So… there’s maybe a chance of getting OFMD back? www.bloomberg.com/news/article...

Shit. FAA grounding all MD-11 and MD-11F planes.

Ugh, I am SO out of the loop on OFMD. That said, anyone here watch The Pitt? I’d love to make new Pitt friends. 💜

Ugh, my knee is a fucking mess. Brace off, it hurts less, but feels more unstable. Brace on, it hurts more, but feels less unstable. FML.

I haven’t watched any OFMD since the S2 finale, and I don’t envision myself watching it ever again.

Hey, any Pitt Crew on here? #ThePitt

Do you think Alex Horne jacks off to the image of Greg in his hot tub?

My monocle just popped out

Put it on Kylo. #putitonkylo

Apparently, since I’ve joined a certain fandom on Twitter, there apparently a limit to how horny-on-main can be. Not like with y’all fabulous OFMD and Kylux pervs.

Does being fucked with a crucifix count as religious trauma?

Stizzy

Gah. I think I’ve busted my left ACL. FUUUUUUUUUCK

A memorandum to my sciatic nerves: GO FUCK YOURSELVES Sincerely, Me

@disastershipblonde.bsky.social What are Ben and Izzy’s opinions on Cheeto Hitler’s visit to the UK? I imagine Ben’s take would be EPIC.

I have eaten so much dill pickle popcorn that I have chemical burned my tongue. That is all.

Another day, more disgusting hot flashes that makes me wish I could sleep on a snow drift. Ordered a freezable bed liner thing. We’ll see if it’s any good.

What's The Difference Between A Tory And A Bucket Of Shit? The Bucket. It's 2:00AM

TMI. Still menopausal. Still fucking boiling. I ordered some freezable… things. For hands, feet, neck, assorted body parts. If it’s possible to feel low progesterone, I’m there. My husband and I actually argued over which of Stan Rogers tunes was used in the landing video of the F-16 meme. 1/2

Chairman Mao’s favourite braised pork belly for supper. It’s basically a Hunanese hong shao ro.

FUCK MENOPAUSE. I’m so fucking hot right now and cold showers aren’t fixing it. 😬

Took my dog to beach park today and found some REALLy cool rocks. AUTISM! 💜

My FIL is on vacation this week visiting friends and our poor spoiled boy is having Feelings™️ about it. Below: Himself in happier times before his master cruelly abandoned him 😂

I’ve been hearing he’s dead. Can anyone confirm?

Look at this magnificent bastard (vegetable lasagna with eggplant, zucchini, and mushrooms).

I have Vera Lynn’s “We’ll Meet Again” stuck in my head. Which is somehow better than the radioactive Walmart shrimp song.

When they inevitably make a documentary about Taskmaster, will it be called “Your Time Starts Now”?

Awww, I’m getting followed by cute kitty accounts and I don’t know why! 💜

Friends, Romans, Countrymen, the 2025 Bonne Maman advent calendars are available.

There is some craaaaaaaazy restaurant drama going on over on the Tweeter.

Anyone have good recommendations for an app/program to learn Mandarin?

If you haven’t heard the song “Radioactive Shrimp from Walmart”, go listen to it. It’s the hit of the summer we’ve been desperately needing.

I hope this is real, because it’s fucking hilarious.

The RCMP are using Hatsune Miku as an incentive to increase enrolment. The fuck?

Izzy

TV survey! You are being asked to participate in a survey of TV viewers that is being conducted by Dr Suzanne Black based at the University of Edinburgh, Scotland, UK. Who can participate in this study? Anyone who watches TV, and especially if you have watched The Mandalorian or #OurFlagMeansDeath

Urgh. The whole right side of the undercarriage of my desk chair is crushed. I loathe having to spend money one and I also loathe the only place I can afford to buy one is Amazon.

Something from the sketchbook. Mixed media.

WHOAH

They’re rolling out an AI product at my husband’s workplace and half the tech-illiterate boomers can’t even figure out how to log into the Zoom training session. This’ll go great, I’m sure. 🙄

The hottest summer on record for your area is decidedly NOT the time to start menopause. Ugh, I’m fucking BOILING. 🥵

It turns out that at least part of solution to depression is eating a bunch of very expensive cheese. Mimolette, my beloved.

And, dear reader, I bought one.

My first time seeing S2 of the OG Scarlet Pimpernel. It’s hot garbage. Not even hot. It’s just garbage. I’m surprised Richard E. Grant consented to it.

I'm sorry, but I need you to see this rock that looks like a sandwich that I just found on Instagram.

Convince me I shouldn’t just for the joke. #OFMD

CJ

Is it just me, or are y’all seeing it too?