Even in my rock and roll fantasies, I'm still a bassist. 😆

I mean, they really can be. They can also ruin an outfit. I have good boob days and bad boob days. I'm apparently in the mood to oggle this morning. She's beautiful! 😆

Into men but women with tattoos always get a second look. 😏

Literally nobody has ever said "we can do this the easy way, or we can do this the hard way" as anything other than a threat.

I hate this trend of minimizer bras. Without my boobs, what do I even have? Certainly not my personality.

Yup. My back is also fine. I guess I appreciate the concern but I'm doing just fine.

Happy the Bears won. Definitely got lucky with the Lamb injury. The game is probably much closer if the Cowboys had him. Good to see the Bears move the ball fairly well. Still felt like Caleb missed some throws that were definitely there. Not being angry after a Bears game is a weird feeling.

The institutional Democratic Party is basically a vehicle for rich donors to make sure that when public backlash to terrible Republican policies causes Republicans to lose, the opposition does as little damage to rich people’s interests as possible and cedes power back as quickly as possible

Checking Bravissimo basically every other day at this point, waiting for their delivery system or whatever to be back online for the US. And yes, that is how much my bras actually cost BEFORE shipping. $240 for only THREE bras. 🙄 I know my followers enjoy the big boobers but they are expensive!

Angry little man. Only 2 inches tall. Pounding his little fists against my foot. Sure, he's being disobedient by trying to "fight" me but it feels kinda nice so I'll let him do it for a little bit longer before squishing him. #sizesky

From a follower. Pretty much how I would want all my kisses to be! ☺️

Dam been writing a book about this and she just TikToked it in 90 seconds.

"Why yes. This is a new top. So nice of you to noti...wait a second, you shrank again, didn't you? I knew something was different! You look so much smaller now and I know you'll be teeny tiny soon enough" 😁

Can't exactly hug tinies so it's more like I hold them in my hand and rub my cheek against their little bodies. #sizesky

I miss having a pet. It's exhausting having to eat a whole bag of cat food by yourself.

I just love the whole "get the same look as (insert gorgeous celebrity) in 3 easy steps... The REAL steps: 1. Be pretty like her 2. Be rich enough to afford the most expensive cosmetics 2. Have access to entire Hollywood makeup team to perfectly apply said cosmetics It's just that easy! 🙄

Tuesday is boobsday.

No shame to people who enjoy awards shows, but I have no idea how they sit through it all.

If you see this quote with the energy you bring to Bluesky

A shrinky girl who was roughly my size before she started dwindling...She stares up at me angrily as I pick through her closet and grab whatever I want because it's not like her itty bitty self can wear any of this anymore. I can tell she's angry but she knows better than to complain. #sizesky

This pose is my mom when my sister and I (me?) piss her off.

Sign up for my OnlyFans. It's basically just me in a bra complaining about the Bears being terrible every season. No Packer fans allowed. 🤣

Every Bears game leaves me with a mix of anger, embarrassment, and shame. Why am I a fan of this team?

Probably the last one for a while. I was surprised by how many people liked the last one!

Had trouble sleeping last night. Today will be a nap day.

Currently seeking boob guy or butt guy who I can convert into a boob guy. 🤣

Just a quick thought on Charlie Kirk as I will admit to not being real familiar with his "work" before all this. It's probably not a great sign when the people being accused of "spiking the ball" on his death are the ones simply quoting things he has said. It apparently makes him look bad. 🤨

Why does it sometimes feel like I'm the only Bears fan who has absolutely no problem with them playing in Arlington Heights in the future? One of the reasons why I haven't attended a Bears game in 5 years (besides cost and the team being bad lol) is because getting to Soldier Field is a nightmare.

Long overdue for some new bras. I go to complete my order and...wonderful...just wonderful 🙄

Quick question for any of my followers who are gay/bi/etc. and who might occasionally go to a club or bar because I might be overthinking this. I have been invited to a bachelorette party but part of the festivities are at a gay club in the city.

I don't really do foot stuff just because I'm not super into feet, but I figured I would try a post just once. My feet with my fave sneakers and a tiny guy thrown in! 😏

Ugh! Underwire popped out of one of my bras and now I'm down to one good bra! But I don't want to order more because it turns out I'm not rich! 🙄 Is robbing banks still a thing? Asking for a friend..

I feel like every cuddle I've ever had becomes this at some point. 🤣

Being a tall (5'11") woman means meeting tons of 6' guys who are shorter than me. Just be honest, guys. 😆

"You look smaller than the last time I saw you" is the absolute best thing to say to a shrinking person, regardless of whether or not they actually did shrink. I like knowing that they will be wondering for the rest of the day if they really are smaller. #sizesky

Shoving a few little bits of waffle between the bars of the cage with my finger before I head out to class. That should hold them until I get back home. #sizesky

Not goth. I just love wearing black is all.

It amazes me how many men, especially those who supposedly love large breasts, are clueless when it comes to bra sizes. I'm a 34K and yes, my breasts are objectively large but because men think DD is huge they imagine damn beach balls when I mention my cup size when they're really just regular big.

Thanks to the awesome follower who shared this with me! Apparently, they thought she looked like me and while I scoffed at first...it's probably closer to reality than I would like to admit! 😆 I do absolutely ADORE her dress. I would totally wear it. Love black. Love the sleeves! #sizesky

Yes! This is such a mood. Something to be said for shoes, pants, and bras strewn about like a mountain range that the tiny micros have to navigate to reach safety… all before the massive giant returns and blankets them in shadooooow dun dun dunnnn

I think what still bothers me the most about last night's Bears collapse is how familiar it all felt. New coach. New coordinators. But it still felt very familiar watching them sputter on offense in the second half while having too many penalties and defensive lapses. Been watching this for years. 🙄

I can help. It's because this is clearly a doodle of a naked and very young girl. These are the breasts of a preteen who is just barely starting to develop. I don't think I even owned a training bra when my breasts were this small. That's why this feels so gross.

Bears lost at home to a QB making his first NFL start ever. Let the good times roll. 🙄

There you are! Been looking everywhere for you, little one!

Finally home from class and the Bears are...winning? 😌

A follower sent me a comic about a very busty girl finding love thinking I would like it. And I did think it was a cute and surprisingly sweet story. But what made me laugh is when I saw this and realized I literally took the exact same picture a few months back! 🤣

A 34K is like 2 oversized parachutes with those ropes that kids climb in PE attached. 🤣

#SizeSky idea- Most people consider inchlings pests. They're inch-tall people who frequently get by via stealing from "normal" people after all, so they're often treated basically like rats. However, an otherwise broke college student has converted a file cabinet into a small apartment complex.

This is going to be a nightmare. With each passing day I'm becoming more convinced of that. Shopping is already a pain for me. Too tall for standard sizes. Boobs too big for US bras. Feet too big for standard shoe sizes. I already pay more for most of the clothes I wear and it's about to get worse.

I need this in my life today. It has been far too long since my boobs were loved on like this. Need a cute girl with a flat chest to worship my tiddies!