Hey. 30 hours left. 1 stretch goal remains to unlock.

My therapist very nearly told me I was her funniest client. I just knew it. I was like "oh my god it's happening" but she just said I was a pleasure. Ugh! I can't do anything right.

Thin Skin

letterboxd.com/hbomberguy/f... Accidentally wrote 1300 words about Iron Lung and I can't decide if I should post about it to justify the time spent, or avoid admitting this embarrassing fact

WEREWOLVES

Evil Red

Hooooollllyyyyy crap. I did it. I finished the first draft of this still untitled book. Over my original goal, coming in hot at just about 134k words, over 500 pages of stuff to edit. But I did it! I finished the first draft! Wild. So much work to do still. 😅

Money for Things

Ask your father

The King's Justice. (Aren't y'all embarrassed? You should be. This is embarrassing specifically for you.)

Oh shoot. That's what I've been doing wrong.

What They Deserve

Derivative.

She inhaled trace amounts of empathy and her body went into anaphylactic shock.

Someone remind me what Luke Skywalker, the hero of the first Star Wars movie did when his family got killed by the government. I can't remember. Was it peaceful?

Oh man, this is nuts reporting. “Federal agents came to suspect that Bukele…had diverted U.S. aid funds to the gang as part of the alleged deal to provide it with money and power in exchange for votes…”

So dumb

Cognitive Dissonance of Elon Musk

Lil Gaelen focused baby table at the Stratford Games toys and collectible show.

Immigrants!

Just a little Lord of the Rings comic for you.

Just doing a little reading.

I'm back. I want to live and die expressing myself. That's what I love about n0ne. He commits so strongly that he's willing to die for it. I published on Metafy a couple of years ago. I'm proud to announce my return with this. n0ne vs. The Aliens: Earth's Last Stand. youtu.be/y1ejwSMpYzc

A new analysis reveals that Trump’s tax plan will “actively transfer money from low-income people to the top 0.1% of income earners.” 🔗: www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202...

Mr. Fix-it

Trump (bumbling into a Tesla): What the hell is happening in here? Why is this monitor sideways? Where the hell's the speedometer? You know, they don't make cars like they used to. IMMIGRANTS. Elon (pushes fart button): heheheh Trump: Oh god—I crapped my pants again! Melania! JD!

oh you're a scammer? Name everyone you've scammed. Wow, this is a -very- comprehensive list.

Opposition Party

I'm at the stage of writing where it feels like I'm wasting my time and nothing is good and it's never going to work. This is usually the point where I stop, but I think I'm going to try something a LITTLE different and keep going this time. We'll fix it in post.

I turned the brightness down on my computer monitors and it's life changing.

Solve the riddle quickly before you finally get to indulge those m.urder hobo impulses haha. Wouldn't wanna have a good time 😂 #dungeonsanddragons #comics

This guy is such a goddamn loser. At least Lex Luthor was like...cool and smart when he was being evil. We just get this friggin dweeb.

"We're going to run the government like a business!" [Pentagon fails another audit] "We didn't say we'd run the business well!"

BREAKING — I've confirmed the DOGE staffers at SSA. They are Marko Elez (who was previously fired for racist posts and then reinstated), Ethan Shaotran, Nikhil Rajpal, and Gautier Cole-Killian. This is per Social Security Works, a non-profit working to protect/expand Social Security.

Eliminating Waste

Orlando is my home. I’ve spent my life working for you and fighting for us. And now, I’m excited to take that fight to Orlando City Hall. youtu.be/KYzmepTg2uA

Hey creatives out there... if you're working on multiple projects all at the same time, how do you organize that work (and potentially also do your day job)? Let's say--FOR FUN--I'm writing a novel, maintaining a webcomic, creating a card/board game, and also working on a children's book?

What's up cool kids?

I'm calling it Super Bowl Licks and no one can stop me.

The Horrors and the Silly Goose

Ceasefire. We should be able to feel relief and excitement for a people that are finally able to return to their homeland and families reuniting...but Israel keeps bombing. Keep shouting for Gaza.

Responsibility Don't fall for the lies. Regulations and rules usually exist for a reason. The only purpose for getting rid of them is so that CEOs and shareholders make more money and it's certainly not anyone's FAULT other than the people at the top making cuts.

Just remember when arguing with people online that if they're being stupid, bigoted or intentionally trying to distract you from the issue at hand, be mean to them. You don't owe them anything and they're likely a bad person with bad morals decaying from the inside out.

Speedrunning!

Thank you for listening.

Streaming tonight at 10pm. Whatever you do, please don't come.

Black History Month at Target this year

Coping

Going to do a livestream later tonight around 10pm EST. So, make your plans now to avoid it at all costs.