Welp

Six books in November!

this is SO fuckin cool

Also I did my make up for the evening. I should’ve done a bit more blush for the “cold” look I was going for.

“The Plight Before Christmas” is the best Xmas episodes of Bob’s Burgers, if not the best Xmas episode in all of Television. I said what I said

A city did a drone show with the Christmas tree light and it was pretty cool!

Katie has always had a weird obsession with scissors. If they’re in her reach she’s gonna steal them. We’re making paper snowflakes and there are three pairs laying around and she’s having the time of her life

I have a feeling my kid is gonna be a FanFic girly

Feeling very 2016 and overdressed for breakfast

Me, an atheist: Your holiness I stand ready to join the crusade against the demonic computers

A year ago I got Shingles, I still get pain in my right arm from it. All because I got chicken pox as a kid Vaccinate your kids, folks

There is tots this morning in the cafeteria and nacho bar for lunch so I’m pretty stoked for the day

Bought Moxie a fancy glass

A new piece of Hunger Games media drops and immediately the fan edits start and I’m locked in

I tried to get a photo of Dexter with his Christmas bow tie but he wasn’t being cooperative

I’m gonna be honest yall. I don’t 🏴‍☠️ because I don’t know how and at this point I’m too afraid to ask

Another day, another fight with a white man about how racists stereotypes are harmful even if they aren’t “meant to be”

The new Libby holds system is really fucking up my reading system

pretty cool that Democrat Senators just all agreed to do whatever this guy wants for no reason

You’d think with how concerned insurance companies are with money they wouldn’t send ads to my mom Who never lived in this house And died 3 years before we even bought it

Gemini: Stop blaming yourself for things you can’t control and start blaming yourself for your terrible choices.

Moxie: my favorite letters are M, O, X, I, E and F Caleb: Why “and F”? Moxie: I DIDNT SAY “Y”!!!

Grief is weird because MOM THERE IS SOME FACEBOOK DRAMA I WANT TO TELL YOU ABOUT

He’s a big baby

This is so on-the-nose I thought it was an photoshopped image for an The Onion article

Nature is healing

I missed hitting my 50th book, and I read 9 books in October!

“And Steven!”

Continuing the time honored Halloween tradition of finishing my kids costume the day of Trick or Treat

“No children’s hospitals” has a lot more to do with lack of access to care. Many areas did (and some still) would just have pediatric wings. Also Rob Schnieder is just a fucking idiot, he’s from San Fransisco & The Children’s Hopsital of Oakland was founded in *1914*

Had an Arrested Development moment when we drove past a church and moxie asked what all the little t’s were for

If I had explain American history in one sentence, I could do worse than "John Brown was hung for treason, but Robert E. Lee was not."

Please be conscious if you protest this weekend that there are feds at the protest. They look like you and they sound like you, not like Steve Buscemi in that one clip with the skateboard. Thinking you can spot them is self delusion. Nobody you haven’t met needs to know your last name.

too spooky :(

30-50 feral frogs

Should’ve done a small amount of research before I suggested to moxie a pink lion stuffie for her Steven universe costume

Hiding in the bathroom so long the motion sensor lights turned off

Finished book 45 last night!

Yesterday we had a such a good day. We went out to lunch and all our lunches came with pickles so I got three pickles to eat.

Dexter’s changed into his fall wardrobe (He was mad at me all even yesterday for changing his bow tie)

WAIT A MINUTE I have to verify my age to *direct message*

Why would Biden's autopen, Hunter's laptop, and Clinton's emails shut the government down like this?

September reads! A slower month this past month. I’m trying to get back to the gym/running so Fourth Wing was a re-read I listened to as graphic audio

Well, we’ve reached the stage in life were we’ve had to tell Mox to stop reading so she can get some sleep 😂

The most handsome boy

Art by @arcanevice.bsky.social

My favourite part of rapture tiktok is where people are leaving stores of food and other necessary things for those of us left behind - like yall couldn't be that charitable without threat of rapture??? 😭

Jesus: no one will know the day nor the hour when I them: shut up Jesus it's chuesday innit

Audit today & my mom’s birthday wooooo