2014: Elon Musk sees a Nissan Cube for the first time and thinks, "if they can make a car that looks like a wombat shit it out, I can make a truck that looks like a dumpster."

Somehow, people are still surprised that a man who brags about winning a golf tournament at his OWN GOLF CLUB in which he was the only participant would be as transparently desperate for attention as to make his own peace prize. The guy is a nihilist with an ego as fragile as his faux-Faberge decor.

The FIFA “peace prize” is about as trustworthy as the NASCAR Medal for Excellence in Water Purification or the World Boxing Organization’s Top Chef Award.

The #Bengals have scored 80–EIGHTY—points the past two weeks and they lost both games.

If you coach a team that scores 42 points and LOSE, you shouldn't have a job. Al Golden and Zac Taylor need to be fired. Duke Tobin should not have a job and, frankly, neither should a few of the players on the #Bengals defense. A complete failure on defense.

A few weeks ago, I would have been upset by this #Bengals loss. I'm back to expecting this now. The team has come full circle in the Zac Taylor era.

Oh, look: ANOTHER instance of Zac Taylor ripping failure from thje jaws of success.

#Bengals scores this year, so far: 17-16 win (Cleveland) 31-27 win (Jacksonville) 10-48 loss (Minnesota) 3-28 loss (Denver) 24-37 loss (Detroit) 18-27 loss (Packers) 33-31 win (Steelers) 38-39 loss (Jets) 27-31 losing (Chicago) 5 of 9 games giving up 30+ points is unacceptable.

Caleb Williams could retire and start a family, raise the kids, and send them to college in the time the #Bengals are giving him.

The #Bengals are somehow about to head into halftime with a lead after getting outplayed for the entire game.

I haven’t felt this uninspired by the #Bengals since 2019. And that’s despite some really great performances and solid play from Joe Flacco.

The Al Golden shower has begun for the #Bengals. Just a massive barrage of runs with little-to-no-resistance.

An article on #aphantasia.

Good people do exist! Thank you, Jessica.

Some of these companies are likely preemptively giving into glorified extortion.

The phrase "I am going to take a shit" must be a tough one to learn for people who do not speak English. I mean, taken literally, it refers to the opposite of what we generally hope to imply. It's more like "gathering manure" or "cleaning out a litter box" than emptying one's bowels.

WHO DEY!

I kinda like the idea of bringing Brian Callahan back. I mean, maybe he could inject some life into Zac Taylor’s playcalling.

Watching some Democrats continue to blame Jill Stein is something else. To not see the same misogyny they decry as factoring in their own recent losses in such scapegoating is disheartening.

Yes, but to be fair, they didn’t really report on the health of the last guy, either.

AI overviews are so stupid sometimes. For instance, I looked up information about passengers traveling on cargo ships and the AI summary included this long-winded thing about how there is "less luxury and all food is prepared by Filipino chefs."

Oh, I get it now. Republicans want a smaller government so they keep shutting it down. There's nothing smaller than zero.

Putting tariffs on films made outside of Hollywood is an excellent idea. It will help to finally bring nature documentaries about Antarctic wildlife back to American shores where they belong! Oh, wait. My bad. It's just another incredibly stupid thing in a long list of staggeringly terrible ideas.

The fact the Ryan Rehkow has punted for more yards than the #Bengals offense has gained through a full month of the NFL season is a staggering statistic.

Reading Henry V's lines as Trump is surprisingly effective at illustrating how the king refuses to admit he can make mistakes, places blame on other people, uses logical fallacies with reckless abandon, doesn't respect a lot of people, loves power, & is fine with people dying if it advances his aims

The childlike conception of global economics undergirding this colossally stupid tariff policy is staggering in its ineptitude.

Why should the humanities be a central part of education? Because we now have an HHS secretary who does not understand what post hoc ergo propter hoc is.

Just in case you were confused, RFK, Jr.’s Tylenol——>autism B.S. is misogynistic

I can’t wait to see some locker room video sponsored by Kettering Health where Zac Taylor praises the team for “not giving up” and “handling adversity.” #Bengals #WhoDey #ThisOneHurts

I’ve been to a lot of Bengals games over the years…and I’ve seen some lousy games, but this is next-level “Remember the 90s” stuff.

Go Packers.

This game is a fucking disaster. Oh, my God. #Bengals #WhoDey

Watching the #Bengals play the #Vikings in Minnesota. Who Dey!

Donald Trump, who also visited Windsor Castle in 2018, just stated that he is the “first American president” to have visited. However, Presidents Wilson (1918), Eisenhower (1959), Nixon (1969), Reagan (1982), Clinton (1994 & 2000), Bush 2.0 (2003), Obama (2016), & Biden (2021) did, too.

Does Ivermectin kill brain worms? Asking for a “friend.”

Well, that’s encouraging, at least. Thanks so much to Dr. Jacobs for her thoughtful, scientifically-sound commentary on the ACIP meetings.

I remember when I actually trusted the CDC for information, but that was way back in 2024 or early 2025.

Not that anyone expects it to happen again with Joe Burrow and Jake Browning, but #Bengals fans might want to remember that, in 1972, Bob Griese got hurt in Week 5 for the #Dolphins and Earl Morrall stepped up and the team did pretty well, if I'm not mistaken. #WhoDey

No #Bengals fans think Jake Browning will be 1999 Kurt Warner, but we would love to see a 2017 Nick Foles performance. #WhoDey

Jake Browning? Who Dey!! 2-0.

I remember the first time I heard Coldplay and thought, "man, Sting has really gone downhill."

I saw the term "stroke" was trending on The Other Site...and, boy, those pictures and videos do not look good.

That may have been the ugliest possible victory, but the #Bengals pull it off. The offense could not get past Myles Garrett, but the defense--the DEFENSE--won the game for them (with some help from Cleveland's kicking unit). But, ugly as it was, I'll take it: #WHODEY! 1-0, it's been a while.

Who Dey!

In less than two days, the #Bengals will be playing meaningful football again.

Pretty much.

RFK, Jr. is as fit to be Secretary of Health and Human Services as a Flat Earther is to lead NASA.

RFK, Jr.: I'm going to release a report to prove that vaccines cause autism! [A few months pass] RFKJR: I mean, uh, Tylenol and folate deficiencies cause autism!

In a feat hitherto thought impossible, the Trump administration has the NRA defending trans rights. Or, at least, one trans right.

RFK, Jr.'s autism report sounds like an absolute shitshow, suggesting Tylenol use during pregnancy "might" cause autism while folate supplementation "may" "treat" "some forms of autism." That man is a threat to public health.