Everyone knows: Girls go to college to get more knowledge Boys go to Jupiter to get more stupider But did you know: Theys go to Mars to get more candy bars

You report business scams to the BBB. I report them to the BBBB (big butt billy bass). We are not the same.

They finally made the milk from that hotel

🎶I could be brown I could be BLUE DA BA DEE DA BA DI DA BA DEE DA BA DI DA BA DEE DA BA DI🎶

Switch 2???? Yea I'm a Switch, too, but you don't hear me bragging about it

It's not new years without our Black Eyed Peas for dinner

New year same bitch

Ok is anyone else playing Palia? It's my current cozy/comfort game and current special interest! Also I have a secret attic filled with treasure and I'm flirting with EVERYONE

🎶Last Christmas I gave you my heart The very next day I flew to L.A. Down here I've discovered I'm queer And like taking dick up my asshole🎶

Reskeeting so no one misses it this year either!!!

I am here for you. I'm not on here often but notifications are on. You need someone safe, I am here. You have my permission to do what you need to stay safe - keep offline, call into work, skip class. You are valid and you matter

Perk of being my friend: videos of my kitten chasing treats while 90 day fiance plays in the background

@rangerfrog.bsky.social I didn't realize you were visiting! Should've said hi

🎶 I take my whiskey neat My coffee black And my dicking deep 🎶

ITS OK TO DO NOTHING - dashare.zone ADMIN

Oh the 90s, back when boys were men and girls were, well, spiced.

Y'all ever have your fortunes just read you for filth?

D&D was cancelled tonight so now I have to sit on the name of my auditorium "Iambic Pentatheater" for a whole ass week!

@identeco.bsky.social I can't see any more recent episodes of the podcast than Ep 2x06 of Chaos Inc "The Path" on my podcast player! It says that's ep 100 so it might be a feed setting (I had a similar issue with podbean once and had to adjust a setting to show more episodes)

I just think it's really fucked up that Jack claims to not know what the "white things in the air" are, but then shows he knows what a snowball is when he's astonished that kids are throwing them instead of heads.

Happy birthday @thevikingbear.bsky.social I hope it's a good one!

Y'all... Smoothie king is tripping. My birthday reward isn't even a free smoothie, it's a smoothie for $2?!

🎶I love eating ass So bend over the table and spread em, baby I love eating ass So drop your pants and get wet for me🎶

It's called art. Look it up

Mood

🎶wake me up before you go go Because I'm planning on eating rolos🎶

I could never live in a no outlet neighborhood. No shade if you do, I just couldn't deal with leaving my house every time I needed to charge my phone

Moth Slime 😎😎

Sometimes you just gotta give it up for your ADHD wife

Throwback to when I made an adopted half-orc sister to @twatts-up.bsky.social but forgot to tell her I didn't take orcish because my PC was not smart

Birb on the neighbors fence! I'm sure it'd love to grab her little Chihuahuas

Wedding pics and bathroom selfie tour for @twatts-up.bsky.social

The Pepto Glizzmol both causes and cures heartburn

skeet and reskeet were in a boat

New pup who dis?

She wants my food