Nation’s Fuckups Announce Plan To Get Shit Together For Real This Time https://theonion.com/nations-fuckups-announce-plan-to-get-shit-together-for-real-this-time/

knaves, fools, and murderers there may be

Now is the time to binge our whole season open.spotify.com/show/6832Zm4...

Ska bands are like the class clowns of music but I hope they not crying inside

Marvel Calls Emergency Meeting To Determine If They Already Made One Called ‘Avengers: Doomsday’ https://theonion.com/marvel-calls-emergency-meeting-to-determine-if-they-already-made-one-called-avengers-doomsday/

Thank you for the boost all the way from sunny and weird California

Think I might be the Billy Joel of audiodrama -passionate -messy -into nautical interests

idk guys when i see a lot of similar headlines insisting that editors & authors are all already embracing AI, i don't assume these things are true. i assume there are a lot of very rich people with an unpopular product pushing a particular narrative in my industry!

Did you listen to our finale yet? We hope you tell your friends we had a great time making it for you linktr.ee/patterspod

Guess what - with the release of our Season Finale yesterday you can now binge our whole season. It's a beautiful strange and most importantly hilarious journey if we do say so ourselves (writed by humans) linktr.ee/patterspod

For our new chapter release day I tried and didn't fix a dishwasher hose blockage but hey at least my wrists smell like bile!

the process of writing IS writing! that's the job!!

The season finale of "Finding Pattersby" is out. In this age of "fast-make-no-care-slop" this is like a fine wine. We left it all out on the field for this one. We crafted hard because we care about your listening experience. ALL HAIL STORY! THIS IS FINDING PATTERSBY: www.patterspod.com/listen

Wow, wow, what a journey Ryan and this is the outcome! Did it turn out to be a “laughing matter?” Enjoy the Season Finale @patterspod.bsky.social - Chapter 5: Monomyth Publishing - I thoroughly enjoyed the season 💜 podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/f...

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We have officially reached "pencils down" territory Season finale 3/31 Make your plan to listen with a friend, here linktr.ee/patterspod

Boy the government is really running like a top under this guy

I don't got it in me to do "sticky" social media videos and work a cubicle job what I do got is a tireless energy to deliver YOU (our listeners) the best dang mega-sode this side of TANIS or The Message or Limetown OR... youtu.be/l6ry1xI_UU8?...

"I'm training my replacement" *teaching daughter to do the hops on Mario Kart*

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Dream getting-my-ass-kicked rotation: Joe Taslim John Wick King Hippo youtu.be/Avky8dVaqAI?...

The time has come... FINDING PATTERSBY RETURNS MARCH 31 SEASON FINALE #audiodrama #fictionpod #weirdfiction #mysterypod #comedyfiction youtu.be/l6ry1xI_UU8?...

The time has come... FINDING PATTERSBY RETURNS MARCH 31 SEASON FINALE #audiodrama #fictionpod #weirdfiction #mysterypod #comedyfiction youtu.be/l6ry1xI_UU8?...

Gonna tell the kids out there anytime you hear a parent gently say "does that seem like something you might wanna do?" - guess what, you're getting scammed, you are no longer in control

A dread only the scroll can sate into a deeper dread only the scroll can sate into a deeper dread only the scroll can sate into a deeper dread...

Excited for the new Taylor Sheridan/Paramount series, "Hole Digger"

i'm in one of the really far outer circles of hell and it's not so bad here. only thing is two or three times a day this guy, demon i guess, comes barreling through the place trying to knock everyone down. which honestly is really fun except when you get snuck up on and he just fuckin shellacs you

Better social satirist: Jonathan Swift OR Taylor Swift

Is this a Tim and Eric bit

Goes without saying I will be purchasing a ticket for a post-viewing of the On Cinema Oscar Special

Jay Kelly was robbed!

805 represent!

Ooh this is that good stuff

Frank Burly is our Gandolf Also real Gandolf

so i'm at Daffy's place & we're chasin each other around with cartoon hammers, whippin em across his yard, havin funny head lumps. but the thing about hammers is, no matter how much fun you've had with the cartoon kind, a single real one can at any moment become the hammer that truly defines the day

old school modest mouse stuck in a doorknob somewhere like Josie from twin peaks huh

Honestly: we're also a neo-noir

QA listen tonight. Think we made something accidentally special You will be thrilled. Tape up your sides, here comes a saga This...is Finding Pattersby.

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Hoppers gotta be one of my favorite Pixar movies its got meat on its bones

If you're a small local newspaper and you don't start at least one article with "The old saying goes that “every dog has his day” recently-" You better change your ways

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"ew gross...I stepped in some AI" me, on the Internet these days

When a rich kid solemnly says "I was fortunate enough..." 🤮

Me and the WinCo cashier discussing the motivations of an angry morning customer who tore down her aisle's candy bar shelves because she wouldn't sell him liquor until 8:01am like we're Samwise and Frodo philosophizing over Gollum's inner-torment

This show is killing me

this is a real ihop ad everything old is new again