my 100th skeet will be my last because someone told me to keep it 💯

do you think they have PETA but for furries?

don't tell the yoga moms i said this but acai bowls hella fuck

Dude I'm sick of bicycle when can I go back to gay sex fuck

eternal cumshine of the frotless mind

my biggest problem tbh is that i insist on living somewhere with good tomatoes

god is punishing me for being an evil lesbian again

i hope u pokemon went to the polls today

changing my work email signature to swagfully yours,

i rode a lime scooter to the polls to vote for the woke mind virus

couples costume ideas

careful, them's frottin' words

Is Bill guy not ninary

when u sit down for lunch and the table next to you starts talking about workplace diversity

my friends are all really cool and awesome what's up with that

Duckduckgo to the polls

u look like u order the coleslaw at cane's

it's shred o clock somewhere

the only passing i do is on the racetrack babyyyyyy

getting shreddy for beddy dude

i started saying sah dude for the bit and now i'm researching 4runner lift kits someone hold an intervention

biting the hand that feeds me -> sucking the dick that fucks me

i've been thinking it might be time to return to my twink heritage (vegetarianism)

@redbull.com when is the pumpkin spice edition coming out?

she didn't realize i was trans til i was on top, call that an overclock

hey hun i'm popping by australia to restock on vegemite and deadly spiders do you want anything??

this is seattle-phobic

@governor.ca.gov you should become the governor of sucking my balls

oatmeal

walking into the function like hey girls, boys, and chewtoys

say what you will about trans people but who else has pussy so good it even has a hater like charlie kirk gushing

you want a rope top? sorry I haven't shot those in ages

proofing two parallel loaves in wicker baskets, call that a frotform

sharing my robot girlfriend, call that port forwarding

it turns out that while i thought i had found my tgirl swag, it was in fact just my shot day

"BlueSky is boring" is a skill issue and the solution is transitioning

it's not a trap house it's a trap home

i would like to thank the universe or whatever for zip ties, amen

Breaking: domme top trans woman realizes nobody talks to her if she waits for them to initiate contact

anyone know a bottom surgeon that will give me a second dick?

is this tgirl swag in the room with us right now?

i must be getting top surgery the way my racks disappear

im homophonic

im a car girl but like in a puppygirl way vroom vroom :3

i love motorcycles

not enough people are talking about the evil twink > evil lesbian pipeline

man was god's fuckup first pancake when she was trying to make women

you're telling me tucking the homies in goodnight is different from helping the homies tuck?

EX WIFE KICKED ME OFF THE COSTCO MEMBERSHIP