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my name is sam poster bridges

i am suspending all posting from this account until @support.bsky.team implements a private mode

For the #B1T game jam, my pal @whoiskevinflynn.com and I made a lil game in a week!

i am suspending all posting from this account until @support.bsky.team implements a private mode

gamer posters in RUNAWAY JURY (2003)

five bucks says it isn't

i have a condition where i can't remember the movie 50 First Dates. every morning i have to watch a VHS tape of the movie, then i start crying and walking around contemplatively because of what a good movie it is

here's something to look at if you're trying to wind down and rest your eyes

do i have any games on my phone

who else had their mind blown by last night's episode of the shadows on the wall of plato's cave

while you were studying the blade, i was also studying the blade. we were in the same blade class. you might not recognize me. my hair was different back then and also i didn't have this cool blade.

[raises my head up to the moon like a wolf] lmfaooooooo

leaving a whole candy bowl of these out for guests

🎶 you never give me your money / you only give me your sega dreamcast

ahhh, my favorite time of night. 10:36 pm.

please enjoy my original holiday song "have yourself a stuart little christmas" featuring vocals by @anacrusisnt.bsky.social. thanks to dominic snyder for uploading this to youtube, even though you called me a coward for not doing it myself. www.youtube.com/watch?v=X2iK...

after nearly five years, over a hundred articles written, and many more edited, i'm stepping away from @hard-drive.net. i'm very proud of all we accomplished as a team, and i'm hugely grateful to @jeremykaplowitz.com and matt saincome for giving me a shot. thanks for reading and see you!

apparently texas exists in the world of final fantasy 7

so much depends upon a red four loko glazed with rain water beside the old glassware

I named my cat after Star Wars. Her name is Good Movie.

hm

RIDDLE: Mario and Baby Mario are in a car accident. Mario is okay but Baby Mario is rushed to the hospital. The doctor says, “I can’t operate on this baby, it’s-a me!” How is this possible?

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