Heard it was Bock sing day, so enjoy my "Chantilly Lace" from Karaoke @ ANE last year 🐔🎶 m.youtube.com/watch?v=-Z-e...

youtu.be/40QvVEyFxWQ?... Merry Christmas everyone! 🔪🔪🔪

Merry Christmas Eve

Gay reindeer 🦌

Realistic Wyatt real

A little late to the party but I've been playing lots of Balataro lately! Wanted to share this endgame joker combo b/c it was naaaaaasty

What? You never heard the wise words "Fuck around and find out"? Lowpoly turntable for @jestersorders.bsky.social Thank you so much for your kind donation! #Rop3D

I've been taking pole dance classes for just over a year now and I gotta say... ...I'm getting pretty fuckin' good at it 😎

One year and one day later, moving up again!

@choob.bsky.social and I doing 🐑⚔️🐏 stuff back in the throes of Sheeptember

Introducing: the cover for issue N°3 of Yiff! Magazine! Our third issue is all about the cartoon world. Having a piano fall on your head, drinking from jugs labeled "XXX", uncannily long appendages, all things cartoon logic! Cover art by @critterdome.bsky.social! More news soon!!

Real horny girl hours 🙂‍↕️

Gotta squeeze in an orgasm before getting back to work!

Might as well take this opportunity to remind everyone I also post art on my Telegram channel (t.me/critterdome) and FA (www.furaffinity.net/user/critter...) ...

your move, mods

Soft, Warm Lights #needlefelt #puppets

Santa said he needed an extra reaindeer at short notice but I'm starting to think that he's actually just a weird gay pervert Murry Yiffsmas or Plappy Hole-idays or whatever you're calling it now 🎄🎅🦌

come to Yggdrasil the world tree in next 20 minutes if u want an ass kicking

"people with renaissance-level art skills don't exist anymore" yes they do their username is something like 03748218_ and they spend all their time drawing pornography so deranged it'd kill hugh hefner a second time

I wonder who was the lucky furry that landed this illustration gig...

OK so here’s what’s been holding my focus for the last month, a new physical painting! I’ve really poured my whole heart and soul into this. “Snake charmer” 16” x 20” Acrylic and pencils mixed media on wood panel. I’ve currently submitted this for a show wish me luck! #nsfw

If I drop it down to $70 would anyone want this tonight?

leather skirts, screenshot, msx (1987) www.mobygames.com/game/209794/...

(arboristposting) After months of going up & down trees exclusively on MRS systems I finally took my first crack at SRS climbing today. ...I imagine the whole setup works much better with foot/knee ascenders but my verdict so far:

A gator for every Steely Dan album 🎵

one down

Your unemployed gf thinks she has your evening all planned out, but all you've been thinking about at work has been kissing her wiener

The little devil on my shoulder has me looking up hotel and flight costs for ANE this morning... Not planning to go— I'm on a tight budget. Just seeing *exactly* how much money would need to fall out of the sky onto my lap for me to afford it b/c I really want to go again 😓

Comm for @mrwhiscaz.bsky.social / @nightrising.bsky.social ! Now that's a million-dollar smile >:3

onion fox

talk about dumpster diving... :///)

Gothhorn Devilhorn

My wife shared a drawing of Kris and Susie as Beavis and Butthead, and I pretty much immediately opened up CSP to doodle this response (The best part of being an artist has got to be drawing dumb shit to amuse your wife and/or friends lol)

Proud 2 be an ally of the LGBTQ* community (*Little Guys Bedeviled [by] Trash Qans)

They would have made for a much better jury than those 12 Angry Men...

When I fail my morning Wordle game

snowy owl ❄️🌨️

Thinking about how much of my life rn basically revolves around being off the ground Mon-Fri I do tree climbing/tree care in an arborist training program. Sundays I work at a rock climbing gym, and I'm also back to the occasional shift clambering around on rooftops for my old gutter cleaning job...

Was literally just discussing this w/ my roommate last night lol

MANWHICH comic

wifes love asking shit like "Honey, what is the Blowjob Olympics?" and "Why is 'Blowjob Olympics' listed on our CC statement like 14 times"

my fellow humans, it is imperative that we go back to badly photoshopping images because that shit was way better and funnier

Despite not having played in decades, I dreamt about M:tG last night... I was trying to join in at a local game shop but everyone was playing a new format based around a card which I've recreated here as best as I can remember. I don't remember the rules of the format, only Little Beans.