syzoth /ominous

syzoth sorry for not posting a lot! mun is having hawkpox!! get it? like chickenpox? but with hawk? like Hawkeye???

syzoth okay i lied other Hawkeye muses make me nervous UHM HIII

"Yeah yeah I'll put it down when I'm done hunting" [ He thought he was so cool for that, he smirked slightly at himself. Though, this looked bad, for him mostly, last time he went up against mutants he had to reattach his head back onto his shoulders ]

syzoth just saw the human torch leak what did they do to my KING 💔💔💔

I have not fumbled, I fell through the floor

while everyone's dropping their bags this Sunday, for us it's SECURE THAT BAG SUNDAYY 🙏🙏🔥🔥💯 THE ONLY REASON WHY THEY DONT INCLUDE ME IN AVENGERS POSTERS IS BECAUSE I WAS TOO BUSY GETTING THAT BAG 💰 #WLW #WINNERSSTAYWINNING

syzoth new things brewing, related to sunday 😈😈

[ Goes back home to his apartment with his leg and arm in a cast, bandages wrapped everywhere and holding himself up on a walker ] " I had fun earlier. . . I think "

i actually make 100% of the shots i don’t take

Coffee Will Solve All My Problems Coffee Will Solve All My Problems Coffee Will Solve All My Problems Coffee Will Solve All My Problems

♥ for an image starter?

syzoth look, all I'm gonna say is if you're in my DNI list and still interact with me I'm not gonna be very nice, if you can't read then don't bother doing a hobby where you need to read

▾ DNI [ PLEASE READ ]

[ He looked up from his phone, having finished placing his order. He eyed the holographs and purses his lips ] " You'd think they'd get jammed whenever I switch it between those— er, forms? " [ He commented, He then realised he had been forgetting the most important thing ] " Oh yeah! what about +

syzoth weekly reminder for lewd accs I'm a minor, I wanna have a stark party here not a diddy party 😔✊🏼 if I accidentally follow a lewd acc because you didn't explicitly say in pinned or bio please block me or remove me from your follows thanks

" I never miss, I can't miss "

" Pineapple on pizza is good! it's the same thing as chicken and waffles! " [ He retorted back, gently nudging him on the shoulder ] " Guess I'll get pepperoni, don't wanna get exiled for it " [ Clint grumbles ] [ He looks at the concept in awe, he could be calculated and fast sure, but when it +

". . . I can try making you deaf"

syzoth just landed 13 kills in my first game I really felt like this

" Wait . . . okay you're not wrong either, you're kind of smart with that " [ He muses, rubbing his chin ] [ He perked up at that question ] " Well, I have this thing called deafness, whenever it gets too loud I take my hearing aids off, then boom! back to pure silence "

" I feel like you've been planning this for awhile " [ he teased as he stood behind him, Clint squinted slightly as the light from the holographic screen hits his face ] "Ah yeah yeah, sure, hard light sounds cool" [ He agreed, knowing that he had very limited knowledge on how hard light +

"Why would I need to? I live in the middle of NYC, only thing I'll be hunting is those fat rats. . . unless if that's what you want"

syzoth my name syzoth so I tag myself syzoth :333c

syzoth how it feels to be fixated on Hawkeye and having to muse two Hawkeye variant accs THEN not being able to play him because I'm a die hard support main + can't be dps without the urge to heal for the life of me

" What's the occasion? don't need a better one anyway, this one's already good " [ He smirked as he pulled the string of his bow, promptly, it snapped under the pressure, the string whipped right in his face ] [ He groaned as he held the area that his face got hit, he huffed in annoyance knowing +

bored 🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️

syzoth I want to see other hawkeye muses I can't be the only onee 😭😭

get lobotomised mu i meanr idiot HA!

[ pulls out his doohickey and starts shooting his plunger arrows at him ]

went on a mission and someone thought I was casualty I need a sick leave 😭

syzoth GUYS IM GROWTH STUNNED.

syzoth I'll be complaining ABT mdni / lewd accs following me then say this shit

[ shluurrrrrp ]

GET THIS SHARK INTO ROBLOX GAMBLING GAMES NOW!

[ holds head up making sure it won't detach from his shoulders from getting jumped ] so... I'm a bit sick!

OW OW OW MY CONTACTS OWWW YEEEPOUUUCHHH NOT MY FUCKING HEARING AIDS DONT TOUCH THAT I ALREADY LOST ONE FUCK

syzoth i have a proposal

syzoth knew it like the back of my hand

sweet a lemonade stand! I want two cubes of sugar and stir it twice after each cube, use a long spoon not a table spoon, I can't tell the difference! so don't try me. water should be at 55.7 degrees and I'll take a splash of mint with lemon wedge on the side, make it cheap!

STOP TELLING ME THAT I HAVE THE SAME CRAVINGS AS A PREGNANT WOMAN

breakfast? anybody?

my sex tape is just me saying “fuck that’s good” as i sip my coffee.

Just tried a kids meal in McDonald's. Unfortunately, her dad chased me away before I got any of her chips.