Dropped a big bottle on nandos hot sauce on the white marble kitchen floor 😃😃😃

Okay now I’m back I’m gonna make some content.

Devastated to see Pete Murchie join Wales. Hope he returns to Scotland soon.

Wasn’t allowed to take my water bottle into the stadium. Because it’s metal… anyway, stewards told me to leave it by a big post outside the stadium and chance it that no one takes it. Of course someone took it, enjoy your bottle that has my name printed on it, plus stickers from New Zealand. Cunt.

Ireland are doing alright aren’t they

Ireland England will be good me think

I’m back in the UK lads. Was it always this grey?

Worst thing about these results is how the two worst results are the World Cup games when Townsend bad about 3 years to plan for them.

Wales is gonna be such an easy game. They’re so bad. I’m fed up of people saying we might struggle. We are the best team in the 6N.

Think we’ll beat wales by 1 million points.

Scotland have only lost to England 2 times since Townsend took over. I was at both games. I haven’t been to any other Calcutta Cup games. Maybe I should stay away.

So it was Edinburgh's fault all along?

Raeburn Shield for Scotland!

Camera cuts to Townsend standing on his desk, swinging a snooker ball in a sock over his head and smashing a pint of his own piss . #SCOvENG

Okay that take from Steyn made me feel things

AAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHHAHAAH GEORGE FORD LOOOOOOOOL

Wait two yellows is a twenty minute red?! What are we even doing here?

I thought 2 yellows was a full red not a 20 min one???

Kyle Steyn believers getting their belief vindicated every minute he plays for Scotland. Adds so much more all round than his high try scoring Edinburgh counterparts.

I’m at the Josh McKay derby. Very cool stadium.

Can we stop winning pens. We’re not gonna win the game. It’s just extending the tiny bit of painful hope.

Omg if Dempsey had just leathered that up the pitch Steyn was in

If I see anyone involved with Scottish rugby invoke "the conditions" as excuse following this, I'll lose it. As if Italy aren't playing on the exact same pitch. #ITAvSCO

Lol Scottish forwards asked if the ball was out at the back of the ruck. Ben o keefe said yes and they froze for 2 seconds before realising.

Matt Fagerson just leapfrogged the Scottish hooker picking order

If only there was a hooker in Scotland who has impeccable lineout throwing, in good form, starting for his club who are top of the league and unbeaten in Europe. And man of the match in multiple recent games.

FUCKING HELL THEYRE GKNNA ABVE TO BRING ASHMAN BACK ON

Omfg

Hiddleston should be on here. Toonie out for me

Fuck it. It rain like this drop box kick bombs on the try line. Chaos ball.

Kick off directly to touch followed by conceding a scrum penalty

Bye bye Ashman. Hope I never see you in a Scotland shirt again.

Ashman has been shite but this isn’t even a pen

Can’t have a second half collapse if you shit the bed from minute one.

Get Ashman off the field

Townsend never uses the bench. Ashman will probably play 80

Leave Ashman in Italy

Why the fuck is Townsend still picking Ashman who can’t throw when Hiddleston is so good.

Can we PLEASE sack Gregor

Who are the commentary team? And how do we ensure they never commentate ever again?

Did a 30km hike of the Routeburn Track today. Was mental. So stunning.

I’m going to Wales vs Scotland at the Principality!!

Anyone remember Posolo Tuilagi?

My dodgy stream went down. Why has Seb Stephen’s try been cancelled???

Rowe didn’t touch his head

There’s no head contact

Okay but imagine if Tony Brown does join the nz set up so the Boks recruit Razor to replace him and then Rassie and Razor win the World Cup

Jamie Joseph won super rugby 11 years ago and he’s now the messiah