"Dear Journal. I did it, I finally killed Roger. Porkchop has been avenged. Skeeter helped me bury the body in Mr and Mrs Dink's yard, so that's the authorities taken care of in case shit goes sideways. Patti wore a cute turtleneck today."

Some people have a natural gift for storytelling, a way of conveying the most mundane experiences in a way that makes them suddenly unique and fascinating, by sharing a perspective you somehow never thought about before and portraying it perfectly through words and nuance into the mind of every […]

oh this is a goodun #transformers #toyphotography

new review video is a fully ripened collab with lai diaclona, with regard to Buzzworthy Troop-Builder Transformers who may have, at some point, encountered the Legacy of Bumblebee https://youtu.be/KJTY8qNUZno

Just finished making a German pancake with spiced cranberry jam and pepper bacon for #christmas brunch. And since I’m the only one awake so far, it’s all mine. 😋 #baking

RE: https://mastodon.social/@TFW2005/115780953892416496 Sgt. Primal of the 51st Infantry #transformers

I think I understand holiday gatherings now. If you invite enough people to the same house, then everybody has at least one person they can tolerate to hang out with.

With our new Age of the Primes Big Convoy having arrived, it's time to tweak the earlier Matrix Buster to fit his new iteration! #3dprint files now up at www.patreon.com/posts/146505714!

*groan* More #badchristmaspuns please, everyone. They keep me warm on these cold winter nights. https://mastodon.neilzone.co.uk/@neil/115768793457428402

This Christmas give the gift of great light piping and not being punched in the eye by your bosses's ex's new romantic partner.

Trying my hand at making a longform comic. Released 10 pages to read here thenecromancersspawn.thecomicseries.com Will update every Monday. #Comics #fediart #webcomic #creativetoots

When an entire class of technology states on the packaging that it was made in China but intended "for overseas use only," this should really give you pause before plugging it into your network. You will find this verbiage on a lot of Android TV streaming […] [Original post on infosec.exchange]

And this should be the final tweaked Matrix Buster for AotP Big Convoy; time to bring it all to life! 😉

Some more shots from my photography archive and another example of why my favourite Transformers are G1 cassettes. For such tiny little figures they have tons of personality.

Four kinds of #Christmas cookies done today: butter spritz, thin oatmeal, snickerdoodles, and Ghirardelli chocolate chip. They’ll be going in gift boxes to people whom I love but who probably wouldn’t appreciate the nut-and-fruit cookies I’d normally make for us […] [Original post on retro.pizza]

Merry Christmas from Serket The Xmas Dragon and Scorponok The Agnostic But Still Participant Mainly Because Of His Mum Scorpion.

Hey, I need a Matrix Buster too! 😅

Right, my sinus infection is pretty much gone and everyone else is still asleep. Time to start wrapping all the #christmas presents.

Young people these days don’t realize how much It’s a Wonderful Life used to just be ON. I first saw it when I was 15 when I was up at 4am on Christmas morning and I turned on the TV to wait for everyone else and it was just starting on some random broadcast channel. This is the ideal way to […]

Almost Christmas, so it's time to break out the traditional Missile Toad to really get into the festive mood 😁

Zoidberg voice: "I'm going for a scuttle."

F1 Just got more cut-throat (yes I know Dragstrip is an indy car shut up I'm tyred).

Gotta say, the wings definitely give him a presence. When this fucker arrives he'ds followed by bombastic classical music and an ominous Latin chorus.

But I don’t wanna practice self-care today. I wanna lay down on the couch and be a cookie-filled loaf.

For the last time, “My Favorite Things” from “The Sound of Music” is not a holiday song. It’s performed during a thunderstorm, for god’s sake.

Question. If Shockwave has a gunhand and then uses a handgun in his non-gunhand, is that dual wielding or just bad grammar? Cyberverse Shockwave is definitely a top-tier figure of the line despite the yoga-mode. The lanky legs and big chest and lack of square soldiers really sell this design.

Well, OBVIOUSLY I had to back this: https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/themightyorbots/mighty-orbots-deluxe-combining-12-figure-1985-edition #transformers #mightyorbots #kickstarter

I just realized that Michael Keaton’s “Batman Returns” counts as a Christmas movie, so guess what we’re watching this afternoon.

Awesomely printed out axalon interior by damnyouwillis (on threads) Thanks for sharing these shots! 📸

[Ukraine] RE: https://tomkahe.com/@GiftArticles/115707698154531126 This photo looks like a movie poster.

Ordered a hoodie last Friday as a gift. Tracking showed it was ready to ship Monday, but never picked up. Thursday I contacted the company and told them to get my package moving or give me a refund. They responded that it had been delivered. Sent them the tracking screenshot saying it wasn’t […]

RE: https://social.neonpaws.digital/@FoxesInLove/115706954197182061 I’m gonna start doing this to strangers whenever I want some more personal space.

Finally got to see one of my favorite bands from my neo-swing-obsessed 20s: #bigbadvoodoodaddy, who apparently have been doing holiday music concert tours for almost as long as they’ve been around.

To really complete the look for our earlier Animated Crew Seat, here's the crew console too (starting with the middle part)! Stay tuned as we'll have the wrap-around sides shortly. #3dprint files now up at www.patreon.com/posts/145580860!

RE: https://front-end.social/@fox/115699792382774079 TIL that a tardigrade is barely twice the size of an amoeba and triple the size of a neuron, and my understanding of cellular biology just got a lot weirder.

Huh. Just chatted in person with someone who's been on #mastodon for a while, now, who honestly thought that all the Mastodon domains were run by Mastodon. And having a different domain was, like, just a vanity thing to look cool. It only came up because they were complaining about an issue they […]

My shop closes for the holidays tomorrow morning, so if you'd like one of these prints, or anything else, please order today: www.tomgauld.com/shop

Time for another variation of one of my fave memes with today's new acqusitions/deskbots. Cheap Overcharge and Cyberverse Snarl. "DRIVE ME CLOSER! I WANT TO HIT THEM WITH MY THAGOMIZER!"

[Uspol, fonts] Wow, anti-accessibility bigotry and fragile snowflake memes all in one announcement. Changing text to a more accessible font is a zero-cost move to make documents more readable, and Trump just threw it out because he never reads anything anyway […]

RE: https://mastodon.social/@TFW2005/115695438810323333 Oh no, my greatest weakness: shiny Dinobots! #transformers

Progress on Custom Hooligan. Yeah gonna do one forearm orange and one black. The red thighs will need more work but gonna leave that for when I'm done doing the orange. Done 2 coats so far, probably gonna need 2 or 3 more at least before I seal it.

#Baking #cookies is one way I like to make myself feel a little more Christmas-y, even if they’re not “proper” Christmas cookies. This afternoon I baked a box of Krusteaz shortbread cookie mix and added apricot jam to make them thumbprint cookies, then opened […] [Original post on retro.pizza]

I have a plan...

[Russia, Ukraine] RE: https://mastodon.world/@DarthPutinKGB/115665800245926334 Reminder that Russia does not, culturally speaking, respect any signed agreement that cannot be enforced when it’s violated.

[Uspol, libraries, good news] RE: https://tomkahe.com/@GiftArticles/115661457144010799 Remember: every political cause is being championed by someone. You don’t need to fight all of the battles yourself.

[Uspol, SNAP] RE: https://med-mastodon.com/@bicmay/115658104580983111 added CW

Somehow managed to overachieve with another *10* articles for #hackster today, so let's start with the six that have already been published. First up, another amazing 3D display project from @ancientjames - this time solid-state, so no terrifying LED panels whizzing past your face at a few […]

It's 'We Don't Understand What the Word "Disguise" Means' Wednesday.

Kira is so ridiculously comfortable in the deep snow. #husky #dogsofmastodon