Oh it’s me 😊

Airports (flying in general) expose the dumb amongst us.

My biggest kink is being nosey. Information turns me onnnn.

Where did Grey’s Anatomy lose you?

How the fag stole Christmas 😂😂😂

So much great music this year! Let the judgment begin!

I think I’m in my soft dom era.

Is Andrew Christian still a thing?

I always say “hi” and “good morning” to the security and front desk people at work. Because if they snap one day, I want to have some goodwill.

If you know who this is, we can be friends.

I love that there are some little boys who will fall in love with musicals because of Wicked and, one day, when they realize they are gay, will look back and know that their first crush, Jonathan Bailey, was an openly gay man! It’s just delightful.

Dogs are so weird lol.

“In da clurb, we all fam.” is the new “very demure, very mindful.” No I will not be explaining.

How are people out here living double lives? I live one life and I’m EXHAUSTED. 😩

Whole time, they stopped typing two minutes ago.

I’m too shy to be as horny as I am.

Imagine if Slack had read-receipts.

My neighborhood bar is playing ATLA during happy hour. I love this for me.

Kinda lovely not seeing any “like for the full pic” posts.

I thought “fcf” stood for flaccid cock Friday 😆

Where the Tinashe lovers at???

I really need a gym with a sauna 😭

this is for Black Folk ONLY: How did you get that scar on your knee? And what were you doing? 👀

I hate that morning workouts really do set the tone of my day for the better.

When you job actually makes you EARN your paycheck.

BlueSky feels like the end of Mean Girls… Finally Girl World was at peace ☺️

Watching this home renovation show and, as a gay, I have a very different interpretation of “backsplash.”

I wonder what my bounce rate on Grindr is…

Sniffies had so much potential

and nobody tell Stacey Dash where we at!

Introduce yourself with one album 🤭

So, when y’all throwing shade at somebody on the skyline. That’s a subskeet. 🤭

No, but I’m like obsessed.

Just completed my first project at work.

Trying to get my weight up!

I think one of the biggest betrayals as an adult is checking the weather, dressing accordingly and it BEING WRONG!

Gays after adding “FF” to their profiles.

Twitter is like that one party you stayed at too long, and now the lights have finally come on. We finally all see how gross the floor is.

Twitter saw it first.

Who else fleeing Twitter??

Latto’s real name is Alyssa Stephens. I was not prepared for that information.

Enough already with the gold finishings in these new homes. It’s overdone. It’s tired. Stop. (No offense to you if you have them but consider a reno?)

I feel the rush!

I feel like if we were to trace society back to a singular breaking point, it would be the fall of songs over 3 minutes.

As an adult, you have to have ad free on all the streamers. All you see are commercials for Ozempic, anti-depressants, back pain treatment, and home owners insurance. I’m tired. Where’s the joy?

Anyone else watching “Swiping America”?

Me watching everyone rush to Threads.

Maybe just one glass of wine before bed.

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