Chud bianco sucks ass www.pressdemocrat.com/2026/06/02/f...

Happy June

Very very sad to hear Jeff bezos was not on that rocket

Sorry, but --- deigns - Nintendo -- I',m actually smart enough, to write like this -- im not a baby

Pick a Bond villain from the pictures you already have on your phone.

Headline on my resume:

Final design for Katt Monroe in "A Fox in Space"

this was HR 2616 which also bans books by or about trans and nonbinary people from schools START CALLING YOUR SENATORS NOW CIS FRIENDS TRANS KIDS NEED YOU

Stop changing the board while im reading it! Stop changing th board while im reading it!!!!

Normally the owner of a franchise should feel embarrassed to lose to a team while paying to play in their minor league ballpark. Not john Fisher! The most embarrassing man in sports

Thousands of crickets

i have yet to see a single cis person say something about the fact that the government just designated trans people a terrorist group and threatened to kill all of us.

I'm the man with his arms crossed by the gate watching the heroes leave, yelling "Hmph! Those fools think they can change anything!?"

Someone at work decided its important to put the IT hold music on speakers. Because this is the bad timeline why not throw one more thing on

They make plenty of games for you assholes this star fox game is for me and im happy you cant take that away

BRB, buying a Switch 2

listen i tried the other star foxes. Remaking 64 is great and I wanted more planets and more roguelike stuff but whatever. A new generation of people will love this shit and thats what nintendo needs more than attempting another bad entry

rest easy sweet prince

Nuke the ballroom

We need razzies for pulitzers. Gonna have to block the fuckin AP for being spineless. Real sad shit

i may not get to post this again

Sacramento has a lot of issues but the also have a lot of arbys so it cancels out

If anything is going to finally destroy the rest of social media it's going to be this "I'm trying to write this like I'm telling an enticing story but I'm really just insufferable" type shit. This AI trash all reads like it fell directly out of LinkedIn and right onto Threads.

i dont think i realized how much his head looks like a mii. I wanna pick up his aipac funded dumbass head and place it on 1x1 sand tile island

I just watched it for the first time in theaters and I didnt even notice but during the final scene I had completely stopped breathing

Awww

Leatherface and Grandpa

nobody else is allowed to create and then marry hot grunty in tomodachi island stop it

Summoning Salt's vid on this will be crazy

im not mad that my hear me out n64 character is not marrying my tomodachi no sir

What a day for fans of mikey @tolkoto.com

One time during a fantasy baseball draft a player named "Altoona curves" told us to shut up so my friends and I all changed our names to things like "altoonas curve" and made lopsided trades on weeks we were facing him. He then claimed he was the sheriff of San jose pd

For anyone not keeping track

Vitello picking up the bullpen phone

I should be allowed to send people AARPs computer tips for seniors. Its not passive aggressive it's genuinely like dear lord how do you still have a job

and i'm the one that gets 72 hour suspensions from reddit

yui likes sweets. she would hate IPAs

thats right im watching this again only bc of how good silence of the lambs was on rewatch and to critique wills trout fishing strategies

the producers of this hannibal show were like: we know this isnt scary so lets make the music worse and louder

🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈I dream of the day when the world can become a place where transgender people can live proudly and freely as themselves, and where they can love freely As a mascot, I see human love as beautiful and wonderful. I love you all today as well♡

This is the only version fans should accept

I watched an episode of walker Texas ranger and that show sucked ass

i dont want to buy from amazon but this review summary is pretty good

ive been using reddit since the digg migration in 2010 and I've never received any sort of discipline for posting until yesterday because i said barron should be defending us at the strait of hormuz

If i get killed in a false flag drone strike with my own tax dollars you better believe im going to place curses on you