So an interesting fact about me is that I decided to do an alcohol-free 2026 so I could stop wasting time on silly things. Turns out I'm yet to rewrite the great American novel but I do have really smooth balls. Win.

Happy August Ponthier full-length debut album day! I love them so much youtu.be/KzeGCmiMLYQ?...

Valentine's Exclusives on Subscribestar! 💕Good Girl JOI. Be good for me and stay under the covers. Ill make you feel good on the day you secretly love 💕Good Boy JOI. Ill worship you as long as you promise to make me messy And more 👀

Tw: rape, trauma, heavy psychological horror You thought id go soft on you for Valentines Day? Oh no. Tags for tomorrow's audio. Its a heavy one so PLEASE. MIND. THE. TAGS. Happy Valentines Day, fuckmeat. 📝 @fischji.bsky.social 🗣 Me (An additional aftercare audio will be available 💕)

So will someone let me try this for feral friday or do you hate progress? 👉👈

Anyway... *taps thursday sign* Thighs assemble!

Chat is there a M4F equivalent of the titty-fuck? Maybe like balls either side of the clit or something along those lines? (Yes I AM having a productive day thanks for asking)

This is... unlikely. BUT, if we have moots why not get them something nice?

A little sad poem for if Valetines isn't for you

There used to be a thing at the pop music mines where you'd listen for the first "FUCKING HELL" moment of the year; the moment where an artist surprises or reinvents the genre to such an extent that all you can do is shout "FUCKING HELL" in sheer glee. Well, here's the EA equivalent. Be excited.

Apologies! Previous post crossed into thigh territory and the union got on at me about it. Here's ass

Once on Valentine's Day I caught a train from London to Paris just to sit on the bench used in the film Les Amantes Du Pont Neuf (a banger, btw) before coming home again. I barely spoke to a soul but it is my most ardent belief that the universe will someday pay me back for that gesture.

Lets play a game. 💥 Tip goal is £70 💥 Reach the goal and you get a wet, slippery titty fucking video 🤭😉 ko-fi.com/seasonofthev... ♡+↻

Ask and ye shall receive

Tuesday tummy tings

Today I went out without a coat and came home and made chickpea salad for dinner. Calling it early: spring has sprung

This is amazing! This community seems to have formed a cluster just southwest of Belgian Progressive Media And Politics

Monday again. Let's look that motherfucker right in the eye and get to work (in mono obvs)

Right can someone explain the superbowl and who I should support? Fyi my sporting preference is for teams who are quite shit and haven't won anything for at least before I was born

When Sunny asks Sunny gets. This should be a universal human principle. (Ideally in a less ramshackle way than this but voila)

WITHOUT ANY MEANING WE'RE JUST SKIN AND BONE, LIKE BEAUTIFUL ROBOTS DANCING ALONE youtu.be/rGkpoGZOzpo?...

if i could i would keep my friends safely housed eat churros cake once a month have enough to give what i wish be able to send hugs that reach over the distances between us cause fuck i wanna hug you close and tell you youre not alone and that youre so so loved

It’s the 1st weekend in months that im allowing myself to take a break from filming ○|￣|_ If I’ve been your escape, or your quiet pleasure it would mean the world to me if you tossed a tip my way or joined my tip trail 💜 𖹭𖹭 #sweetsayer #lewdsky #spicycreators #nsfwsky #realnsfw #fansly 𖹭𖹭

I don't really do social media other than this space and I'm not saying it's an unreliable prism through which to view the world but I cannot tell you the extent to which large swathes of society are not actually hot as fuck with great opinions It surprised me as well

Prepare the horses! Today we ride! (To east Manchester, to ask people very politely if they'd kindly consider not voting for a racist cunt)

There is absolutely nothing I love more than an opening ceremony. Absolutely camp as tits

Feral but discreet about it. Stealth feral, if you will

Right, that's enough thinking for a Thursday. Let's get thigh

This isn't necessarily a bad thing btw. Worth remembering that Morpheus isn't real and Neo is not coming to save us. We're going to have to figure out the world ourselves in all its messy complexity.

We're gonna be without gas for about 6 or 7 months so anything will be appreciated!🥰

Anyone else feel like getting older mainly involves knowing things with less certainty? I used to read Chomsky like he was explaining the secrets of the universe but it would appear he is both a misogynist and a dick. It's somehow harder to know what to believe in. share.google/8TjqawDo1910...

Hey girl do you wanna see me slide a massive load into your tight inner circle or are we not that bothered about the Winter Olympics?

Wagon day yeah? 🍑

It's fine to open the curtains like this on a wagon wednesday, right? That's like an ancient legal protection or something?

MOOT DREAM!

Last nights audio drop www.reddit.com/r/gonewildau... Art: @artistscouch.bsky.social 😘

'Tuesday'

When you think about it, it's a relatively new thing for humans to live without believing god or fate is calling the shots and so that responsibility of choice can feel like a lot, right? My advice is start small: decide on your coffee and back yourself to figure the rest out as you go along.

The original Groundhog Day poster is a timely reminder that humans were perfectly capable of taking terrible design concepts and executing them appallingly years before AI stepped up to fulfil that role. Good times...

Mono sans hair because all aesthetics are valid. And if you feel like I've already posted it then maybe there's something in this groundhog day business after all, right?

Also, tennis season is upon us and I haven't made a single vagina-related joke about the Australian Open. I like to think this shows growth

Felicitous February! Today we, erm, foam and face our foes

This is actually less depressing than you'd imagine. Turns out most people aren't objectionable racists. It's not remotely sexy but we need to organise, engage and put the work in and these fuckers can be beaten at the ballot box. Same applies wherever you live.

No one talks enough about how this painting by Norman fucking Rockwell depicts a man who has chosen to buy a shirt which is fastened with a zip. I actually don't care what he's got to say - he's an idiot

This weekend I'm going to be knocking on people's doors, in the rain, and trying to persuade them not to vote for bastards. I hate that it's come to this

Fusion fashion for when it's feral friday but also date night. Where would you like me to take you?

Fusion fashion for when it's feral friday but also date night. Where would you like me to take you?

NO MEANING

Right charge your toys, everyone. I've 'done' Bridgerton (nb I'm yet to actually watch it but I'd be amazed if this isn't broadly accurate)

Are ALL the femmes watching Bridgerton today?