was finally able to get my hands on my dream plant today😭😭

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New snow boots !!

My lil baby 😭

when the game makes u look like a cheater 🤝

happy new year besties ✨🤝

went to the shop looking like this and I was asked to show id because I bought two cans of monster lmao

love this pin my sister got me for Christmas

my festive spirit amidst our grimly stupid reality (2025)

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Ellie is the most routine driven dog I’ve ever known, honestly. Yesterday she was prepared to go to my parents because we have been every Sunday in December. Today, a Monday, she wouldn’t move out of the car park when we were heading out for a walk because she was waiting for my parents

Ellie says goodnight 🫶🏻🙂‍↕️

For comparison, every robotic mission NASA has ever sent in its history, from the dawn of the Space Age 65 years ago to today, from Mercury to Pluto and beyond, has cost less than $40B. I know which one has done more for humankind and which one should be dismantled.

I’m here to ask u to look at my child and the photoshoot we had for this year’s Christmas card

Ellie is loving her advent calendar 🥹

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afternoon well spent 🙂‍↕️

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don’t talk to me or my daughter ever again 🙂‍↕️

been able to run for a week now without my lower back locking up 🙂‍↕️ love being back on my running bullshit

the average person out walking in the dark: a void, a shadow, no reflector or anything. Ellie and I:

So Ian Watkins is dead after being attacked in prison? Allow me to play the smallest violin 🎻

Actual saw a pigeon feed its babies today while at work ??

got cute new lamps for my windows 😌😌😌😌

ordered this lovely coat to upgrade from my old one I’ve had for almost a decade. I try it on and it looks like i’m a kid who’s put on their dad’s coat. it was so long it was hitting the floor. I hate being 5’0” sometimes 🫩 hate buying clothes lately because I feel lost w/ everything

true free speech is dead and conservatives killed it

When the boomers told me not to believe everything I read on the internet they were projecting like fucking crazy, and that contemptuous attitude kept them ignorant of the skills they’d need to even begin sorting it all out I think the most important untaught class in school is media literacy

BBC News captures Doctor Who himself Sylvester McCoy at the Trump protest seemingly unaware of who they're interviewing.

This is all he said.

it’s very funny to make a distinction between cancel culture and what this is, which is clear government supression of speech. cancel culture isn’t anti first amendment, but this specifically is! which is worse!

Report: You To Be Fired For Reading This Headline About Charlie Kirk

free speech but only if it doesnt huwt my feewies 🥺👉🏻👈🏻

I have *never* used ChatGPT. Not once. I’m not saying I’m better than you… oh fuck it, I’m better than you.

Silly Jimmy Kimmel. He should have just called for all homeless people to be killed and he’d still have a job.

The way this kid eats her apples 🥹

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when the new treat smells so good, you gotta rub yourself all over it 😮‍💨

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Weird how this is always go to Jupiter or live in the center of the earth but not “everyone has a good union job and healthcare”, like that’s the thing that is believing in unicorns

Discovering computer as an adult makes you go crazy. Discovering computer as a baby makes you go crazy. In all of human history, there will only ever be one generation to discover computer at the correct age: 13

What's your secret to being online all the time without contracting computer madness? For me it's being pure of heart

idk, there is something grimly vindicating about having always felt put off by the "this place can save us" / "we can sway the culture of this site if we post right" rhetoric of early bluesky's self-declared elders and still ending up exactly where the people running this show always said it'd end.

spent the last week with a fever, headache and a sore throat. finally thought my fever was on its way out Thursday night. then I wake up to food poisoning on Friday which spiked my fever lmao. this past week has felt like it’s been two weeks long. I better not be sick for the rest of the year 🫶🏻

It’s finally gone down to 11 degrees in the morning 😮‍💨 I’ve missed these crisp autumn mornings

my parents spent the last week in Greece. I asked them to get me a lafufu and it matches my labubu !!

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ITS HERE!!! 👹👹👹 Don’t mind my messy table rn