Me: *bought Pokopia yesterday* Also me:

ELM Qualifier this Sunday in Cologne! I'll be there, will you? CC @fireshoes.bsky.social

Hey Nintendo, I was going to buy these toy blocks for my son's 4th birthday but 135€? ONE HUNDRED AND THIRTY-FIVE EUROS? Are you out of your minds? ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR GODDAMN MINDS?!

It's kinda crazy that a stack of every Command Tower printing would now be taller than your Commander deck. The card shouldn't even exist.

First try this format but it's like my...10th? Arena Direct? Finally cashed one of these suckers. Busted UR Elementals pool.

My attachment to each Nintendo franchise: ❤️❤️🖤🖤🖤 Earthbound 🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤 Metroid ❤️🖤🖤🖤🖤 Star Fox ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ Mario ❤️❤️❤️❤️🖤 Rhythm Heaven ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ WarioWare ❤️❤️❤️🖤🖤 Donkey Kong ❤️❤️❤️❤️🖤 Kirby ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ Pokémon ❤️❤️🖤🖤🖤 F-Zero ❤️❤️❤️❤️🖤 Zelda ❤️❤️❤️❤️🖤 Fire Emblem ❤️❤️🖤🖤🖤 Pikmin ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ Animal Crossing ❤️🖤🖤🖤🖤 Splatoon 🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤 Xenoblade

I never leave home without my two shadows.

i will never forgive the techbros for ruining computer computer was the only thing i liked

Find yourself someone who loves you like Windows loves launching the Antimalware Service Executable while I am actively using my PC

This is why you can't afford RAM anymore

WATCH THIS. Then watch it again for every UB set you don't want to come out, every Secret Lair you don't want to see and then once more just for good measures. Pump those numbers, this is what I want MTG to be. This shit slaps so hard I can't even

the reason people sometimes act madder at democrats than republicans when republicans do impossibly evil shit is the same reason why, if you hired an exterminator to handle a roach infestation and he showed up to feed and play with them instead, your first instinct wouldn’t be to yell at the roaches

What would it take for me to unlearn the word "narcoterrorism"? Because at this point I'd be willing to consider the sledgehammer method of rewiring my brain to before I heard about this last bit of American lunacy

Crashed out of all of the Super Qualifiers, but them's the breaks. Will try the Modern/Vintage SQs in a few weeks but for now, I am VERY MUCH looking forward to Lorwyn (Prerelease)!

Looking back at 2025, my only regret is having purchased a few Universes Beyond boosters to draft with instead of none at all. Got myself upsold like a sucker, will do better next year.

MTGO Super Qualifier, Avatar sealed. First game. I am on the draw, mull to 6, opponent opens on T1 Gran-Gran. Feels like I am already 30:70 to win this game, at best 😐

Literally my first game playing Eldrazi Tron in Modern

Watching my 3-year-old beat Super Mario Bros 1-1 gives me insane amounts of joy. Still hasn't learned how to use the dash button but he can get halfway through 1-2, 1-3 and 1-4 even!

AAA video game character going to the toilet: "I'll take these stairs." "Ah, there it is, the bathroom." "Better open the door." "The door's open, nice." "Gonna pull my trousers down now." "Sitting down." "Okay, here we go." "I needed that." "Okay, time to fl

Me when my wife asks me if we even have a GameCube after I told her that I want to buy some GCN games [we've got 3]

wisdom

JUST PULL DOWN THE TEXT, WHO DESIGNS THIS SLOP? My God.

Kinda awkward they're still printing cards in the Temur colors with MTG having become WeissSchwarz imho

Back-to-back 0-2s in the BO1 Qualifier Play-In. idk man, this sealed format just doesn't work for me. Two awkward pools and I didn't even face very good decks I think.

Oof ouch owie, my Modern format circa 2019 nostalgia

Kinda bad look for Standard if every good deck is just a Badgermole Cub shell. Already makes me not want to buy a deck for an upcoming RCQ because I worry my deck will be banned before I get to play the next event with it.

Where do people even discuss competitive MTG these days? r/spikes is deserted and so is the discord (TWO messages in #standard in the last two week!) It seems like every Modern deck has its own Discord server nowadays but isn't there a general place for spikes to hang? Especially w/r/t Standard?

After seeing @frankkarsten.bsky.social at RC Antwerp yesterday I had a dream last night that he walked past my table during a particularly complicated combat and calculated damage for us, simply because it was an intriguing puzzle to him. Inception Hall of Famer.

In Antwerp, playing the Sealed Destination Qualifier for RC Prague. Time for some Avatars I guess?

PANTHERS WIN HOLY FUCK AAAAAH

Found on Cardmarket: NM - "Name written on card". I almost want to buy this one, it's kinda rad tbh

Actually, seeing a man of color, getting scared, and calling The Police, is pretty typical racist behavior

Trey Yesavage.

I *need* that hoodie. Insane drip

I mean, what can you even say?! Honestly I don't understand why anyone would pay for this tournament and NOT register Vivi. And it seems like 1000ish people agreed.

Stop what you're doing and watch this video right now. Guy begins with a casual Beta booster opening (!) and then my jaw just hit the floor and didn't close again until 35 minutes later. "These are my *four* foil Gaea's Cradle misprints" WHAT?!

I just woke up. WHAT THE FUCK BLUE JAYS?! LET'S GO!

had to put this one together from the archives but: called it again

A Playset of Quantum Riddler is almost 600 TIX, either MTGO needs permanent all-access or Modern has to come to Arena. This is not sustainable.

Man just put "Your Commander gains 'WUBRG: draw a card'" into the format rules and be done with this color identity charade. Commander players want to play 5c soup and draw cards. Just let them, who cares anymore.

BOY are we not on the level yet. Yikes.

This is dope.

Running joke about Islands not actually being islands but it's Sol Rings instead

Feeling vaguely optimistic about facing PSG tonight but they'll probably just smash us. Would be fine with a draw I suppose, our defense is not on the level yet. #B04PSG

A great day for Canada and, therefore, the World (Series). #bluejays

BLUE JAYS LET'S GOOOOO

Hands up if your first thought everytime Reddit/Bluesky doesn't load is "did he die?"

I know we're all (rightfully) shitting on the survey for the influencer question, but what aggrevated me even more was this one: "What do you think about Hasbro/WotC as a company?" BRO THOSE ARE TWO SEPARATE ENTITIES.

mtg.social/MTGxSPMSurvey I never fill these out, but I did this one. OH BOY did I do this one!