Which is more powerful: the Dark Side or the Elements of Harmony?

Bluesky: You have a new chat request! Great! I just checked all of our accounts and none of them have new requests. I'm being gaslit by a social media website.

Losing a hand must be in the fucking Skywalker genetics.

DARTH VADER'S THEME WHEN ANAKIN GETS ANGRY IS SO FUCKING PEAK

Anakin is obsessive feral and clinically insane. He's the best character in this entire fucking movie.

DID PADME JUST EAT A PEAR WITH A FUCKING FORK?

When my wife told me to post more she probably didn't mean on this account but fuck it. Mine now.

Also what the fuck is Nintendo thinking with that $70 price tag for Pokopia. It's not even a fucking mainline game.

Obi Wan and Anakin are the funniest fuckers alive. They really allowed the most feral master to teach the most unhinged apprentice.

Also what the FUCK do you mean I need to teach shit I barely understand. I'm struggling with this fucking student as-is and my boss gives me this shit?

How the fuck did 'we just need marshmallows to make smores' lead to me going out shopping for the fucking father.

tee-hee #art #digitalart #fanart #TheAmazingDigitalCircus #TADC #Gangle #Zooble #Pomni

Rewatching the Star Wars movies for the first time in what might be fifteen years /minimum/ is so funny because I remember little parts but not enough to remember Qui-Gon Jinn's /entire character/. I thought he was Obi Wan. 💀

Canari! ⚡💙💛 #PokemonLegendsZA #fanart

It's a Star Wars night with some quick Genshin dailies. ❤️

✨ Alistair Theirin ✨ #dragonage

wish me mell 💫

Wife who overthinks x husband who underthinks. (She's playing the Stanley Parable.)

Wife is getting me to watch Star Wars which has now led to her talking about the fucking Clone Wars TV show. I swear to fuck she's going to make me watch literally the entire franchise.

"I've already source assigned you from Star Wars." "Is it Darth Maul?" "YES IT'S DARTH MAUL." - A conversation with my wife

If you see me dragging my wife's body into the woods tonight just know that we tried to cook together and she didn't follow the recipe.

What the fuck do I do with the rest of my evening. Like I have a shit on of choices but I can't think of ONE.

Do you ever wake up from a nap and wonder what year it is? What year is it.

Fuck you.

Feud go back to your Own Account challenge.

Made the mistake of looking up puppies for sale and I fucking WANT ONE.

Every time I hear a helicopter or plane overhead I get the irrational thought that they're either going to crash or drop bombs on us. I have never experienced either of those things in my life.

Look at this idiot. Even his friend is looking at the door like "????"

"Feyd, you're using the wrong account-" I fucking know I am. My account's got a shit following and I want to make all of you see that Fucking Seagull.

Also I picked up this seagull with my bare hands. Idiot got trapped inside.

Partner mentioning wanting to play Mass Effect like a week before N7 is basically fate.

tumblr anon asked who my fav cookie is…any excuse to draw my baby girl 🩷 { #crk #kouignamanncookie }

got a request for some twipie, enjoy 💜💗 #twipie #twilightsparkle #pinkipie #mlp #mlpfim #mlpg4 #mylittlepony #mlpfanart

A legend #N7Day #MassEffect

Happy N7 day! Glued to my screen waiting for news... Here's a Morda I drew. #masseffect #n7day #krogan

you are such close friends, how did you meet? 😍😱😵‍💫❓

study session

Begging TPC to add a hotfix to Legends: Z-A that lowers the 1000 battle requirement for the research rewards to 550 or something actually reasonable.

cheetah print kuromi 💫

I... think I've done everything I needed to do? Filed my finances, sent off homework to the boss, filled in my UC forms... Why do I feel like I'm missing something?

(pls share 🥹) commissions are now open for Animal Crossing characters (fan oc is okay!), Pokemon, simple style OC, & anime style custom art 🩷 i opened only 2 slots for each type, so there should be 8 slots in total across 4 comm styles! ^^ pls read each listing carefully~ ko-fi.com/strawbunnyca...

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Happy 5 years to the most unhinged day in tumblr history

Vik thinks I'm boring. : (

Should we build Flins for our Hyperbloom team, build Flins for his own team, or build Flins for our Nefer team?

tbh we gotta get back in with dna idk if we even finished the main questline and there's a ton of map left to check out ohh idk if we even unlocked the multiplayer feature lmao ok yea we gotta haul ass fr