I’m really quite bored with podcasters and commentators trying to rationalise Trump… Trying to unpick his degenerate ramblings as if he’s some kind of 4D chess playing war strategist He’s a pillock surrounded by pillocks If you’re bored too - you need The Trawl podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/t...

That Airwolf game was solid. There’s no way on earth anyone completed it, not a chance.

When my kids moan about how long it takes to download something on their tablets, they have no idea.

Have a good day all

I’m happy with a point BAGGIES

Join me today 6pm gmt,for some more #headmotion only on @pointblankfm . Ive got some terrific new and "used" tracks for all of you electronic music connoisseur's out there.❤️ #deephouse #progessivehouse #deeptech #electronica www.instagram.com/reel/DVvruJb...

In other news, crypto kingpin Kwasi Kwarteng has gained a new investor in Nigel Farage. 🙄

I can’t keep up with you!! You’re raising these funds so fast! 😮💙🥰 - £45 away from next big crowdfund milestone!!! Who’s going to hit that milestone? Let’s keep going!🥰😮💙🚨 www.crowdfunder.co.uk/p/whos-makin...

Although no longer #bandcampfriday I hope you’ll indulge in some great new #dancemusic #newalbum #vision

@snowrespecter.bsky.social U okay?

I have God on my side, what ya gonna do?

Boom

140 mph in 1935 😳

Sound up!

On @lbc.co.uk from 7am: we’ll hear how you feel about US bombers landing on British soil en route to attack Iran? Hours after meeting Farage Trump slates Britain for not joining a war that’s already won - reaction please and how did the water industry 💩 become such a dirty business? 0345 6060973 x

BAGGIES

LOL youtube.com/shorts/gKvvT...

No tablets at the dinner table went down like a ton of bricks earlier with the kids 🙄

From 7 on @lbc.co.uk - we’ll reflect on events over the past week, the perilous state of Britain’s armed forces and ask why most voters are backing the PM for a change and his decision not to join the attacks on Iran? 0345 6060973 the number whatever you’re feeling x

You see THIS is why supporters of the Far Right are not welcome. You are not one of us. You are one of them. We came into existence precisely to fight against you and everything you represent. This is who we are. And you are not it. And never will be. It’s a feeling.

Synth tastic

I'm a very large synth fan. As my Jazz mixes always feature synth solos heavily, this mix is the furthest extension of the great love for synths in extremis. Defo one for ears that like to be challenged. Shazam will not save you here 😉 www.mixcloud.com/SECRE_DJ_MIX...

I finished work at 4pm today. On a Friday, it is quite literally unheard of.

They weren’t this morning my avocados It was just a fib from Lidl

Ripe&Ready

this week's long form think piece is about Iran - www.facebook.com/secretdjbook...

WOW- we’re just 68 away from 20,000 letters being sent to the Department of Health, demanding action to end corridor care! 😮🌟 Patients are dying in hospital corridors🚨 and this MUST END - will you send one of the first 20,000 letters? It takes seconds: everydoctor.eaction.org.uk/ministers-mu...

Hey Mum, is that you creaking or the chair? I got a dead arm for that comment 🤣

‘Board of Peace’ 🤨

It’s getting lighter in the mornings whoop whoop

Godspeed everyone 🙄

“Red sky at morning”

Dame Priti Patel 🖕🖕🖕

From 7 on @lbc.co.uk. The Ayatollah is dead - what next for Iran. What role if any should UK have in the strikes on Iran? And are the Israeli/USA strikes on Iran legal? Even if not does anybody care? 0345 6060973 x

WTF

FT lost 2-1

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My new Coffee from the Colombians😵‍💫

Sigh.

From 7 on @lbc.co.uk A slap in the face for Reform, crushing defeat for Labour and Greens first by-election win - what the hell happened in Gorton and Denton? Plus can Labour survive if it sheds Keir Starmer? And does the UK need blasphemy laws after all? 0345 6060973 x

www.mixcloud.com/SECRE_DJ_MIX... 🕺🏻😁

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A birthday arrest A startled‑wombat face A meme avalanche… It was always going to be an action-packed Trawl after the Andrew arrest …and then old Mandelson goes and gets himself arrested! Whack in your headphones & join us for today’s jam-packed episode podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/t...

This is really a fantastic deep dive into the Mandelson Deripaska connection on @thenerve.news by Tamsin Shaw Prepare to be deeply disturbed by another Russian influence operation Mandelson, the Russian superyacht and the scandal we completely misread www.thenerve.news/p/peter-mand...

Join me again today at 6pm on @pointblankfm for another #Headmotion session. Bringing you a fresh lot of new music to satisfy your electronic musical tastes! #deephouse #progessivehouse www.instagram.com/reel/DVLjOAl...

Managerless again. 🙄

@thesecretdj.bsky.social 😁

youtube.com/shorts/DP9k6... Can sit and watch these old Merc adverts for hours lol