Update: I found them; they were in my wash bag from when I went swimming yesterday. 🕺🏻

I seem to have misplaced the front door key 🙈

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Before 1995, one DJ played all weekend long, working their way through crates full of vinyl. youtube.com/shorts/gM94X...

Good grief, yesterday while driving through Pelsall, a fully loaded Reform van with speakers on top was driving aroad blaring out absolute fucking nonsense.

I’m really enjoying Formula 1 lately.

2 and a half years left 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

F**K matcha

On @lbc.co.uk from 7: will a crackdown on protest lead to less racist violence as Keir Starmer thinks? Does the Renters’ Rights Act go too far - will rents rise as a consequence? And should Britain follow Poland and charge working families with two kids or more ZERO income tax? 📞0345 6060973

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Managed to sit and chill for around five minutes before the little ones claimed them. 🤨🙄

All the best Shefiled Wednesday Hopefully you're back next season.

BAGGIES 🙈

Fucking charlatan

With everything packed or disposed of, these were £17 for the pair. Can't not be able to sit in the garden.

Wow

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Join me at 6pm this Wednesday on @pointblankfm for another #Headmotion session. www.instagram.com/reel/DXtNUzm...

@thetrawl.bsky.social do you think the king is a fan? 🔔

The King presenting Trump with a massive bell with Trump on it is genius. 🤣

Yesterday, the postman handed me some letters, one of which was a reform poster THAT went straight into the bin.

Yeah, I spent what felt like most of the night dreaming about trying to find a coat I lost when I was 10. 🤷🏻

Me & the Boyy. We donated some money to his nursery's new garden, so, as a kind gesture, they put his name on a plaque with what we bought. ☺️ The nursery has been amazing and we wish them all the best for the future.

At last, a good news story that warms the cockles/Gulf Stream.

$800 billion 🥴

I’m sitting listening to Point Blank’s Dimension of Sound while watching planes take off from Birmingham Airport on TV. Living the dream 😂

Easy, have a steady supply of drugs.

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😂

Crying at this 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Hare & Hounds decent night out In Birmingham

On @lbc.co.uk from 7: shooting at Trump dinner overnight, we’ll bring you the latest plus do you support Monday’s fuel protest? And how have we ended up with so many poor quality politicians at a time when we could really do with some good ones? 0345 6060973 x

I'm taking one for the team this morning by taking all three kids to Jump Nation for a birthday party. 😭😭😭😭😭

All those guns and they can't even hit a big orange blob.

I have a signed copy of *Perceptions Of A Renegade Mind* by David Icke; I know my shit 😂

Fuck you, chemtrails.

Oofffff

BAGGIES

In all fairness, this is the funniest thing Russell Brand has ever done.

From 7: Was Harry speaking for Britain with his broadside against USA response to Ukraine? Should royals cancel USA trip in support of the Falkland Islanders and compulsory patriotism in skools. Thoughts please 0345 6060973 x ps pic is the studio gallery Aaron’s waving x

No words

I believe Kier Starmmer is being shafted by those around him, personally. Surrounded by fools both past and present.

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I have one day off 🙄

It’s been a washing machine compartment cleaning kinda morning.

Charlie doesn’t like meatballs, apparently. 🤨 Loves them at nursery though 😑

I was the only person in the cinema this morning. I loved it.

It’s been a good three years since I last went swimming. 🏊‍♂️