Of course he was. Of course he was! I swear, on the bible, on the baby Jesus, speaking from my years of tourism experience in the city, that these people do not come here to have fun. They come here to be disappointed and glad they’re from Europe

Fingers crossed that I can very soon have a speaking relationship with my mother again

I'm getting back into having a shot of whiskey with a big ice cube to unwind. One day I had one without eating dinner and I woke up the next day with a massive migraine. Today I misjudged how much was in the bottle and poured two shots that I thought was one. I'm going to be shitfaced tonight.

No. Glad I could clear that up for you.

I started a little bit of Mass Effect today and I think I need to change my character to Jane Shepard because I can’t look at this dude and not think of this m.youtube.com/watch?v=V-fR...

I told my producer and best friend that I started writing the first episode of season two and he sent me this

Has there ever been a closed-room murder mystery where the sleuth character who takes charge to solve it turns out to be the murderer and they were just fucking around with the other suspects the whole time?

*gesturing frantically at the corpse on the table to all the men around me in black clothes and balaclavas over their heads* This is a man, and he has a name! When he was alive, he was addicted to love! His name is Robert Palmer!

Nice to see an AI company so forthcoming with the truth but weird that they put this up in public view

Damn that sucks. Well, it’s Texas, so they’re going to elect him

Why would you ever go to this gym? Don’t you KNOW what absolute power does?!

I’ve never in my life seen so many people so concerned about how a mayor handles the snow here whenever that mayor happens to not be an Indian Muslim

the downside of living in new york city is that it’s the only place in america that experiences snowstorms. the upside, and in fact the only reason i live here, is that it’s the only place where you can produce videos and upload them to youtube

I taught my daughter how to open a can of beans all by herself, AMA

Hey everybody, I have exciting news! I was approached by the onion for a hard hitting story on… oh! Damn it!

Fuck it, I'll submit to "Confluences," why not, if they'll have me

Passengers Rush To Arriving Train’s Doors Like Rat Babies Nursing At Mother’s Teats https://theonion.com/passengers-rush-to-arriving-trains-doors-like-rat-babies-nursing-at-mothers-teats/

Look how far I’ve come! Same bakery, same sweater too!

This is the first time I ever edited a podcast of just me free-talking without a script and it was tougher than I thought. Jesus I can’t imagine editing an episode of Hardcore History, I’d ask for a hundred grand up front

Happy Valentine’s Day everybuddy www.buzzsprout.com/2529418/epis...

I listened to this over and over again while editing the last episode and now it’ll be in my head all week and hopefully yours too m.youtube.com/watch?v=WdKA...

I wish more Reddit discussions wrapped up like this

Here at last! It’s the concluding episode of The Podcast Against Giygas!!!!! www.buzzsprout.com/2529418/epis...

I love it when I see someone in the stats is playing the podcast from start to finish

As much as I love history podcasts, most of them started on the heels of Mike Duncan’s Rome podcast around 2010-2018 and so always always always say something like “this is a lot like that part in Game of Thrones” which is so goddamn wack

Oh dear… is that… could it be? The twenty-second episode of The Podcast Against Giygas?!!! www.buzzsprout.com/2529418/epis...

What the…?! Is that… Yes! It’s the twenty-first episode of The Podcast Against Giygas! www.buzzsprout.com/2529418/epis...

For everyone else: you’re getting MAJOR snowfall! Two feet and a lot of windchill! Holy cow it’s gonna be a winter storm!!! New York City: you will be getting some snow

The Devil: A guy who has never had a friend will yell at you for saying something that's not wrong, and not said in the wrong way, but in a way that the guy thinks is wrong. Me: That sounds very cool. And this all happens on my telephone?

The main reason I like retro games is because it’s the only era where they’ll have an entire ost that’s just 90s chill out techno. This and R-Type Final too, gimme more game soundtracks that are just “we want to sound as much like Orbital as we possibly can” m.youtube.com/watch?v=2XzO...

I was confident I could pack the recording gear for a while until to my horror I realized I accidentally said MR Andonuts I am so deeply ashamed

I’m glad I figured out how to put custom thumbnails in the chapters of my episodes. Now everyone gets to see all the artwork that @pd-cgt.bsky.social did for me 🙂 albeit cropped ☹️

Can it be… Yes! It’s Episode 20 of The Podcast Against Giygas! giygaspod.buzzsprout.com/2529418/epis...

This is my star rating distribution over the years. Not often, but sometimes games are great, and also not often, but sometimes games are horrendous, but over all most of them are pretty good. This is the only distribution I can see on someone else and trust them, to be honest.

I finished recording the raw audio of the entire Podcast Against Giygas today! I’m so excited to get it all out and it’s still wild that strangers are actually seeing my writing and enjoying it

My ass slipping through the open window of the entire front wall of a house collapsing on me

I’m replaying Mother on my phone during my commute, in an ongoing thread I’m calling “Momma From the Train:”

Episode 19 of The Podcast Against Giygas is up! You better hold onto your dang hat this time, you’re not gonna BELIEVE what happens in this one! www.buzzsprout.com/2529418/epis...

🎶 I got the style but not the grace/ I got the clothes but not the face/ I got the bread, but not the butter/ I got the winda, but not the shutter 🎶but I’m…

Man, are Sonic fans WEIRD or what?! Have you SEEN the fan art they make?! At least NINTENDO fans are norma… oh. Oh…

In my capacity as “someone old enough to do this.” Then and now, left to right. (Lemme know if metal slug x doesn’t work for the criteria and I’ll change it to silent hill)

“Do you mean the actual concept, or the video game” REALLY could have gone equally one way or the other here.

Whoa Nellie! Episode 18 of The Podcast Against Giygas is up! www.buzzsprout.com/2529418/epis...

I just wanted to say hi.

It’s true! For the same price you spend on the switch remasters, you can get the original physical copies AND throw in a pile of rotten garbage you can stuff your nose in anytime you need to throw up on command!

I follow BBC and The Guardian on the Apple News app, and I more or less like them both, but no matter how many times I try to block the topics on the app I am always getting article after article about goddam soccer and cricket from those fuckers

Let’s get to work

All this horrible stuff going on and I still have to finish the characters in Sonic Adventure that no one likes. I can’t catch a break!