Teddy Swolesevelt
@instant-oatmeal.bsky.social
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Beef+Cake = the eternal struggle of SoftBro💪🦄 vs HardBro💪🦍
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One center part away from old timey strongman (for Halloween (or for life...))
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One center part away from old timey strongman (for Halloween (or for life...))
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We have to practice this pose together in person, I have some pointers 😉
add a skeleton here at some point
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Back tho
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Casey
about 1 month ago
Within you there are two wolves: 1.) Wow it is embarrassing to be so delighted with pictures of myself. 2.) hehe arm big
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Kaysuo
about 1 month ago
Tummy Tuesday & Biceptember in one pic 😋 OC Josh is such a big boy ❤️💦
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It's nice being at a place where I really like what I see in the mirror.
about 1 month ago
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It's nice being at a place where I really like what I see in the mirror.
about 1 month ago
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Trying to turn beefcakeness into a profession
about 2 months ago
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It's been a beefy summer
about 2 months ago
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Three years of celebrating Pride at the gay beach adds up to me being the Powerpuff Girls?
3 months ago
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pork, cheese, broccoli rabe
4 months ago
amtrak’s marketing team gets it
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"Red meat, including beef, is a complete protein source."
4 months ago
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💪+(insert mustache emoji)
4 months ago
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Bullrilla 🐂🦍
4 months ago
If I can't plant my face in a big fat belly after working all day then what's even the point?
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Lemon thighs
5 months ago
Thick thighs save lives
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Arak.e
5 months ago
Summer
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Did a lot of squats this week
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🍄🟫
5 months ago
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Jeeves, are tears and sweat chemically the same thing?
5 months ago
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It's ok, the Lady Gaga Coachella Bad Romance monster fingers can't hurt you
6 months ago
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Big Boys Drink Milk
6 months ago
Bringing this over from Tumblr: Be proud of where you started. Be proud of your roots. Be proud of your growth. Be the kind of person that, when you look back, you will be thankful that that person was building the path for you.
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I don't think I'm emotionally feeling the spin bike, but my legs might be
6 months ago
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Maybe a jock under leggings should be my default
6 months ago
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Still trying to figure out if I like thongs 🤔
7 months ago
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The past tense of treat should be trote.
7 months ago
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I got a haircut.
7 months ago
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Trainer called me a "quad dom daddy" today he's right but...
7 months ago
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Still trying to figure out the vibe of this place
7 months ago
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A mustache with arms
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