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My only hope for the 2025 Balatro content update is that they'll manage to work Melvin, Brother of the Joker in somehow.

If you see anyone talking about how the Amazon strike could disrupt the flow of packages:

Positive affirmations for (almost) everyone! 🎉💛😽

Cyberpunk 2077

“I been to Blackgate, Arkham Asylum, and Arkham City. Never saw Batman once. Just lucky I guess” Never fails to get me to stop whatever I’m doing to introduce myself #Batman #Arkham #Arkhamknight #gamingscreenshots

99% chance that’s just a pistol in V’s pocket #cyberpunk #edgerunner #screenshot #pc

I’m going to count to one and then I’m going to get angry, now talk.

operator: 911, please state the nature of your emergency me: hold on i'm on the phone operator: i know me: oh. right. so. hiker isn't the strongest balatro joker, but it is my favorite. even if you sell it, it's already chipped up your deck like crazy operator: totally agree me: hey i'm on the phone

Dude I love Spider-Man sm. I used to have dreams when I was little where I could shoot webs out my wrist and swing around like Spidey

I took a break for a couple years from the CoD franchise. Got Bo6 on gamepass and I’m legit having a lot of fun with it. Minor spoilers but after playing the mission “Emergence” I’m convinced that the call of duty team desperately wants to make a horror game instead of the 28th CoD

GoW