This isn't funny you guys my uncle died doing Jumanji

Onion Mom Content has been top notch lately

RFK Jr. Denies Ever Laying Eggs In Olivia Nuzzi

Did you know "Runnin'" by The Pharcyde and The Flaming Lips' "Fight Test" have essentially the same message AND bpms with even numbers?

Wish the Lands Between would decorate Christmas in Elden Ring

This is a funny companion thriller book we wrote starring Theo Sultan Great stocking stuffer www.patterspod.com/store/produc...

Is there any meal that photographs better than the autumnal sludge of Thanksgiving?

People get down on me for living in a chicken coop but I don't even sweat it not with my girl Clucky by my side

Friendly reminder that I will get you

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RFK Jr. Denies Ever Laying Eggs In Olivia Nuzzi https://theonion.com/rfk-jr-denies-ever-laying-eggs-in-olivia-nuzzi/

I wonder if all these vindictive court cases cost taxpayer money or naw

Three cheers for analog art www.theguardian.com/artanddesign...

Tidying up the YouTube feed youtube.com/playlist?lis...

"How to Crush Obstinance in the Workplace"

sooner than you think...

If I was a Last Samurai Standing I would be one of the players that coolly tells the Manslayer I don't want to fight him

YEEEEESSSS LEADING MAN JOSH FADEM rarely been this excited youtu.be/yDyxAKWff-M?...

"oh no theres not enough room to store all the files on the cloud storage we hounded you to use and made it really hard not to use...however, there is another way: $$$$$"

just don't name em like they used to

"Behold Argos, an automaton with the strength of 10 Hessian hole-diggers."

Just wish our megalomaniacs would get unhealthily obsessed with building such as a steam-powered mechanical man

MOVIE/PREDTR.GIF

Wouldn't mind anime The Three Stooges

The season finale has finally published. Check it out without interruptions on our free-to-access Patreon: www.patreon.com/posts/110-ed...

LIVID at parent teacher conference to discover school does NOT test for psychokinesis

🌵 The journey continues. Join us for Desert Skies Chapter 26 - The Inter State (Part 1). Out Now!

worked at a playhouse where this was one of the productions and just barely got a free employee ticket. remains one of the most mesmerizing evenings of my life, all just from one man speaking in a dark theater, conjuring ethereal mystery

Doing Sisu on this chapter

"Fat luck."

Sisu was awesome, will have to watch Rare Exports and Big Game now

This is totally my problem Totally

i would like for my tombstone to read: you're allowed to dig this one up, you won't get in trouble

Really convinced this "Poffertjes" pancake looks like either Edgar Allen Poe or Sigmund Freud

We live in a vile world

I h8 it here

Daaaang that Predator Badlands post credit scene with um....ALF?????(!!) wherever the franchise goes next I am SO THERE - if a Yautja is like a Harry and the Henderson type deal or friggin ALF (?!) is a Joe Pesci from Lethal weapons 3 sidekick, gonna be SICK AF bravo

"We're gonna have the time of our nine lives" youtu.be/_WVvPDwCT9g?...

Moving on to further film discussion

Formative book for us, precisely for how emo it is and champions tortured members of the Other

Rome formerly of Sublime with Rome

Word of the Day is ‘catchfart’ (17th century): an obsequious individual who sucks up to the boss and always follows the political wind.

Bugs Bunny would make mincemeat out of a Yautja

How the hell was my freelance life more stable than this corporate nightmare

listening to Goblin and realizing there is nowhere near as much pained wailing on our OST as there could be

Ooh yeah youtu.be/6Zv6zK8N9Lk?...

Mid Morning Matters launched 15 years ago today. I am old. www.youtube.com/watch?v=n-ug...

Never have I felt more like I'm clawing my way out of a pit in the ground. Hello, listeners 💜 Consider this your update (warning?) that the on-air sign is flickering alight again soon. I can't say when, but we're dusting the equipment off and staring face to face with the end. Thanks for tuning in