Telling your OC lore out loud to friends is so funny because it looks cool and poignant in your head and then actively telling it makes you feel like a 3 year old holding an etch a sketch

Strawberry economics

this place is far from perfect but you gotta be smoking an surreal amount of penis if you think this place is as bad as twitter. personally i really enjoy not being subjected to horrid stuff tailor made to to make me mad multiple times a day

Sweet water

Trying to do a ref of Dysmas yet again

About to be late to work on an Event Saturday bc the dunkin line has trapped me like a pitcher plant. But I'll have 3 days off maybe I can draw something fucked up and horny

homosapiens who lived concurrent with neanderthals didnt know that there was any difference between them. to them neanderthal bush was just bush

SCREAMING THIS FROM THE FUCKING ROOFTOPS

no more mass appeal

TOLD YOU I'D BE BACK #bg3 | #oc:dysmas | #wyllravengard | #teratophilia

stopping myself before this drawing becomes any more complicated this was just gonna be a quick sketchhhh #bg3 | #mermay | #oc:dysmas | #wyllravengard | #nsfwart

multishipping a character is a sign of my respect. i’m bestowing upon them the greatest honour i know: slut

Full version of this and several other drawings are up now on my Patreon!! www.patreon.com/posts/158722... (note there are a couple preg kink pieces for mayternity just fyi)

It takes very little time to do this. Do it.

my other fun Dysmas fact is that for a good while he has a really difficult time actually getting off. likely due to the previously mentioned "can't remember what he likes" problem. it takes experimentation and patience. he's the kinda guy who needs a lot of...extra attention

he's exploring #bg3 | #wyllravengard | #oc:dysmas

he's exploring #bg3 | #wyllravengard | #oc:dysmas

One of my fun facts about Dysmas is he has no recollection of what he is into sexually, he probably SHOULDN'T, he's trying to figure out new things, and he's extremely suggestible so he will try almost Whatever

My birthday is in like a month and im genuinely tempted to use any gift money I get for art commissions. Who's ok getting paid in dunkin donuts gift cards

I was reading the fic Redcrumbs (link in thread) and it got me thinking about what they'd look like at different ages #EmmrichVolkarin #LucanisDellamorte #emmcanis

DO NOT SQUANDER!! #ART

t-boy vagina. That is all

Bottom two and second page YCHs still available. Those who snatch them TODAY I'll have them done by tonight/early tomorrow. Comment if interested. #nsfw #ych #bondage #ych

[2/2] If you're into really niche shit, every takedown is a potential disaster, because at least half the time it turns out that of eight billion people on the planet there was precisely one who possessed exactly the right intersection of interests and technical know-how to provide that resource.

I've rattled on about this before, but the notion that operational security is irrelevant for media piracy resources because if one gets taken down an identical replacement will be up and running by next week is really only true if the thing you're interested in pirating is, like, MCU movies. [1/2]

didn't I promise yall Maul getting himself some dick? #nsfwart

i got home in one piece and then my dog fucking bit me

Got some new brushes to play with but I work tonight (short shift thankfully) and ive been sick all week so idk what kind of energy I'll have. If im not a puddle I will make Bart dom Emmrich some more 🫡

Hmmm feeling the urge to look for a new main brush to use. I want to keep the haziness in my lines but with a little more control

thinking about Emmrich feeling guilty like he's a dirty old man for being horny about Bart but also he gets hard if you call him that 🥴 #dragonage | #emmrichvolkarin | #oc:bart | #nsfwart

lol they're literally installing this shit like supply chain malicious bloatware it's like the fucking search bars that would keep installing themselves and placing themselves under your browser address bar but automatically served by Google on purpose

the finale is upon us so have some Darth Maul sucking dick! #nsfwart

Lrp you could not get me to watch that with a gun to my head. What level of slop gooner do you have to be to want that. Sweet jesus

I would genuinely rather die than ever experience art in this manner

Day 30 #repostyourart “Whimsical” I went with the more “reckless” side of the whimsy definition but also I just love this piece still and wanna share it again 💚🙏 #emmrook #emmrichvolkarin #datv #dragonage

Perhaps I'll finally do smthn for mermay and introduce you to: Eel Dysmas Bull shark Bart Whatever else I think of idk

GET YOUR PUSSY UP #mermay

Replacing a whole ass serpentine belt assembly ANDDD the ac compressor. Im gonna throw up. so I will definitely start offering comms for car part money

GUESS WHOSE CAR DECIDED TO HAVE A PROBLEMMMMM its fixable but my god. Come on man. I am however done w classes for the summer so I might do little comms when I get organized. Until then umm here's my tip jar if u wanna support your local Ty ko-fi.com/sirsphinx

fellas is it gay to fuck the physical manifestation of all the ugliest (figuratively) parts of your husband there's Lore to this concept but thats for later. i just wanted to share monster Bart & reveal Bart's canonical metoidioplasty #dragonage | #emmrichvolkarin | #oc:bart | #teratophilia

to clarify i mean "ugliest parts" as in the shittiest parts of his personality. the condensed version here is that Bart has been turned into. that thing. via contact with a spirit. hes semi-possessed? more cursed i guess. anyway dont worry about it

fellas is it gay to fuck the physical manifestation of all the ugliest (figuratively) parts of your husband there's Lore to this concept but thats for later. i just wanted to share monster Bart & reveal Bart's canonical metoidioplasty #dragonage | #emmrichvolkarin | #oc:bart | #teratophilia

From a time when hours of darkness led people to gather in the safety around a fire to craft abd share stories to an utter lack of imagination and connection read from the blue light box that tracks your every move

🔥"Now I DRIVE the school bus!"🔥

I didn't even pause The Raid (2011) to tell my wife. Not to make a point or anything, it just wasn't as important as watching The Raid (2011). She found out on her own and agreed The Raid (2011) better warranted our attention.

Sphinx adopt! already up on my toyhouse, info below !