I hope everyone is enjoying 2027, the great plague of 2026 was rough but we made it.

Babe I’m going blini mode and you can’t stop me.

I’m a problematic Lebanese detective with a penchant for dexedrine and liquor up against the mob and the feds or a psychosexually deranged marilyn monroe.

The government just gave me a license to do medical experiments on you 🎁

Innovations in fart management systems, chapter 4. The American turn.

Alex Kelly is a fictional character on the FOX television series The O.C., portrayed by Olivia Wilde. She is bisexual, dating both Seth Cohen and Marissa Cooper in the second season of the series.

my TL is really synchronizing today

America has committed many crimes but it has produced some of the world’s most influential contemporary perverts. As a French woman… I just don’t know if it’s good or not…

New starts on exurban torture basements have gone down dramatically in Q4 25 which is a very strong recession indicator.

lord bless the homosexual who told me about real hockey sluts of the fake nhl

I just opened up the Apple Music app, hit play on the “Focus” playlist, it starts playing Grouper. Thanks, I’m really trying to focus on crying today I guess.

Moby Dick? You mean Salò on a boat?

AND THE LORD LOOKED UPON THOSE STANS OF MONDAYS AND THREW THEM INTO THE BOILING BÉCHAMEL OF THE LASAGNA

showgirls is a christmas movie

Days that will bad; tomorrow.

FREEDOM IS A LUXURY NOT A NECESSITY

I taught some French people about the concept of a “danger nap” today. Apparently the French language has no such concept even though everyone was familiar with the experience. I will teach them about danger coffee in the next meeting I guess.

Well mister, I saw your comment but I don't think I saw a fav. Folks round here know that's a courtesy. I reckon you ain't feeling courteous.

I’m getting French people to make me French onion soup in France. I can’t believe this is legal.

Reposting because I think this is art and also I think it got people to block me. The real punishment cube is being deprived of my content.

Time to get probiotic on these hoes, again.

fetch me a white monster and some breakfast fusilli arrabbiata, I am too gripped with ennui to descend the tower stairs this morning

Turning off the screen time limit for the day at 23:59 like a genius.

Men don’t say « I love you, alive girl » anymore, it’s sad 😔

My word cloud tells your future.

I need some of you to take notes right now.

Scientists are creating a fish made of cheese at this very moment, the results could save humanity or be catastrophic.

If we really wanted to fix the planet we would start by filling in the grand canyon.

She’s just like me fr

I get a malady, I get back into the bronze age collapse. It’s a simple system.

tigers answer an important question: what if a cat was huge

My tummy hurts situation is currently catastrophic.

Babe wake up, I just learned the alphabet we use is derived from Egyptian hieroglyphs, babe look 𓆟︃ turned into this D, babe I don’t even know what’s real anymore. No babe I’m not on my period and this is on the wikipedia not the youtube.

I think it’s good there’s an international treaty banning the use of land mimes, those are terrifying and inhumane.

I think one of the best aspects of history is how people talking about it makes me fall asleep.

cat, pigeon, squirrel, dog and a mouse one time but that was kind of scary

Sailor moon was a western if you were paying attention.

Nobody talks about wintertime sadness.

ALWAYS FOLLOW WITH THE KNIFE

Go ahead and keep feeling emotions losers.

I did it chat, I found the most Italian man alive. www.lemonde.fr/en/religions...

Post something random or you’ll have an awful December

FAKE OR REAL INDIFFERENCE IS A POWERFUL PERSONAL WEAPON

Ham, next question.

I have a concept for frano suedois nachos

Olivia is a hero for making people sex negative.

Just wild beat communication!

you all forget too often that posting power and mental health are inversely related

Does this site have a woman brave enough to defend Olivia Nuzzi or no? Let’s wait and see how today treats my mental health.