How you got a woman at home and worried about other women’s dating standards 😂

Even as an adult, I can’t stand this nigga

Pants so big don’t even make any sense 😒

I have the best luck with elevators and green lights but the worst luck with grocery carts Life knows how to humble you…

That’s my secret Captain, I’m always hungry

Habari Gani ya filthy animals

Habari Gani?! Kujichagulia: Self-Determination "If I didn't define myself, for myself, I would be crunched into other people's fantasies for me and eaten alive." -Audre Lorde

My hot dog gotta look like Wesley Snipes.

Realizing a lot of my favorite albums are debut albums…

Damn…she dead ass for real

Sadie Sink and Caleb McLaughlin man, leaving the rest of the young cast in the dust

Eating two different cakes at the same time, call it a a tresome de leche

Nigga asked me “what’s your fantasy?” A successful bank heist my guy, can you rally a squad??

The brain is crazy. I just try to fill that hoe up with everything and trust she’ll recollect when needed 😭

WTF Mickey passed????!?! #bb27

Habari Gani Happy Kwanzaa Happy Umoja, I fucks with y’all

“Why are folks getting dumber?” Because they don’t read. “Why aren’t men as romantic & poetic as they used to be?” Because they don’t read. “Why are people so vulnerable to propaganda?” “Why is everyone a conspiracy theorist?” Because they don’t read. Because they don’t read.

I worked yesterday, today and gotta work for the next 6 days 😭😭

Oh 😒😒😭😭

Me at 7 pm locked tf in

I don’t fw Christmas but I stay with the tree…

Yall pray for me My child is eating more and more food by the day…

I randomly threw this stew together and this hoe hitting

Damn, am I really gonna watch Wake Up Dead Man again today?? …yes. yes I am…

The way I love Stacey and Kenya (except for what she did last season), we need a Real Housewives of Detroit #rhop #rhoa They’ve gotta be sitting on gold up there

I’ve made some of the dumbest decisions this year. Truly remarkable, I’ve outdone myself 😭😭

Finally something I can participate in How much time yall got 😭😭😭

This probably horse meat but oh well…

I’m so hungry that I don’t gaf that this sandwich is nasty…

Nobody’s saving me, I’m gahdamn doomed 😭😭😭 #tvsky #rhop

When my cat tryna fuck with my feet but he don’t know I got catlike reflexes too

Marvel back on they Russo shit DC is definitely about to go crazy And here I am, waiting for Blumhouse to get Spawn together 😒😒😒

50% of my day is stopping what I’m doing to help someone find something I usually find within 3 minutes…

Spider is what happens when you invite white people to the cookout…

I accidentally became a homebody so maybe I’ll return to my true nature 😭

We’re all in agreement that This Christmas is a classic movie right?

That’s was 7 hrs and I’m still not done mind you, I could’ve been writing this whole time

Charisse lowkey pimping her son out for rhop storyline?!

If you can donate I’d truly appreciate it. The goal is 20k to do all that’s needed for my brother. Today has been Today. Inshallah, I see tomorrow 😊 Thanks 🤲🏽

I ain’t even mad cause these are facts but I’ll be damn if you calling the laws to my house

Touched by angels though I fall out of grace

Omg nearly 20 yrs since A Fever You Can’t Sweat Out dropped Feeling a wee bit old 😂

I need a little quick trip to San Antonio…

Who had it worst: Job or Psyduck

Just gonna spend my Sundays rewatching Welcome to Derry until the next season….