Epic laying off 1000 employees..... ngl I really picked the scariest time to break into the games industry 🥲

Fire-Toolz on Warp... I should have gotten my shit mastered by her when I had the chance 😮‍💨

All work is sex work if you jerk Off on the clock (you can go ahead and kill me now)

Do furries have a grungler equivalent? Like someone who isn't themselves a furry but all their friends are furries and they fw the furry community heavy?

Drinking a sprite dead sober on a Tuesday afternoon doesn't hit NEARLY as hard as it does on a Saturday night, zooted on loud, with a big ol slice of greasy greasy greasy za.......

Anytime a video game gives you a canine companion to take into battle you better BELIEVE I am leaving that puppy at home, cuz why would I want her to get hurt?!? What kind of sicko do you take me for????

I got a clean 8.5 hours of sleep last night and chased it with an hour long nap on my lunch break and I STILL feel tired as shit, just totally fucking zonked, what is wrong with me???? How do ppl feel alive ever??? I'm on so many uppers all the time it shouldn't be like this

gen alpha screaming, crying, pointing a gun at my head: PROVE IT!!! 😭 PROVE YOU’RE A MILLENNIAL OR ILL BLOW YOUR FREAKIN HEAD OFF 😭😖🤪 me: perfectly singing every word of Blow Me Away by breaking benjamin off the halo 2 soundtrack like im pippin in return of the king

BANJO ABUNDUNACE!!!! RETWEET TO CLAIM BANJO ABUNDNACE UPON YOU AND YOUR LOVED ONES !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 🪕🪕🪕🪕🪕🪕🪕🪕🪕🪕🪕🪕🪕🪕🪕🪕

I'm beginning to understand how so many prominent dudes got caught without pants, or straight jerkin off, on zoom, during that first lockdown. All I want to do all day is not wear pants and also jerk Off

Sometimes I'll have the absolute worst fuckin day but then my cat walks into the room and just snorts at me like a creature and everything is good again

I'm still working out the details but I think it's safe to say that it's Mark Carney's fault that I locked my keys in the car

I hate the rehearsal space on geary so fucking much, every time it changes its name it gets more expensive and the gear stays shit and the vibes remain abhorrent

It brings me no pleasure to admit that I would suck the fuckin skin off of Tim Henson's pensis

Jumping into work's "code" slack channel to be like "have you guys tried using an if statement?" And then leaving the country

Thinking about the Seattle woman I hooked up with who technically works for a direct competitor. Scheming ways to turn that connection into an enemy-to-lovers thing, but I don't think it'll work because we already fucked and also nobody our age has any corporate loyalty cuz why would we

Made my first lentil stew on company time! Here's to many more Stolen Time Soups

"free your mind... and your ass will follow"

Boys go to Jupiter to get more stupider, tgirls go to Venus to get "woke penis"

I know my content is hitting the right ppl when I'm getting notifications like "girlpitsniffr liked your reel"

They call me "jerkin off in the corner" shlingus, but I can't help it, I accidently got the wand u need to plug in and the corner is the only spot in the dungeon with an outlet 😮‍💨

90% of Toronto's restaurants are just that one pizza place from The Weekenders that would change its name and branding every single week

A few blocks up from the infamous "Fancy Burger" on bloor/Bathurst there is now a restuarant named "simple burger". I stg Toronto is not a real place

The People like latex shlingus..... shocking....... now I'm afraid if I go anywhere not in latex they'll hate me and cut my head off :/

the best breakcore tracks are made after abusing stimulants

bring me there to that silver shore milf manor

Why are people so mad about the polka-dot microtonal math rock band, can't a bitch be whimsical anymore? Wtfff

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Remember when milf manor was announced and it felt like the endpoint of everything, like culture was on the verge of collapsing in on itself, but then it was barely anything we just moved on and now it feels kind of tame if anything

Sick set bro

geriatric uses trumblr & gets scared

*gesturing towards myself* fairies wear boots and you gotta believe me *plays one of the most kick ass riffs on the planet*

let it be known, the only way for erin to get into the top zone is for her to dress like this

If Gen AI was not being marketed as like,the Future of the World, if it wasn't trained on vast quantities of stolen data, and if it didn't have heavy environmental consequences, it would be fun af for doing the one thing it's good at, which is absurd shitposts. If it was a different product entirely

I LOVE BEING TRANSFEMININE AND I WOULD NOT TRADE IT FOR ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Put on latex thigh highs and opera gloves last night and immediately understood what it meant to be a top, shit is so powerful Holy fuck ughfnfnfn

I need a next life - I'm not satisfied to know you just once.

Disco wouldn't have died so hard if it had a website, that's how dubstep survived the ridicule it had a website

but doctor, i AM post bull siht online

I had a dream that was so disgusting in such a weirdly specific way, I literally don't know who to talk to about it cuz it was so unhinged

I literally thought Chuck Norris died like, 20 years ago. Sorry everybody

I'm seeing a weird uptick in people saying 'no Zios' on dating profiles alongside the usual 'no Tories' etc. Not a great look there guys! A simple watermelon emoji communicates what you want to communicate without using a term invented by David fucking Duke.

So far there is NOTHING in these HR modules about clocking trannys

"The Tree, The Rot, The Bloom" is out TODAY on Bandcamp, Tidal, Apple Music, and all streaming platforms EXCEPT the big evil one erincorbett.bandcamp.com

Shooting my shot with a cis woman for the first time since I was basically a child may God have mercy on my soul

When restaurants call themselves things like: mother India, uncle gyro, daddy shawarma, etc, I can not help but think I really am their daughter, niece, etc

a nameless assassin just lobbed off my penis call me miss universe, got it locked down like steven these gems aint the only kind these bitches believe in my neck is uneven weighed heavy by the weight of the sins i been dealin the stone i been keepin did i mention my penis?

What do we think about sprite

What if Jojo had a normal, extremely ordinary adventure..... just once

I pushed my first commit today which means I've officially contributed to an award winning video game and y'aaaallllll it feels good af 🤓