You know that bit when Artemis went behind the moon and they were out of signal? Do you reckon they did it? Has anyone bagsied writing a thing about this?

Question! Do you have one particular body type that you like at the exclusion of all others? I absolutely... don't

For the heathens

Protect the queen, everyone

CW fake blood Today in the Easter story, Jesus went and accused Thomas of chatting shit about the resurrection and showed him his wounds to prove it and Thomas was all "soz mate we good?" and jesus was like "yeah but you're getting a nickname" (It's all in the gospel according to feral friday)

On a handwriting theme, does anyone else know shorthand? We should post utter filth like SPIES (but only in teeline)

Haha absolute shitshow

Bonus thighsday because I like to give

Now into hour two of attempting to replace a printer cartridge... youtu.be/9bdLTPNrlEg?...

Thighs (It's been sunny here)

Me responding to all my friends texts at 7 am bc I struggle to hold conversations past 6 pm when normal people do

It was here when I moved in, alright? Don't judge me

Is this... ass? anything?

American friends! You may not love the Dems but if you spend your political life waiting for perfect rather than better you're in for a very miserable time of things. Get involved, sit in boring meetings, knock doors, deliver leaflets, whatever you can do. Defeating fascism is within your grasp.

I'll post pussy and be fine but showing my tits off makes me so shy lol. Do you think I'm pretty? 👉🏻👈🏻

A loong time ago I had one of those friends-with-feelings relationships - a bit like Tim and Dawn in The Office minus the happy ending - and last night, despite all the life that has passed since, my subconscious decided I needed to have a really emotionally intense dream about them. I feel unusual!

Footage of 'Storm Dave' (this was an actual thing here) for mono motion monday

No god only religion now

Always stay kind. But don’t let anyone take your kindness for weakness

So this went kinda wild this week

Inspired by today’s post by @elliehunterxo.bsky.social and a post by @andlikewaterlilies.bsky.social yesterday, I’ve been thinking: How old is too old to be making smut? plwrites.blog/2026/04/03/h...

Social media platforms have - for the first time in literally forever - made it possible for women to profit from their sexuality without exploitation by a nefarious man. So of fucking COURSE they're going after them...

Finally got round to watching Wuthering Heights and omg! Does anyone fancy coming to stand in the rain and YEARN?

Happy christ on the cross day everyone

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I suppose we'll never really know what they ate at the last supper but I bet you a fiver Jesus ordered for the whole table. Just got that vibe, hasn't he? "Guys you have GOT to try the levantine bread in this place..."

Albert lore: when I was little I had this elderly relative who'd fought in the desert in WWII and was quietly tough and never really spoke about it but he did once say "It taught me one thing, lad, when yer older by 'eck shave those pits." Positive masculinity, right there

So, like, astronauts are obviously stooges of the military-industrial complex but this is sick!

Thank you so much for the tips last night, I believe we can still make it by the 3rd! If I can get a few sales each day between now and then, it would pretty much be enough This is my only source of income 🙏🏾🧚🏽‍♀️ ko-fi.com/feelgoodfair...

Some tummy for 'tis tuesday

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Imagine looking like this and that not even being the hottest thing about you. Ziggy is such a blessing

Getting overly-competitive on the community litter pick

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Monday morning mono

Currently watching The Proposal and Ryan Reynolds wasn't always good at being funny, was he?

Face: gone That's more than enough of that, frankly

Buzzin to be at the Vatican for the start of holy week

Coffee and contemplation. The cornerstone of a successful saturday

Seeking volunteering opportunities and the chance to give back to society 👉👈

Tip Virgo, everyone! She's doing something very big and brave and deserves all the time to recuperate

Once more unto academia, which, it turns out, is not a type of nut. I know that now.

if the sex doesn’t make us wanna say ”i love you” while trying to catch our breath after cumming together then what are we even doing

So I watched this thing on the BBC last night where a female presenter interviewed - with some skill - five Epstein survivors and all I've thought about since is how fucking gross men can be. If I - or any man - does something that makes you feel even 1% uncomfortable on here please please say.

My queens

Thighsday with artistic pretensions

THIS THIS THIS!

Sharing and running away because I’m feeling extremely ashamed and small Thank you to everyone who continues to share and support, I hope you know that it all matters to me, thank you 🧚🏽‍♀️ ko-fi.com/feelgoodfair...

In the middle of the maddest hail storm. What's hail's deal? It's the most emo of all the weathers

Oh no my towel has slipped on ass day of all days what are the chances?