Ate it all

I learned a lot this year-- been equally delighted and humbled by random internet commentary, and have developed a tighter focus going forward on the kind of music I want this to be. Doubt I'll make any EOY lists this round, but I will keep trying. Thank you everyone for supporting BBS in 2025:

Literally all of society hates this abominable scam homunculus and the weird little death cult bubble of vampiric losers who spewed it forth upon the world. Take a break from bragging about how gullible you are and give yourself a swirlie and stuff yourself in a locker and sort yourself out.

Yeah I know my vocals are terrible, prepare for them to only get worse

i love multitasking

Alright which one of y'all keeps selling me out to the algorithm wtf

You're repping my band and it's also funny: black-band-shirt-merch.printify.me/product/1444...

Back to once again report that this new MØL single is also good.

I know the cold sucks but it is perfect sit in my car during lunch break season. 🙏🤌👌👍 Oh God yes I love to be unbothered. 😩

I can always tell someone's socioeconomic status by how they react at the numbers they're given on Antiques Roadshow.

Didn't Steam try to break into the console market like a decade ago and it flopped then too

One of our beloved family dogs has fallen terribly ill and is about to be put down. She's in Boston with my Mom, so I won't get a chance to say goodbye. We love you Maggie, I'm always gonna miss how you would launch into the lap of anyone daring to sit down regardless of how big and beefy you were

Was just driving to the station quick to get some gas during my lunch break and just let the radio play without thinking about it. When I park, the FM station is playing Trapt and I make split second eye contact with the guy at the next pump just looking at me like

Imagine you're driving home and you kinda have to shit, but it's not that bad, you can hold it fine being an adult and all and then you flip your car

Local rock station plays "Black Sheep" by "Dorothy" and every lyric makes me cringe fold into a mutilated visceral origami crane and glide out my car window into the nearest sewer, float to the ocean and then be sucked into a whale's asshole to then be blowholed out as microplastic diarrhea spray

I didn't see this from a few weeks back, but I'm gonna get even fatter and downtune even lower and play sludge everywhere now

Me: Def Leppard Metalheads: lol no Me:

Daaaamn baby. Totally out of the blue, random, organic recognition of my music is the only kind I live for because I'm sick like that

Apparently it's a chart topper, time for the fourth cycle up my own ass

Do I upset the balance and get a third cat like a blockhead? Like an absolute numbskull? Like a clown college graduate?

Me when the kid at Chipotle tells me guac is extra:

Saw Blue Lives Matter and We The People bumper stickers on a Prius today. Pick a vibe bro.

Change a letter, make a singer less appealing: Fred Wurst

Deleted the post, I don't need the potential drama that running my mouth could cause. I'm just looking forward to getting Black Band Shirt going again with some new tunes and that's it for now.

"this shit is coworker metal" My coworkers listen to Train

I didn't deserve this

I won't take it out on the artist when they are the subject of mainstream music journalism's dipshit, out-of-touch hyperbole. No one is game changing. No one invented a genre. No one is at the helm of anything. No one is leading the way or saving a scene or the future. That's not how art works. Ever

My brother just sent me this video of my nephew and dude what tf is it about our DNA that this keeps happening

I can tell I'm gonna start working on new music because I get so extremely miserable about the whole world of music before I launch into the throes of creating. I just wish this wasn't such a toxic relationship. The whole thing is like makeup sex after the neighbors called the cops on our crashout.

Good afternoon. If you call out a post as rage bait in the comments, then the rage bait still worked. Have a nice day.

Told Android Auto "play Ghost on Spotify" and it just played Unchained Melody by The Righteous Brothers. And so my drive home was just all

Quitting guitar and songwriting forever so I can pursue my true passion; Dragonball AMVs set to Linkin Park music.

The president and first lady are on this episode of Chef & My Fridge so they are all quiet and respectful and not acting rambunctious -- this is not how Sunday should be going, me and my countrymen are deeply offended.

One time someone tried to make a point to me about how disgusting American food is by bringing up the Oreo, and I never mounted red white and blue flags to flap majestically in the wind of all my pickup truck's blind spots so severely.

Me waking up an hour later: Generally Positive Reaction Meme Face Me staying at work an hour later: Generally Negative Reaction Meme Face

I won't be starting a death metal band, but we as a species still need one more death metal band so some of you can pick the slack up there, you have my permission.

If they close down my local Denny's, will I still remember

Love bluesky. Where else can you expect a very necessary sociopolitical analysis of every dumb little post you do. Why is everyone I know ditching this app after trying it for a couple months again?

It's me, the professional Vape Misplacer

HEALTH PROFILED IN DER SPIEGEL

Get you a girl who comes in to check on you when she hears you pumping Nutshell alone.

I kept hearing about some modern dating crisis, but my brother has been on Hinge and Tinder for like 2 weeks tops and he's been booking dates with babes ever since? I'm chopping it up to a national skill issue among young dudes. A Rizzession if you will.

"Download rocket money and you'll find out if you are paying for subscriptions more than once teehee" bitch I live on my bank app to see if I'm gonna eat any given week, who tf is out here with 3 HBO max subscriptions not realizing it

Heard the premiere of the 5FDP Baby Metal collab track on my local rock station and I cringed so violently I folded over and snaked through my own asshole up out my mouth and then did that again twice more and then finished it all to achieve my average form but I am truly up my ass 3 times from this

Lol nice try this tone doesn't stand a chance against a 1x12 Peavey Pacer combo

I'm cooked

TL cleanse, it's Chowder.