I think the MC in Dispatch is safe from my wrath because it's superheroes and I'm so burnt out on the genre. it's the same devs that worked on tales from the borderlands and he is basically Rhys Volume 2, so they KNOW how to catch that lightning in a bottle

#smtv studies from 2022 #megaten

hm. I'm gonna make a bad decision tonight

Divaaaa #Devilman #デビルマン

an omegaverse porn streaming service called knotflix

still thinking about the hognose snake named cunt

you should be allowed to do absolutely nothing the week between Christmas and new years. just vegetate until the next year rolls around and we gotta do this shit all over again

festive Lego set + annual Die Hard rewatch to round out the holiday

@ratbastian37.bsky.social @harrowharuspex.bsky.social

my mom asked what I wanted for my 30th birthday and when I said "I really want [snake species]" she looked at me like a grew a second head and said "don't you have enough???" it's rough out here

I think sissel missed me. titty grab (yes it hurts)

DOD

It crimmus 🎄 [ #cuteart #illustration ]

Happy almost christmas~

he sickens me

Annual reminder that Ghost Trick is ALSO an Almost Christmas game! Celebrate the holidays with Shu Takumi’s magnum opus!

thinking of her

🙏

downright fucking FESTIVE

The Metamorphosis good end

the more I reframe my difficulties within the context of ADHD, the more it makes sense, but that just makes me think it's confirmation bias. sigh

"This story doesn't need a sandworm" This is almost always wrong. Arguably, EVERY story benefits from adding a huge subterranean worm with quasi-mystical or semi-supernatural powers, or equivalent (similar to Moby Dick). Obviously the bigger the worm, the more literary quality it adds.

cracked the side of one of my 20gals 😑

please give me strength to clean up my Doom Pile of plastic containers and reptile equipment in my room. I'm pretty sure I lost like 2 thermostats in there

this post is killing me

It’s time for some nice sweaters [oc]

Wishing a joyous Coelacanth Day to all! The “living fossil” known only from paleontology and long assumed to be extinct was found to be still among us on this day in 1938.

eyes are optional

accidentally ordered a copy of Gray's anatomy with my dad's Christmas gift. I'm sure he'll love it

if my coworker I share a wall with loudly blows her nose and sniffles for 5 minutes straight again I'm going to get on all fours and start barking

wip on a new beastie for a faithful client 😭🩷 I've done all of her tattoos!!

my PCP is also out of the office until January I am IN HELL

I'm listening to a read-along of That Hockey Novel and kind of astounded people are having a like...pearl-clutchy reaction to this? this is QUINTESSENTIAL fanfic material, I've read hundreds of fics exactly like this and I ate it up every time. be so for real rn

so my parents are picking up Three Entire Puppies next weekend and I cannot wait (2 of them are for friends/my dad's former clients that had Kate's puppies and want to do business with him again. they trust his judgement)

every day this becomes more true

so many medications I take do the exact opposite of what they're supposed to do to me...what gives bro. maybe if I take tranquilizers I'll be able to stay up all day

I was a fool and cleaned my bedsheets before drinking, and now I need to put the sheets back on my bed before I go to sleep and it is going to take every ounce of my willpower to do this

"max, bring my paraphernalia wagon"

don't give up fat tanuki

is the lesbian Christmas lights scene in the live action Grinch toxic yuri?

no one saw that

grinchwatch 2025 I am going to get so intoxicated

Was a big fan of the monolith from 2001, had no idea it visited Epstein Island. Donating my Blu-Ray to charity.

androphagos Indica: the manticore (coloured pencils and watercolour on bristol)

How bout now? - Releases for streaming Jan 02 2026

I'm pretty sure I'd do fuck live-action, marry cel animated, and kill CGI. no I will not explain myself. but I may change my mind! who knows

sitting in my car in a parking lot and watching someone pull up next to me with the most horrendous parking job I've ever seen: