How dare they scheme to undermine his decision to scheme to undermine the Roe decision?

My coworker listens to classic rock radio for the entire day, every day, and that stupid commercial plays ALL THE TIME

Ok Democrats, midterms are coming up. Make sure you learn all the wrong lessons from this.

The SCOTUS approach to gerrymandering is that institutional racism simply is not real, and therefore any map challenged on grounds of racism cannot be blocked, but any map intended to address racism must be. Then they cover their ears and shut their eyes and pretend not to understand the result.

Elon believes in getting us to Mars the way the finance guy at the car dealership believes in getting me a warranty.

"Reparented" hey man what the fuck is this? What the fuck does this mean? What the fuck.

This takes the term captive audience to the next level.

We need a sort of reverse Get Out The Vote campaign for this specific demographic. Convince them voting machines will give them cancer or reduce their sperm count with their magnetic waves or something.

They're saying it's the most unbiased poll question ever. echeloninsights.com/insights/apr...

Unfortunately the new CEO model has different port types, so the transfer is impossible.

You know that seen in Raiders of the Lost Ark where that guy was doing flashy sword moves and they had to cut the scene short bc Harrisom Ford has dysentery?

This and every other day, they can eat shit

Everyone opposed to tariffs kept saying "tariffs are a tax on consumers", right? Everyone understood that businesses were never going to eat that cost, they would pass them on to consumers. But now businesses get tariff refunds? And consumers get nothing? Wealth continues to transfer upward!

I would like someone to simply ask him, "so what are they paying you for, then?"

Dilbert J Trump

Wtf is there to learn? AI doesn't require skill, it supplants it. You think im gonna fall behind my peers if I don't immediately start typing prompts into an obsequious chatbot rather than a real search engine? Only the most tech-illiterate people could ever believe that.

The gym likes to subject me to Tony Dokoupil's news spot every night, and the shows format seems to be, pretty consistently: Trump GOOD War GOOD Cops GOOD Old person working until they die HEARTWARMING Dog does tricks AWWWW Cops GOOD

The thing about manosphere culture is, these guys clearly do not have people in their life they can just talk to normally. Looksmaxxing, mogging, whatever the fuck. There are real words to describe this stuff, but apparently they think they've invented the concept of vanity.

"Someone tried to strangle Sneako", "Clavicular just had a drug overdose", I refuse to believe that understanding any of these headlines is better for me than chain-smoking

The Pope is literally a monarch, so it's kind of funny to see people complain about him being political. Also funny bc, ya know, the history of the popedom.

"President Trump has always been a champion of keeping invasive Asian carp out of the Great Lakes" mmm yeah ok, likely

Right, obviously the only way to restore democracy is to listen to the people who spent several decades actively destroying it. This is a good opinion.

Anytime I see a story to the tune of "conservatives mad about something or other wasting money" I immediately do not care. Because they don't either.

I feel like that's kind of the White House Chief of Staff's whole deal, right? To gatekeep what people and information are worthy of the President's time? Why doesn't she just tell him what he needs to know?

Trump: We can't take care of daycare. We're a big country. We're fighting wars. It's not possible for us to take care of daycare, Medicaid, Medicare, all these things.

"Separation of powers nonsense"

When CPAC chairman Schlapp asked the crowd, “How many of you would like to see impeachment hearings?” they erupted in cheers. “No, that was the wrong answer,” Schlapp said. “Let me try again. How many of you would like to see impeachment hearings?” Some in the crowd cheered again. “No,” Schlapp said

I just want to hear one person who says this type of thing articulate what that means in real policy terms.

justice alito talmbout it "seriously undermines" voter confidence when a "big stash" of mail ballots arrives and changes the "apparent outcome" sir do you mean when all the votes are counted? bc it sounds like you're just describing when all the votes are counted

Everyone is 12, example 1837485

The only thing preventing me from shooting myself in the dick is my opponent. Tell them to stop.

Outside of death, we are all constantly "moving forward". That's just kind of how time works. Introspection functions as a means to be a little less shitty than we were the day before. That he avoids it as a concept pretty much sums up the modern tech industry. Just keep puking out "products".

Hey friend, mind if I detonate a dozen thermonuclear bombs in your territory? Wait, why are you mad?

When whatever dipshit bluedog Democrat gets elected to the presidency in the absolute blood bath of the years to come, I am going to absolutely lose it when they just keep calling it the Department of War.

"Don't put it in the newspaper that I'm not racist"

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Woah, who put these slurs in my chat?!?

"What's the point of the market, then?" Right

RFK Jr just went on a bbq tour telling Americans to EAT REAL FOOD, and now he's sayin maybe that's too pricey for you peons.

I'm gonna be real honest, 41% is still incredibly depressing.

Yeah, just to get out in front of this, I would not vote for this man for president if you put a gun to my head, and I will do everything in my power to make sure no one I know does either.

Crazy that this is always the case just before the US wants to bomb them.

Fun fact, I have managed to avoid listening to Trump actually speak since 2020. I've read way too many of his words, but I have not heard his voice in years. I just refuse.

Hey while you're openin that window

Don't forget how we got here.