Shoutout to Dolly Parton for being literally the only person on the planet (that I know of) using massive amounts of money and a celebrity status to do as much good as she can instead of just hoarding it for no good reason

WE'RE LIVE twitch.tv/euphrates9982

Y'know what sucks about being an "adult"? Nobody has asked me in YEARS what my favorite color is or my favorite dinosaur or anything like that. It's bullshit

STREAM TONIGHT! Grey's Anatomy: The Video Game for Nintendo Wii! With ME and EMMA and REACTBOT, and introducing THE LESBIAN™! 8:30EST ish/5:30PST ish Here 👇 twitch.tv/euphrates9982

Emma and I have matching Discord pfps now

Look at this bumper sticker I designed

Sometimes Uni makes a face, and I have no idea what he's thinking :3

The right answer is Stegosaurus. 😌

Come watch me win! 😮‍💨🫡

This is Autumn. She was born without one paw. Gets along just fine with three, but still sometimes uses a prosthetic leg when she wants to blend in. 13/10

Goose parking.

I NEED YOUR HELP! 🧵 Since we live in the digital age, we take photos every day. We have thousands of photographs in our camera roll, but what if you could only keep one? I am exploring this thought in my thesis, answering the question 'If you could only keep one photograph, what would it be?'

Helly this… Gemma that… give me more Drum Major Milkshake next season 🥲 #severance

Had a dream that I had amazing sleep and slept in until 2:30 pm only to wake up and realize it’s only 10 am and I had mediocre sleep

That moment when you have to probably spend lots of money on something practical :(

Headphones are like the Avatar. When I need them most they vanish.

I’ve been hair the whole time!

Currently very jealous of my non-American mutuals

After like 3 months, I can FINALLY show off the finished result of this project, previously only referred to as The Thing™ My custom Brickheadz Gears! I designed this bad boy in December/Early January and finally got the last of the parts in last night!

I feel the end of my own life approaching

🎶≋D≋e≋f≋i≋a≋n≋t≋ ≋J≋a≋z≋z≋🎶 #Severance

I love this office romance between John Turturro and Christopher Walken

Inauguration Day.

You've unlocked the Fuecoco Joker. Use it wisely.

Anyone looking to ban a book from a school should have to prove they read it by presenting a book report to the school committee.

Warming the beans. 🥰 Photo from my collection, ca. 1950s.

Here we have just a little guy, toasty and content as he reflects on his day. 13/10 would try my best not to disturb him

I don't know how much therapy costs, but I feel pretty good after buying $60 worth of junk on The Internet.

Make it make sense.

Are you like eggnog because you look like eggs dawg! 🥚

It’s @euphrates9982.bsky.social’s birthday!!!! 🎉 Wish them a happy birthday or I will haunt you in your dreams 😤😤

December is THE worst month for a college student. You’re telling me I have to deal with the stress of finals and dealing with finding/paying for gifts for everyone I know?!? So rude. 🙃

You're doing yourself a serious disservice to not have this in your rotation around this time of year, has some of my favorite covers of classics and PEAK original Christmas songs

It’s a day later but anyone who at all knows me as a person, knows that this is not at all a surprise. 😅

Man I sometimes hate how advanced technology is. Like I just wanna see Black Friday ads in paper form. Let me circle things in a tactile way for god’s sake.

Full circle moments are so weird like, what do I do now?

Hozier ✨🍂🍃🗡️ It’s been fun to draw some of my favourite musicians as these kinds of fantasy characters in suits of armour, so it was only time until I made my way to Hozier too! #hozier #hozierfanart

when you're mean to me this is who you're being mean to :(

Writing artist statements may or may not be the worst layer of hell. 🙃

Hello new social media! I’m Emma and here are a couple of random things I’ve been working on.