God got me.

'Dune 3' has reportedly wrapped filming 🎬 Releasing in theaters December 18, 2026

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Baking my daughter a bday cake and getting her favorite deep dish pizza Being a parent is tight

Looks like I’m an untrustworthy mf 😂 These the best ones

Success

This heartburn bout to be crazy but fuck it I live to regret 😭

Burritos

Oscar Isaac better not fucking touch his face istg…

I should’ve did more gold digging in my 20s….

It’s always sunny seasons 4-7 is some of the greatest television you’ll ever see in your life…

Gottttttaaaaaa make it to Badlands tuhday

Got Damn, Frankenstein was so good.

Keep these needs in mind when donating to food pantries.

The amount of singing that’s bout to happen once this movie drops… My family just might disown me…

Stop calling me white trash!

Unity girl, is that you?? #pluribus

finally, it’s time…. #Pluribus #moviesky #tvsky

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Was lying to myself getting the small pot pie I knew damn well…

MIDDLE SCHOOL AND HIGH SCHOOL SHOULD HAVE RECESS KINDERGARTEN STILL NEEDS NAP TIME FIELD DAY SHOULD STILL BE A THING IN HIGH SCHOOL

Frenchy’s should come out with their own chicken fry…

Yeah I finally got my hands on the spicy chicken patties from HEB Yeah I actually got Chick Fil A at home now

Take the steps you need to nurture yourself today.

What’s a fun fact to me might be country horror stories to others 😂 We got a lotta left handed people…

Where da hoes at??

Whenever I think my Spanish is getting good, I‘m asked to translate something and my brain freezes We getting there tho

Predator protagonist Why haven’t they done it sooner??!

Yessiiirrrr

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Genre icon Anjelica Huston is set to lead the new family horror film LEGACY, alongside Lucy Hale and comedian Jack Whitehall.

Was locked IN on a chicken frying video on the train but had to turn it off Y’all not gon catch me slipping 😂

Would’ve fasho got a nom But he probably woulda had to play a crackhead or a deadbeat to secure it 😒😒😒

Need something spooky to watch tonight?

It's not in this article but the government asserts that the sandwich was thrown at "point blank range", which implies subway sandwiches have defined effective weapon ranges of varying lethality, and I would like to see the government's chart of these ranges.

Today has been a long day Bout to 💨 and watch Stacey take on the ladies in #RHOP

Just recently had to help out a friend and one of my family members so I don't have much left in my tank till Friday Anything will help (sharing the post) so appreciate chy'all in advance Cashapp $Shorimitsu Paypal.me/Shorimitsu #MutualAid #FundSky #HelpSky

I have the masculine urge to leave my kids with someone else today.

Now I was doing it big all on my own Gripping wood grain and riding on chrome Sprinkling game everywhere that I go

Shid I just wanna shake the ground

Me? Selling weed?? In the church house??? why I’d never… I gave it away. Very five loaves, very two fish

I rap aloud to myself in public so much so that strangers think I’m talking to them So I rap them the lyrics and they can’t finish them Now we both here disappointed

Horror movies with more than one Final Girl 🖤

I ain’t been with my daughter all day…. And she ain’t call me either wtf 😂

What nigga got two thumbs and spilled some beans 👎🏾 👍🏾 Good enough

So a couple of houses definitely thought I was a big kid and gave me candy???