YOU LEAD ME NOWHERE YOU HIDE THE TRUTH

Pour one out for a real one, Dr. McSteamy was the hottest man in the planet. They built him in a handsome factory. Dude was like a genetic mutant of hotness. He died at 53 while still absolutely raging forest fire hot. Can we have anything?

We should be able to wear figure skating outfits everywhere. I want to be a bedazzled yet fearsome ice prince at the Barnes & Noble.

It rained yesterday and I was just hanging out at home listening to it on a staycation day. You know winter is criminally long when experiencing rain again gets you stoked.

So not everyone has to overclock their mind and body on a daily basis to manage the expectations of their corporate masters? Must be nice. ☺️

The highway guardrail looking sweeter every drive in to this fucking job.

Do you think Drake's mom is still gonna take him out for ice cream after 🥺

lol gg

Thanks for the reminder, Mike. Almost forgot I had some in the freezer.

How about these slop commercials huh

Peacock was truly the worst service to score the stream on this one. Wrestlemania crashes and looks like fried asshole every year due to the servers getting overloaded by WWE fans, let alone this being the single most watched event of the year. They're running this whole thing off a Gateway Laptop.

To all of the Patricks out there, you're doing great. Go Pats.

I don't know if trying to scroll Threads makes me feel better about myself or worse about the world. I swear every user has to put their finger under the words they read.

I don't want none 😭

MAH COLLARS BLUE BUT MAH NECK IS RED WORKIN LIKE A DOG JUST TUH KEEP MAH FAMILY FED

Really stoked to see all the lowest quality death metal bands investing in literally nothing else except their album artwork. We shouldn't ask any questions about that at all.

Might get in an adult screaming match today. I've trained my whole life for this.

Bubblegrunge is the new hustle culture.

Random guy at the grocery store: "Hey Rigs of Doom on your hat what is that?" Me: Oh it's an Instagram page for celebrating vintage, oversized guitar amplifiers and speaker cabinets for--- Random guy: Oh. *walks away* Sorry to disappoint?? Fucking Google it then.

Egg Punk is the new hustle culture.

When I get into one of those hating the planet and everyone on it kind of moods, my friends are always the babies I throw out with that bathwater. I recognize that's one of those dumb toxic traits I gotta work on. Remember to enjoy the company of others and love on folks, even in all this bedlam.

Send me a pic of you guitar amp head and tell me what you appreciate about the tone thank you so much.

Whatever it is I will order it on Sweetwater to get free candy and a phone call from this dude Norb who I'm never able to answer but always appreciate the message.

I have become angry at the despair and I'm doing things again. Time to restring the bass and guitar in the face of an uncaring universe.

I'm gonna get over my anxiety regarding international travel and leave the country this year. Anywhere. If even just a little bit. I just need to actually leave.

How is Xasthur hitting it so perfectly without even meaning to? Uncanny.

Open bar at the after holiday work party this evening. I apologize for nothing.

Me a week ago: "janky ass pos fucking controls, worst parry mechanic on the planet, who designed this trash and made it essential to success" Me today: *clapping every parry and singing along* 🎵🎵Couleurs embrasées, Rouge feu, vie ôtée Tableau que je ne peux voir Fermer les yeux, reste le noir🎵🎵

Insta just advertised this to me, still trying to get a bead on whether people start my nickname with "Big"

Deafheaven called. They want to know if it's blissful

At that awkward middle age where I recognize following my dreams will never meet my expectations of accomplishing these things, when considering not just the milestones I have already passed, but the blatant unhappiness still apparent in those who have what I still don't. So I'm just chilling hbu

This is the year I go back to my roots; listen to Blind Guardian and collect swords.

yes.

RANCH. 😤

My AOTY video celebrating my 5 favorite albums of 2025 #Metalsky

Watching "White Christmas" at the in-laws. I'm pretty sure this movie works like watching the tape in The Ring. I feel like I'm gonna fucking die.

Home Alone still kills.

My middle aged hangover this morning after the annual family Christmas Eve party, highlights to me why my parents were always so pissed off and dragging when I'd try to wake them up for Santa presents growing up.

Tonight you'll be visited by three spirits

Me: "I should cut my hair." My metal friends: "That's like an angel cutting off its wings." The angel:

Quote with your favorite pic of you in 2025

Lately life feels like I'm the guy in all the informercials doing everything wrong in black and white, how's your Monday?

I would despair more over AI replacing artists and musicians if it was good at literally any of these things. Keep creating. You would have had to keep a day job statistically anyway, but ignore the slop machines and the human failures that use them.

If you see this, we IMPLORE YOU to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation

I promised my therapist I wouldn't discuss politics online anymore but I hope there is not one singular second of the remainder of this guy's term he doesn't have screaming diarrhea.

Metallica was for emo wussies that cried to Fade to Black. Not me, only metal, only Slayer, no feelings except being the most metal, not a poser not even once ever only tough, cool, badass and evil and manly like everyone on the web forum (I listened to Killswitch Engage on headphones in private)

Tense situation for the employees at the local hardware store today. Big cutie got up too high.

Wilma Flintstone, pointing to a weird shaped prehistoric bird who then squawks, spikes camera, and says, "Eh, it's a living!"

Oh my God this week bro wtf

Be cooler if she did though