The us-east-1 outage is preventing me from uploading my Strava ride

Imagining Mayor Adams giving an advancement to candidacy talk

I’m currently at war with my back wheel and the refusal of my tire to sit properly on the rim, please pray for me and send patch kits thank you

rocSOLVER doesn’t have geev or any other general eigensolver? What about my non symmetric/hermitian on-device matrices????

JuliaCon Local Paris starts tomorrow 🤩 Which part of our amazing program are you most excited about? #JuliaLang @juliacon.bsky.social @julialang.org

Crazy to think that a guy in the 16th century could paint such an accurate depiction of a 15 minute city.

I wonder how many organ music PhDs exclusively play baseball stadia

I have a new opening for several funded PHD positions in my group (the Computational Quantum Science Lab, at EPFL). If you are a talented, motivated student, please apply here www.epfl.ch/labs/cqsl/jo.... I am especially looking to hire in scientific ML applications/NQS; not in quantum computing.

The first of many! We have published the first individual video from JuliaCon Global 2025, the Introduction to Julia Workshop! Check it out and look out for over 200 additional videos from Pittsburgh to be published over the coming weeks! youtu.be/46hkaaDBgX4 #JuliaLang #JuliaCon #Programming #CS

Netflix's regional localizations are getting out of control

Software enthusiasts of all fields and backgrounds, unite! Here's the exciting schedule we cooked up for #JuliaCon Local Paris 2025 (the one for #PyData is just as thrilling!). Get your tickets while you can, and see you in a month ⌛ @julialang.org @juliacon.bsky.social @pydataparis.bsky.social

It is that time of year again! The @unitary.foundation qOSS survey is here! Please consider filling it out if you are using, developing or maintaining any quantum OSS like @pennylaneai.bsky.social or similar unitary.foundation/posts/2025_q...

New blog post: Implicit ODE Solvers Are Not Universally More Robust than Explicit ODE Solvers, Or Why No ODE Solver is Best Talks about how "robust" methods can be less robust in practice. Justifies hundreds of methods in #julialang #sciml www.stochasticlifestyle.com/implicit-ode...

Full schedule available for JuliaCon Local Paris 2025: pretalx.com/juliacon-loc... #JuliaLang folks, which talks are you most excited about? Anyone from the #PyData community planning to swing by? @juliacon.bsky.social @julialang.org @pydata.bsky.social

so obvs not a single person writing this policy knows how long a PhD takes, but i also want to point out that "as long as they remained full ine students" is not true. I-20 gives you a limited time period to finish your program. You can request an extension, but it has strict reqs (e.g. medical)

I am looking for a talented postdoc to join my group at EPFL, in Lausanne, Switzerland. Goal is to develop and apply state-of-the-art neural quantum states for electronic structure and related applications. Position to be filled soon, excellent conditions! Apply here: www.epfl.ch/labs/cqsl/jo...

Nora in one of her more pensive moments

Big Bicycle is on the march once again. Thank us later!

Hello Ambrose!

Just sent two dozen frozen peas clattering all over the kitchen as a direct result of my own stupidity, “PhD level” AI cannot replicate this

I love to spend $$$ at midnight only to learn there appears to be nothing wrong with either cat, they’re just not going to the bathroom to spite me, or something.

Want more open-source software and scientific computing in your life? Get your ticket for JuliaCon Local Paris 2025 before the end of the early bird pricing! We have an impressive lineup of keynotes, starting with Professor Laura Grigori (EPFL) and not stopping there! juliacon.org/local/paris2...

🚶🏾 How walkable is your neighborhood? Join Bronx residents, students, activists, and elected officials for a series of walks across three City Council districts to assess how well our streets serve people — not just cars.

I understand the ship has mostly sailed on this but I would prefer if we called the regular GHZ state a “tuxedo” state and the “3 legged cat” state a “calico” state. Not only would it not imply the GHZ state only has two legs, I would have more opportunities to post pictures of my own cats.

Obsessed with the idea of organizing a conference on a chartered private train

The WaterLily.jl article is now available on Computer Physics Comms! @gabrielweymouth.bsky.social and I review our CFD solver's design, performance, accuracy, and also show some very cool examples (like the one below). Check it out! 🔗 doi.org/10.1016/j.cpc.2025.109748 #CFD #GPU #HPC #JuliaLang

Agony/ecstasy moment: undergrads and grad students assumed I’m also a student after my talk, another instructor said I had “good command” of the room during my session

Give me the track assignment for the Vermonter, you scurvy dogs

Excited to be presenting at this year’s school on numerical methods in quantum information sciences (qnumerics.org). Going to be doing a lot of slightly less bad performance #julialang

My partner: Whoever designs the lg monitor stands is a sociopath lol Me: what if I told you I designed them? My partner: I’d break up with you

I wasn’t using this anyway…

Bicycles will save the world

Learn how to write efficient, vendor-neutral #GPU #code in Julia. In this recorded webinar, Tim Besard shows how KernelAbstractions.jl enables high-performance kernels across architectures. juliahub.com/company/reso... #JuliaLang #GPUProgramming #HPC #ParallelComputing #OpenSource

👋 Hey Bluesky! We’re Bluefors—bringing you cutting-edge #cryogenics, #QuantumTechnology highlights, stories about fascinating research, behind-the-scenes moments, news, and more. Follow along for all things cool!❄️ #PhysicsSky #Quantum #CoolForProgress

The US government is aiming to get rid of a quarter million people involved in science research and education by 2026. I have no words.

Good Judy block party at 5th Ave / 16th St in Brooklyn rocks, come thru

I'm giving an (online) talk next Monday. Be there or be square 🟥 www.thewiser.org/agenda

Is it CUOMOVER???? Is it SOCIALIST MAYOR TIME

Update on this?

www.governor.ny.gov/news/governo... Looks like it’s now legal to bring bottled water to people on line waiting to vote! Stay safe and hydrated out there, everyone voting in NYC today and working the polls.

BREAKING: the Chambers Street station abandoned platform has just endorsed Andrew Cuomo

RIP Ray Laflamme, gone too soon. Ray was a stellar scientist, the founding director of ⁦‪the IQC‬⁩ and ⁦‪of CIFAR's‬⁩ Quantum Information program, but more importantly a warm & generous human who built community and helped many (particularly junior researchers). May his memory be a blessing.

I’m writing lectures for a physics summer school and I can tell my brain is completely cooked because I had to wonder whether to define unitarity but breezed right past endianness for our bit representations.

RPA STUDY: Congestion pricing "has reduced traffic not only in Manhattan’s congestion relief zone (CRZ) but on roadways across the region. These time savings seem to be stable — remaining consistent and undiminished" -- rpa.org/news/lab/con...

We were hanging out on Jacob Riis beach with the WTFNB bike polo crew and further down someone was getting MARRIED

Vet day

I order my bagel toasted and I vote

Having to wash my hands in the kitchen sink all morning

www.cnbc.com/2025/06/09/i... More ions, more problems/MS gates?