Am I lactose-intolerant or am I just a coward?

Is it really so wrong to post?

Realist shit on earth

you know what next month is?

Good morning, hope y'all are talking among urselves about how beautiful my pussy is, otherwise what's the point

So the third game in the Hollow Knight/Silksong/??? (aka the catholic bug trilogy) is gonna star Lace right? Can we have that please???

Pro strat: wake up at 9am. Take your Vyvanse. THEN sleep in. You will wake up at noon ACTIVATED and ready to SEIZE THE DAY

putting a labubu on ur belt loop is chump shit try wearing a fox tail to the mall kids

I keep having dreams about suckin dick? What is that about 🤔

We stopped calling it "global warming" in favor of "climate change" because of fossil fuel lobbying right? I can't keep track anymore

My kingdom for a single documentary on the saharan desert that doesn't have *that* bg music on it

Whatever happened to participation trophies, are we still mad about that?

Yes! Yes! I love Moomin! He's so popular! All the different Moomins 115mins

Felt so groggy today I didn't even think about smoking weed

I wish I was born transgender, instead of in this stupid ciswoman body....... I would be able go get away with saying so many slurs....

Ooopppsss she's crying again!!! Well it was a good few days

Ngl chat, I'm getting really fucking sick of dilating

Just once I'd like to not feel like a fuxkin idiot, but it IS a personality I have intentionally curated as a defense mechanism against the idea that I'll never live up to my "full potential", so what can ya do

"Mom, Dad.... this isn't easy for me. But it's time you learn the truth. All i ask is that you love me for who i am.... I'm a freemason"

I reeeeaaallllyyy hope I'm not getting sick, but it would be very much on brand for that to happen the week I have slightly off

this is some shit odo would say

Skipped my Vyvanse today cuz I woke up at 1pm and my body is not having. Between withdrawals + weed lung I genuinely feel like I might be coming down with something. Thought a 3 hour afternoon nap would fix me. It did not

being able to turn into goo would really improve sex and im not joking

Hanging out with my best friend the Demon Core always leaves me feeling warm and fuzzy inside! ☺️ it's SO IMPORTANT that we treat our platonic relationships with the same amount of care as we do our romantic ones ❤🧡💛

My new years resolution: get into opiates and benzos for the new year

Woke up to the sunrise and it was honestly so beautiful and I thought about getting out of bed but then I went back to sleep and had a dream about getting absolutely railed so that was pretty good

Made my one hundredth follower and immediately blocked him lmfao

Really wish I could have given my Huge Balls to someone in need... sadly science isn't there yet

transgender is like ferrari - crushing me at a crosswalk til my brains stain the concrete

EVERYBODY TAKE HORMONES NOW

When is season 2 of buffy coming out? #ifBlueskyWasThe90s

I got too greedy with the soup and nurnt my tongue

You're sleepy? Wow! That's hot! So do you like sleep with your boobs and everything? Sorry if that's fetishizing. I've just never met a sleepy girl before. How big are your naps?

Rapidly running out of time to jerk Off before work 😥

*openly weeping* sorry for party rocking....

*through suppressed tears* party rock is in the house tonight.... everybody just have a good time 🥲🥲🥲🥲

Ableton Live Ableton Laugh Ableton Love

"Mom can you come pick me up? The brooklyn-based Instagram meme page collective is fighting again ☹️"

My most listened to song of 2025 is probably the Silksong title music, given how often I boot up the game and then not play it for several hours cuz I get distracted by posting

I hate to say it but the idea that one can get by in life selling foot pics on the internet is some 2012 Obamacore millennial optimism

guys it’s okay, I put the entire internet in a blender and poured that into a computer powered by the world’s most inefficient water wheel and get this: it said I’m the smartest guy ever! so like, problem solved, amirite

I'm so excited to see Marty Supreme starring Timothy Chalomey directed by Josh Safdie with music by Daniel Lopatin on Christmas Day 2025

For the past several months I've had this lil hook in my head that goes "girl dick! Girl cock! Girl pussy! Let me see that girl talk!" And I finally got around to turning it into a "we have S0PHIE at home" type beat last, sent it to my wife, and it made her (in her words) "deeply uncomfortable"

Holy shit made it to 11pm without smoking weed today cuz I was too busy making soup and thinking about transgender women putting their tongues all up and around me

The soup is a roaring success! As good as getting my pussy ate? Impossible to say

Shlingus Head........................

What non-souplers don't understand about the lifestyle, is that soup days are not just for enriching your body and soul with nourishment: they're also about humidifying your apartment in a way that's organic and fragrant. Soupologists in the field call it a "turning a house into a soup home"

i look like this