers who screw with their neighbors and friends on a daily basis! Check alt text for character descriptions :) #DigitalArt #Art #ComicOc #Oc

I have to believe our worst moments don't make us monsters, Jim. #mouthwashing

2000s #BRart #art

Ghost and Luna #bunnies #dogs

Aged out of the e-girl demo, only interested in e-women