that's my art! 🙂

Happy to see this show getting eyeballs on it www.avclub.com/podcast-cano...

They're not putting Zoolander or Austin Powers in the new Mortal Kombat so lame

One part of moving back home to my working class beach town is seeing who now is in jail, who cooked their brains, who landed on their feet and who did not make it, all while 17 hip coffee shops replace the thrift stores and pawn shops

improving our UX via cutting-edge web design

Wish we could but YOU should

it would be cool if someone made a pirate movie where every so often the captain turned to the camera and said "what say ye, mateys?" and everyone in the audience could say "aye aye, cap'n". and then the movie would continue

Explanation Of Board Game Rules Peppered With Reassurances That It Will Be Fun https://theonion.com/explanation-of-board-game-rules-peppered-with-reassuran-1819579569/

Kenan Thompson and Kel Mitchell are reuniting for horror-comedy KENAN & KEL MEET FRANKENSTEIN. For two delivery drivers, a drop-off takes a terrifying turn when they arrive at a creepy, out-of-place castle and accidentally awaken Frankenstein’s monster.

For some reason (proximity to a lender) I'm the go-between for my middle age lady coworkers borrowing DVDs from each other

For those curious, let's just say "Wicked" has a menagerie scene that makes Jumanji look like a friggin petting zoo 😎

Need a virtual pop-up machete just to read the hell about beavers 😔

Trader Joe's has fun kid friendly mascot "Sammy the Seal," WinCo has "Sammy the Single Father on Lunch Break So Get Bent"

Me, toiling away at this upcoming behemoth episode

God I miss Frys

alls i ever wanted to be when i grew up was a writer

Ah yes, so we meet again my nemesis: -bullet point formatting

Man Gets Into Mess Usually Reserved For Stars Of Silent Film Era https://theonion.com/man-gets-into-mess-usually-reserved-for-stars-of-silent-1819570481/

*neil hamburger voice* "You know what the strangest thing of all is about this Netflix show... Is how it ever became popular"

from hell’s heart I stab at thee; for hate’s sake I spit my last breath at thee

Keep telling people Amy Poehlers Golden Globes pod win over us was a real Macklemore-Kendrick situation

OH - dashare.zone ADMIN

John Carpenter's birthday is this Friday. We're celebrating the master all week long. For starters, Carpenter's Los Angeles concert this past Halloween night is now streaming only on Screambox!

We've been told by "FeedSpot" we're in the "Top 70 Thrillers to Listen to in 2026" but mainly any year is a good year to listen to us podcast.feedspot.com/thriller_pod...

Also, stealing my wife's YA book data and that of many others (go buy Teen Killers Club and Merciless King of Moore High, ps) www.cnbc.com/amp/2026/01/...

"Finding Pattersby: this ain't your mom and dad's Tanis"

"thou shalt not have no idea" -the All-O-Gistics

We're going to become a wellness/longevity podcast

"...I can't. I'm doing my 1000 piece Boondock Saints 2 puzzle tonight"

Want more stuff like: Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason 🌎 The Subjective Truth 🛸 The One Stars ⭐️ Christmas Diner 🎄 Someone Just Like You 💀 My name is Jeremy Ellett and I make all 5 of these shows. Our Patreon has been stuck at $40/month for years. Wanna help us get over the hump in 2026?

writing a cover letter

I support this message. pattersby is phenomenal, I eagerly await more

Unfortunately, guess I will starve rather than do one of these creative writing AI jobs where they succubus your soul for $22-$35/hr Anyhoo you can support real things like our show here: www.patterspod.com

"Let's dig into the data-" *pulls fish skeleton from trash can*

shout out to this question which eternally confounds those of us who grew up like 30-40% culturally latino with one Mexican-American parent, but also can't claim majority "white" status for purposes unknown

Credit Karma wants a drop of my blood and to promise it my child

absolutely wretched - people wanna die before theyre even dead, whats even the point of this kind of soulless theft

But how?

"How can you even discern between good art and bad art when your basis is familiarity and adherence to a thematic structure that an audience and marketing team have already agreed upon before entering the theater? Big Budget, Low Budget, No Budget: I’m going to present an alternative every time."

had no idea Danger 5 did an audio season www.forbes.com/sites/joshwe...

Basically did jack shit this year

If you’re someone like me who notices and is unhappy every time video switches to 48fps, AVATAR: FIRE AND ASH is a chance to feel unhappy about a hundred times!

Hello new folks! If you are a fan of #audiodrama, or happen to enjoy our show, check out the below starter back for some audio dramas to check out! go.bsky.app/JRCA6k5 You can also check out the audio drama feed for even more, human made, shows: bsky.app/profile/did:...

Hey it's me, the guy taking advantage of the library extras such as a take home kit of million year old local fossils for some reason

Just gave quick example to wife of Tarantino dialogue as something like "Ace of Spades, Cherry Pie-" and actually it is correct no notes

What we're about: -weird fiction -oddball mystery -no AI -Fred Flintsone references -conversant in all manner of strange and supernatural -tongue in cheek Brass Eye Boosh humor, delivered by a blue collar buddy w an English degree from one of the best programs in the nation (got a B average)

That's crazy the same guy who directed Event Horizon, the Resident Evil movies AND the Mortal Kombat movie made One Battle After Another dang

Bio of every monster today is like "...started hashtag.angelfire.com in 1992..."

Our platform seeks to empower creators by handing them a goddamned wooden pencil and some paper and telling them to figure it out their self